Post by Rappier on Mar 28, 2008 19:41:08 GMT -5
Dozens of reporters are gathered in a well decorated room. It seems someone is about to give a speech. The reporters' voices, talking to each other, make a very uncomfortable background noise, as a tall man in an expensive suit appears in front of them, near a microphone. He raises his hands, asking the reporters to stop talking. After a short moment, the noise stops, and the man in the suit lowers his arms and starts talking:
Man: Please welcome the Championship Rasslin' Federation's Champion, Rappier.
The wrestler enters the room and goes straight to the microphone, as the tall man goes in the opposite direction, to the exit. The reporters take the chance to take some photos before the speech.
Rappier waits a brief moment, smiling to the cameras and then he too raises his arms and the room becomes quiet again. He is now ready to start his speech.
Before I answer your questions, I just want to say that it is good to see that CRF is back. My entire career was here, and I'm glad I may now carry on with my profession. Ok, first question...
What are your plans for a near future, now that CRF has resumed activity?
As you know, I am the CRF Champion. The best of the best. The king of CRF. I have the ultimate prize. So my plan is to continue my reign as CRF's main superstar, by defeating everyone that opposes me. And that doesn't seem so difficult after all, concerning the difference between my skills and the skills of the rest of the scum in the Federation. Next question...
You say that you are the best here, but your last matches weren't that good. What makes you think you can be better than other famous and talented superstars?
Were those last matches crucial to me? NO! My title wasn't even on the line. When it does, I'll be there to defend it with all my strength. And about the other wrestlers, it's very simple: I did what quite a few tried to do but failed. I defeated 3 opponents in the Main Event of the greatest Pay Per View that the wrestling business has ever seen. On Warfare I destroyed T-Roc, Magnum and Mistress of Pain. Were they match for me? No they weren't. Nobody is! Keep that in mind you imbeciles.
But there are also a few more wrestlers that want your title. What about Eric Omega? He has beaten you already, and some people say he might be going after your title. Don't you consider him a threat?
Omega is as strong as any other guy here. He was just lucky, and it won't happen again. He is no threat to me. And if he wants to face me, I'll have to punish him for the insolence of confronting the king. I'll behead him if I have to.
Don't you think you should be more cautious with the challengers?
I am cautious, I am smart, and I am ready. In a month I'll be back to action and you idiots will see why I deserve to be the CRF Champ. CRF is NOTHING without me. CRF needs me. Even if they are all reluctant to admit it, CRF wouldn't be the same awesomeness if I ever got defeated.
Now I want to play Tetris. This meeting is over... Get out! We are offering chewing gum at the exit, if the security guards think your photos of me are good enough, or if you've written an article talking good things of me. The rest will receive only a cookie. Bye!
Rappier leaves and heads back to his locker room. Everyone in the room exits it, leaving it empty...
Nobody received chewing gum.
(Please, no replies In-Character. This promo is over)
Man: Please welcome the Championship Rasslin' Federation's Champion, Rappier.
The wrestler enters the room and goes straight to the microphone, as the tall man goes in the opposite direction, to the exit. The reporters take the chance to take some photos before the speech.
Rappier waits a brief moment, smiling to the cameras and then he too raises his arms and the room becomes quiet again. He is now ready to start his speech.
Before I answer your questions, I just want to say that it is good to see that CRF is back. My entire career was here, and I'm glad I may now carry on with my profession. Ok, first question...
What are your plans for a near future, now that CRF has resumed activity?
As you know, I am the CRF Champion. The best of the best. The king of CRF. I have the ultimate prize. So my plan is to continue my reign as CRF's main superstar, by defeating everyone that opposes me. And that doesn't seem so difficult after all, concerning the difference between my skills and the skills of the rest of the scum in the Federation. Next question...
You say that you are the best here, but your last matches weren't that good. What makes you think you can be better than other famous and talented superstars?
Were those last matches crucial to me? NO! My title wasn't even on the line. When it does, I'll be there to defend it with all my strength. And about the other wrestlers, it's very simple: I did what quite a few tried to do but failed. I defeated 3 opponents in the Main Event of the greatest Pay Per View that the wrestling business has ever seen. On Warfare I destroyed T-Roc, Magnum and Mistress of Pain. Were they match for me? No they weren't. Nobody is! Keep that in mind you imbeciles.
But there are also a few more wrestlers that want your title. What about Eric Omega? He has beaten you already, and some people say he might be going after your title. Don't you consider him a threat?
Omega is as strong as any other guy here. He was just lucky, and it won't happen again. He is no threat to me. And if he wants to face me, I'll have to punish him for the insolence of confronting the king. I'll behead him if I have to.
Don't you think you should be more cautious with the challengers?
I am cautious, I am smart, and I am ready. In a month I'll be back to action and you idiots will see why I deserve to be the CRF Champ. CRF is NOTHING without me. CRF needs me. Even if they are all reluctant to admit it, CRF wouldn't be the same awesomeness if I ever got defeated.
Now I want to play Tetris. This meeting is over... Get out! We are offering chewing gum at the exit, if the security guards think your photos of me are good enough, or if you've written an article talking good things of me. The rest will receive only a cookie. Bye!
Rappier leaves and heads back to his locker room. Everyone in the room exits it, leaving it empty...
Nobody received chewing gum.
(Please, no replies In-Character. This promo is over)