Post by Darkness on Apr 6, 2008 17:00:59 GMT -5
{Darkness is seen sitting in a chair placed in the center of the ring. In front of him is a table with a blood red table cloth over is and the Carnage Heavyweight title on top of that and next to that a microphone. Darkness picks up the microphone off the table.}
Darkness: I'm out here to talk to you all about my opponent at the next showing of Carnage, "Killa" Jay Combs. What can I say about this guy? Well let me start with his accomplishments. He's the leader of the nWo.
{The crowd boos}
Darkness: Hey now, that's just uncalled for. No one should get booed here. Now a "You suck" chant would be ok.
{The crowd laughs and starts chanting you suck directed at the members of the nWo.}
Darkness: Now isn’t that better than just saying boo?
But anyway back to his accomplishments. Leader of nWo, got that...umm...ok I think that's about it. That was simple. So enough with his accomplishments let’s talk about the man. He calls himself "Killa". I don't know about all of you but I took some time to look up the word killa in the dictionary and couldn't find it. The closest thing I could find is killer. The definition of killer is “one that kills”. Well then you have to ask yourself…
{Darkness puts his feet up on the desk.}
Who or what has this “killer” killed? I’m guessing only small animals when he was a kid. What I think is that no one would pay attention to him back when he was a young tike, not even dear old mom and dad. So he took out all his aggression on those poor innocent little critters.
{Darkness shakes his head thinking about the animals.}
Darkness: My big question for Jay, I’m dropping the name killa until he proves me otherwise, is how much does he have to pay the other members of the now to stay? This guy isn’t a good leader and we all know that they aren’t his friends so there must be a pay roll.
{Darkness gets a smile across his face}
Darkness: Can’t you people just see it? On a Friday night the members of now get together and Jay hands out their pay. The Genesis and Warrior take the pay and Jay asks if they want to go out for a drink at the bar. The two dumb oafs just look at each other and walk out leaving Jay behind. Jay goes home and cries himself to sleep or just drowns himself in booze and adult entertainment. Man this guy is a loser. I’m starting to feel a little bad for him…well ok no I’m not.
This guy is in for a rude awakening when he steps into that cage with me. He is walking in with a member of the most hardcore faction to ever live. I am the Carnage Heavyweight champ and I will be for a good long while. So he better get ready for a beating, you know practice falling down and bleeding, that sort of stuff. So to all of my fans out there I just want to apologize for what a short one sided match this will be. April 20th 2008 darkness will fall on Jay, and there is nothing that will stop me from retaining my title!
{Darkness stands up and shows off the stunning silver of his Heavyweight title. The crowd gets to their feet and chants his name as he walks out of the ring and up the ramp. As Darkness gets to the top of the ramp he stands there for a while taking in the cheers. The words BloodBath appear on the titan tron as he walks behind the curtain.}
{End}
Darkness: I'm out here to talk to you all about my opponent at the next showing of Carnage, "Killa" Jay Combs. What can I say about this guy? Well let me start with his accomplishments. He's the leader of the nWo.
{The crowd boos}
Darkness: Hey now, that's just uncalled for. No one should get booed here. Now a "You suck" chant would be ok.
{The crowd laughs and starts chanting you suck directed at the members of the nWo.}
Darkness: Now isn’t that better than just saying boo?
But anyway back to his accomplishments. Leader of nWo, got that...umm...ok I think that's about it. That was simple. So enough with his accomplishments let’s talk about the man. He calls himself "Killa". I don't know about all of you but I took some time to look up the word killa in the dictionary and couldn't find it. The closest thing I could find is killer. The definition of killer is “one that kills”. Well then you have to ask yourself…
{Darkness puts his feet up on the desk.}
Who or what has this “killer” killed? I’m guessing only small animals when he was a kid. What I think is that no one would pay attention to him back when he was a young tike, not even dear old mom and dad. So he took out all his aggression on those poor innocent little critters.
{Darkness shakes his head thinking about the animals.}
Darkness: My big question for Jay, I’m dropping the name killa until he proves me otherwise, is how much does he have to pay the other members of the now to stay? This guy isn’t a good leader and we all know that they aren’t his friends so there must be a pay roll.
{Darkness gets a smile across his face}
Darkness: Can’t you people just see it? On a Friday night the members of now get together and Jay hands out their pay. The Genesis and Warrior take the pay and Jay asks if they want to go out for a drink at the bar. The two dumb oafs just look at each other and walk out leaving Jay behind. Jay goes home and cries himself to sleep or just drowns himself in booze and adult entertainment. Man this guy is a loser. I’m starting to feel a little bad for him…well ok no I’m not.
This guy is in for a rude awakening when he steps into that cage with me. He is walking in with a member of the most hardcore faction to ever live. I am the Carnage Heavyweight champ and I will be for a good long while. So he better get ready for a beating, you know practice falling down and bleeding, that sort of stuff. So to all of my fans out there I just want to apologize for what a short one sided match this will be. April 20th 2008 darkness will fall on Jay, and there is nothing that will stop me from retaining my title!
{Darkness stands up and shows off the stunning silver of his Heavyweight title. The crowd gets to their feet and chants his name as he walks out of the ring and up the ramp. As Darkness gets to the top of the ramp he stands there for a while taking in the cheers. The words BloodBath appear on the titan tron as he walks behind the curtain.}
{End}
