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Post by Fighter-X on Feb 9, 2006 19:04:51 GMT -5
Ok, I was cleaning up the house a bit and came across a box of our old christmas lights. On the box it said the following: "For indoor or outdoor use only" Ok, I will try my best to comply with those very complex directions!!!! Anyway, it gave me an idea for another of our famous silly threads. Lets make this one a thread where you post silly warning labels that you see on products. Everyone should be able to add something, as I am sure there are interesting. What a world we live in.....
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Post by Fighter-X on Feb 10, 2006 12:36:27 GMT -5
Here are a few that I noticed on my solar calculator instruction booklet: The displays and illustrations shown in the User's Guide are for illustrative purposes only. Be sure to press the "ON" key before using the calculator for the first time.
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Post by unforgivable on Feb 11, 2006 10:00:28 GMT -5
How bout this,
On a juicy juice carton.
"Shake before opening, Refrigrate after opening."
SO when do i get to drink it?
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Post by arc9761 on Feb 11, 2006 10:07:37 GMT -5
A sign in a parking lot: No Parking in paking lot.
A sign on the side of a street: No parking in front of store during working hours. The sign on the same store mentioned above: Open 24 Hours a day.
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Post by ::_Shep-Ster_:: on Feb 11, 2006 15:36:22 GMT -5
its a little of subject but not quite. arc was talking bout. signs. well there are signs in resturants that say no smoking but they hav an ash tray sitting at that table. do you no how many people get confused cause of that. lol.
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Post by Fighter-X on Feb 11, 2006 20:51:41 GMT -5
Signs, warning labels, anything that is a silly direction can be listed here. Its hilarious to see some of these things.
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Post by sektor on Feb 12, 2006 15:33:44 GMT -5
My CD player says "In case of rain,keep inside".Does it think i'm retarded?!?
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Post by arc9761 on Feb 12, 2006 16:06:11 GMT -5
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Post by sektor on Feb 12, 2006 17:27:58 GMT -5
haha those are funny.
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Post by arcpanda on May 10, 2006 17:05:41 GMT -5
LOL LOL ROFLMAO
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Post by Minarin Warrior on May 11, 2006 3:31:06 GMT -5
one i saw this morning on a tub of ice cream.
"Keep in freezer or it'll melt"
on a chocolate fudge box
"Might taste like chocolate." and "If not satisfactory please returned sealed to the address shown"
on a car racing accident video, where they show awesome crashes with no injuries "Beware cars crashing"
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Post by vendetta on May 11, 2006 15:50:47 GMT -5
I saw a curling iron warning message say, "Do not insert into orifices while hot." this was my face
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Post by Cobra on Jul 10, 2006 18:43:29 GMT -5
something tells me you heard that from bill engvall, afterwards he said heres your sign.
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Post by kingofkings on Jul 10, 2006 19:02:12 GMT -5
I know this is different, but...
Once I was driving past a McDonalds and the sign said, 'NOW HIRING LOSERS FOR 8.50/h"
It was probablly supposed to say closers, but....
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Post by Cobra on Jul 10, 2006 19:42:02 GMT -5
haha thats pretty funny. Either it was meant to say closers, or some kids put the loser sign there.
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