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Post by Fighter-X on Aug 26, 2005 20:56:45 GMT -5
Ok, so me and my wife order Chinese food delivered tonight. And, they didn't give us any Chinese noodles!!!! How can anyone be expected to eat Chinese food without Chinese noodles?  Wheres my shovel? Anyway, it got me to thinking later on when I read my fortune cookie. This might be a neat place to post all those sayings that you find inside the fortune cookie. Or, make up your own funny ones if you like. Here was mine for tonight: "A gambler will not only lose what he has, but also will lose what he doesn't have" and my wifes, which I'm still laughing about. Cause how did the Chinese people know what was gonna happen tonight? (if ya get my drift) "Big things coming in future. Only a matter of time." ;D |
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Post by skullz on Aug 26, 2005 20:59:35 GMT -5
science only goes so far then comes my k-bar
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Post by Fighter-X on Aug 26, 2005 21:55:18 GMT -5
LOL!
I just read another one and it said this
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
LMMFAO
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Post by Hopp on Aug 26, 2005 22:08:42 GMT -5
He who keeps his nose to the grindstone, ends up with a flat face
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Post by Magic on Aug 26, 2005 23:11:15 GMT -5
u can drop a stone on the floor a million times but u never no 1 of thoes times it could flot to the celling srry for the pelling im a little high just so u no
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Post by Fighter-X on Aug 27, 2005 0:52:54 GMT -5
I'm on a roll today.
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."
Hopp, this one's for you. LOL
Thought of another one today:
"Crowded elevator smells different to midget"
ROFLMAO.
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Post by jago on Aug 27, 2005 17:07:20 GMT -5
I got this one before.
"This is your lucky numbers for today 24 7 5 67 89."
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Post by Magic on Aug 28, 2005 5:28:32 GMT -5
he who rolls down hill in barrel is stupid the person who can dodge bullets is really fast
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Post by skullz on Aug 28, 2005 12:43:09 GMT -5
balls
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Post by Fighter-X on Aug 28, 2005 14:37:39 GMT -5
Heres another one with that same topic: "Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk." |
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Post by Magic on Aug 28, 2005 19:15:39 GMT -5
he who ties firework to diick and lights it is a woman
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Post by Fighter-X on Aug 30, 2005 2:11:24 GMT -5
And yet another one,  Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands. |
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Post by Magic on Sept 14, 2005 13:05:56 GMT -5
lol i got some new ones ya for the joker ok he we go he that says he can jump over river is a big fat liar and he that talks about nothing but oatmeal is not a very talkitive person he who says balls a lot is out of there mind thats all i got for now srry i hope u enjoy them
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Post by Fighter-X on Sept 14, 2005 13:12:33 GMT -5
he who says balls a lot is out of there mind Sound like someone we might know?? |
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Post by Magic on Sept 14, 2005 13:30:27 GMT -5
lol so did u like them
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Wheres my shovel? 
