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Post by Fighter-X on Sept 14, 2005 23:35:12 GMT -5
Not bad, but I thought of a new one today.
"Man who runs in front of car gets tired"
and
"Man who runs behind car gets exhausted"
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Post by Magic on Sept 15, 2005 4:15:59 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Magic on Sept 15, 2005 4:55:57 GMT -5
were do u come up with that stuff
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Post by Fighter-X on Sept 15, 2005 12:26:46 GMT -5
were do u come up with that stuff I'm not wired right. LOL.
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Post by Magic on Sept 15, 2005 21:29:55 GMT -5
ight tri this on the man that carries 10 pound balls is super man the woman that stabs man in sleep is really pissed off the man is dead and good old abe lincoln is a lier i did not have 4 fathers
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Post by Magic on Sept 16, 2005 5:11:07 GMT -5
he that is out going is healthy he who sits inside is really lazy man who gets hit by bus is on the side walk on the street on the light post and in the busses grill
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Post by Magic on Sept 16, 2005 13:08:14 GMT -5
he that wips but with sand paper has some screws loose he that wips but with poison ivy will be in pain for a couple of weeks
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Post by Fighter-X on Sept 16, 2005 17:12:05 GMT -5
Pretty good ones magician. I havent thought of any more yet.
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Post by Magic on Sept 16, 2005 18:49:10 GMT -5
i cant think of ne either #angrypc#
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Post by Diablo on Sept 17, 2005 11:00:01 GMT -5
Magician, you need to punctuate yours so we know when they're beginning and ending.
Steve I think has the most original ones, but he's never been wired right. Just look at his signature line jokes.
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Post by Magic on Sept 23, 2005 13:50:28 GMT -5
he who sits and looks at sky has nothing better to do, he that dies a horrific death must mean wife has found out about his girl friend, he who has lost some of his brain must mean he has met hannible lector
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Post by Fighter-X on Sept 23, 2005 16:57:24 GMT -5
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Post by Magic on Sept 23, 2005 17:15:28 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Magic on Sept 26, 2005 14:13:36 GMT -5
wise man once say quickest way to womans heart is through chest with sharp knife
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Post by Fighter-X on Sept 26, 2005 17:25:59 GMT -5
War does not determine who is right, but who is left.
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