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Post by Fighter-X on Jan 11, 2006 19:42:41 GMT -5
Based on the success of the Chinese Proverbs thread and the fact that I am running out of them, I thought this might be a fun thread as well.
The idea is to try and think of funny sayings for famous last words.
I'll kick the thread off with these:
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
Watch, I'll prove it!
I know this great shortcut we can take.
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Mike
Special Titles CRF Wrestler New Crusader
I met Weird Al!
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Post by Mike on Jan 11, 2006 20:57:32 GMT -5
This one comes from an episode of the Golden Girls:
"Ten bucks says I don't need this oxygen mask!"
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Post by Fighter-X on Jan 12, 2006 20:20:46 GMT -5
I'll get a world record for this.
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Post by chauncey on Jan 12, 2006 20:46:18 GMT -5
"I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it's the extra-healing potion."
"Click?? ...This doesn't come with ammo?"
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Post by Fighter-X on Jan 15, 2006 15:13:45 GMT -5
Nice doggie...
Just suck the poison out and everything will be fine.
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Post by dec0y on Jan 15, 2006 15:19:04 GMT -5
Ill Do Your Mom For 5 Dollars And A Pack Of Twizzlers!
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Post by Fighter-X on Jan 15, 2006 17:48:33 GMT -5
Ill Do Your Mom For 5 Dollars And A Pack Of Twizzlers! never heard that one yet....
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Post by sektor on Jan 15, 2006 18:07:35 GMT -5
Ill Do Your Mom For 5 Dollars And A Pack Of Twizzlers! Make it a Crunch bar and we have a deal
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Post by arc9761 on Jan 15, 2006 22:09:24 GMT -5
Trusr me...the rope is strong enough to hold....
I didn't do it...
It was like that when i got here...
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Post by Fighter-X on Jan 23, 2006 3:11:42 GMT -5
Let's go in..
Why are all the other members of our Star Trek landing party dressed in a different color from me?
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Post by arc9761 on Jan 24, 2006 18:36:27 GMT -5
Funny, I never noticed that before...
Excuse me sir, I think you're ticking...
What does this button do?...
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
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Post by sektor on Jan 24, 2006 18:44:46 GMT -5
Here's a few Syphon Filter-oriented ones
"This pistol G-17 says it can 'destroy extremly light armor in seconds'.I'm coming for you Ryusaki!!!"
"I will trade you my k-bar for that M4 and SSP-90.Whaddya say?"
"Maybe Zohar can guard this Atom Bomb"
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Magic
im back and your destruction has arrived
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Post by Magic on Feb 2, 2006 23:00:34 GMT -5
lol my turn ok ok here u will like this
baby i didnt mean to mess with your sister im sry Darth Vader i thought it was casual Friday look i swear i didnt kno she was your girlfriend sis lol i hope ya liked them
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Post by ::_Shep-Ster_:: on Feb 8, 2006 20:27:30 GMT -5
lol. not bad guys. here's one.
of course not babe. she was comeing on to me. i swear.
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Post by chauncey on Feb 23, 2006 8:19:11 GMT -5
*After I pick up my handgun, let's go see that new Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez flick. *And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep... *
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