Post by Jake Jones on Mar 24, 2008 0:46:13 GMT -5
Ahhh that’s nice.
(The Scene opens up to Jake Jones in his shower, washing himself. The Door is open and the camera crews are around the shower. They have a microphone on him as he sings ACDC's TnT pretty loudly. Jake Jones Stops singing and turns booth of the knobs to the left. He walks out in the nude covering his privates as he bends over and grabs a towel and wraps it around himself.)
Jake Jones: Do you guys mind, I am trying to have a shower. Ha now that’s what I would say if i didn't invite you in here. But yeah unless everyone wants to see me in the nude on interview, i guess you guys should leave as i get change, go on scat.
(Jake Jones smiles as they all rush out of his bathroom pretty quickly he mutters under his breath, noobs as goes to put on his clothes, the lights black out for a second and when they come back Jake Jones is changed. He gets out of there and heads to his loundroom as where all the cameras are set up, there’s a make up crew just to the left of him on the right of him are some wrestlers from CRF.)
Jake Jones: Make up lady get over here.
(They do Jake Jones’s make up as he heads for his seat right next to the great Michael Williams.)
Michael: Its You, Its Jake Jones.... Its a pleasure to meet you..
Jake Jones: Well there pleasures all mine, Michael.
Michael: Now Today Where Going to interview you on the behalf of CRF.
Jake Jones: Ok Dude.
(an Hour passes and they are just setting it up for live t.v.)
Michael: Where on in 3, 2, 1. hello I am Michael Williams, New interviewer for CRF and where here with the legendary Jake Jones.
Jake Jones: Hey how ya doing mike, great to be here.
Michael: Now Jake, People disrespect you allot here in CRF. They call you the biggest whiner, Joke Jones and many other names.
Jake Jones: Well Michael, the Only Reason I whine is because people don't do there jobs well and there’s so much dumbasses here in CRF. Like Biker and nail and magician and the list goes on. I could tell you that basically everyone here in CRF is a loser. No but not me Michael, I’m a winner.
Michael: Is it true your streak got beaten, is biker right.
Jake Jones: Biker being right. Seriously is biker ever right, all he does is contradict people but he’s never right. First he says, I am going to bring in my own belt, big success that was, huh. And now he’s trying to bring down my merchandise sales by saying. Jake Jones isn't the longest reigning carnage world champion in history, in history...well Jake Jones is the longest reigning and still is, because darkness didn’t defend the title while CRFs been inactive...there was no match cards....he was basically holding it and would’ve kept it forever as the last champion, Does that make him the longest reigning champion, NO. it doesn't if so. Nail is the longest reigning x-division champ and he can't even win a hardcore title.
(Jake Jones Laughs.)
Jake Jones: I hate biker, because he always has to correct me and he always tries to be better then me. That’s why he turned on me. But hell I understand why he turned on me, he’s jealous of me... and my history with CRF. He will never be the best in CRF like I was when debuted. I made the most money....for CRF....and for CRF to keep me around as long as they had. I am a rich man.
(Michael Nods his head in agreement as Jake Jones keeps talking.)
Jake Jones: I am a rich son of a beeotch. Look at this, look at this.
(Jake Jones jumps up and motions for the camera to follow him.)
Jake Jones: Look at these walls, There GOLD, look at the TV its massive.
(Jake Jones sits back down as he stares right into the lenses.)
Jake Jones: Zoom up.....Zoom up on this face.
(The Camera zooms up on Jake Jones as he stares right into it.)
Jake Jones: CRF, I am not preparing for you, You Prepare for me. Prepare for impact. Prepare for a new beginning.
Michael James: any last words, Jake.
Jake Jones: any last words, well I have got 5 Words.
Jake Jones "Perfection Of Reflection"
OOC: Just thought i would write an rp since i am bored!
(The Scene opens up to Jake Jones in his shower, washing himself. The Door is open and the camera crews are around the shower. They have a microphone on him as he sings ACDC's TnT pretty loudly. Jake Jones Stops singing and turns booth of the knobs to the left. He walks out in the nude covering his privates as he bends over and grabs a towel and wraps it around himself.)
Jake Jones: Do you guys mind, I am trying to have a shower. Ha now that’s what I would say if i didn't invite you in here. But yeah unless everyone wants to see me in the nude on interview, i guess you guys should leave as i get change, go on scat.
(Jake Jones smiles as they all rush out of his bathroom pretty quickly he mutters under his breath, noobs as goes to put on his clothes, the lights black out for a second and when they come back Jake Jones is changed. He gets out of there and heads to his loundroom as where all the cameras are set up, there’s a make up crew just to the left of him on the right of him are some wrestlers from CRF.)
Jake Jones: Make up lady get over here.
(They do Jake Jones’s make up as he heads for his seat right next to the great Michael Williams.)
Michael: Its You, Its Jake Jones.... Its a pleasure to meet you..
Jake Jones: Well there pleasures all mine, Michael.
Michael: Now Today Where Going to interview you on the behalf of CRF.
Jake Jones: Ok Dude.
(an Hour passes and they are just setting it up for live t.v.)
Michael: Where on in 3, 2, 1. hello I am Michael Williams, New interviewer for CRF and where here with the legendary Jake Jones.
Jake Jones: Hey how ya doing mike, great to be here.
Michael: Now Jake, People disrespect you allot here in CRF. They call you the biggest whiner, Joke Jones and many other names.
Jake Jones: Well Michael, the Only Reason I whine is because people don't do there jobs well and there’s so much dumbasses here in CRF. Like Biker and nail and magician and the list goes on. I could tell you that basically everyone here in CRF is a loser. No but not me Michael, I’m a winner.
Michael: Is it true your streak got beaten, is biker right.
Jake Jones: Biker being right. Seriously is biker ever right, all he does is contradict people but he’s never right. First he says, I am going to bring in my own belt, big success that was, huh. And now he’s trying to bring down my merchandise sales by saying. Jake Jones isn't the longest reigning carnage world champion in history, in history...well Jake Jones is the longest reigning and still is, because darkness didn’t defend the title while CRFs been inactive...there was no match cards....he was basically holding it and would’ve kept it forever as the last champion, Does that make him the longest reigning champion, NO. it doesn't if so. Nail is the longest reigning x-division champ and he can't even win a hardcore title.
(Jake Jones Laughs.)
Jake Jones: I hate biker, because he always has to correct me and he always tries to be better then me. That’s why he turned on me. But hell I understand why he turned on me, he’s jealous of me... and my history with CRF. He will never be the best in CRF like I was when debuted. I made the most money....for CRF....and for CRF to keep me around as long as they had. I am a rich man.
(Michael Nods his head in agreement as Jake Jones keeps talking.)
Jake Jones: I am a rich son of a beeotch. Look at this, look at this.
(Jake Jones jumps up and motions for the camera to follow him.)
Jake Jones: Look at these walls, There GOLD, look at the TV its massive.
(Jake Jones sits back down as he stares right into the lenses.)
Jake Jones: Zoom up.....Zoom up on this face.
(The Camera zooms up on Jake Jones as he stares right into it.)
Jake Jones: CRF, I am not preparing for you, You Prepare for me. Prepare for impact. Prepare for a new beginning.
Michael James: any last words, Jake.
Jake Jones: any last words, well I have got 5 Words.
Jake Jones "Perfection Of Reflection"
OOC: Just thought i would write an rp since i am bored!
