Mayhem Number 1, I Think Not. Its The B SHOW!

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones is seen coming out of his limo and looking pretty importaint he has his tuxido on and his rolex watch and his pretty fancy shoes and these good looking sunnies, he tips the limo driver and shuts the door of the limo as he heads towards the mayhem show.)

Announcer 1: Its been along time since we saw, Jake Jones On Mayhem

Announcer 2: Thank god we haven't see him for ages.

Announcer 1: Dammit, do your tie. We are about to see a Crf hall of Famer.

Announcer 2: ha, He Became Famous for the butt whoppins he took.

Announcer 1: Hes kicked more butt then youve kissed.

Announcer 2: oh how mature.

(Jake Jones is walking through the backstage with a purpose, A Few Fans Run up to him and He pushes through them and ignores them completely as he heads towards the ring, he takes a quick turn left and opens the door of the gm office. No One is in there and he quickly seats down in the nice comfy chair and puts his feet under the desk.)

Jake Jones: You now May Enter.

(Jake Jones Laughs as he rearranges a few things and takes the poster of draven off the wall and rips it up and throws it into the trash can. He then pulls out one of the draws from under the desk and takes alook at it and puts it back in there looking quite worried but laughs it off.)

Jake Jones: Diablo, Shame on that deviled egged soul. Vixens from the underworld. Tsk tsk.

(Jake Jones Gets up from the chair and fixes up his suit as he leaves the gm office and heads towards the ring for sure this time.)

Announcer 1: Vixens From the Underworld.

Announcer 2: well, diablo was quite, devlish.

Announcer 1: ha, Jake. Leave that magazine for me.

Announcer 2: Oh, Dont be that man.

(Jake Jones Opens the door into the control room and sees all these men working, He Looks around at all the gadgets and crap in there and turns to one of the dudes doing the lighting.)

Jake Jones: Hey, Im Jake Jones.

Light Dude: Hey im Harry.

Jake Jones: It Doesn't matter what your name is, I Just want these lights right, I Want my body to look wonderful, cause i need the right light to show off my wonderful physic, Got It.

Light Dude: Got What.

Jake Jones: Do It Or your fired.

Light Dude: You Can't Fire me.

Jake Jones: Wanna bet, DO IT.

(Jake Jones heads off as the Light Guy gives him the finger. Jake Jones Music Finnally Hits as The Fans Go Wild with cheers because its the first time theyve seen anyone on a mayhem show for awhile. Jake Jones Dances Around The Place as fans are chanting Jonesy, Jonesy, Jonesy. Jake Jones Even hi 5's a few fans and rolls into the ring as fans go crazy, Jake Jones Jumps up on the top turnbuckle as the lights go out and there is one light focused on him and he jumps down and walks around the ring as the fans dye down a bit, He Grabs the microphone as the lights go back to normal.)

Jake Jones: Whos Ready For Some WRESSSSSTLING.

(Fans Go Crazy as Jake Jones looks like he is enjoying it.)

Jake Jones: Well, Isn't it lucky you get to see The Legendary Hall Of Famer up and Close and isn't it great to be back.

(Fans Go Crazy again as Jake Jones covers his ears.)

Jake Jones: well, its Just too bad huh. Too Bad The Fans Of my Show, Carnage. Get to see us wrestle first in the redebut of CRF.

(Fans boo a bit and some cheer.)

Jake Jones: Last time i Was on your show. I Was Disrespect by you idiot Fans, You Disrespected me and I Never Came Back.

(Fans Boo Louder and still some cheer.)

Jake Jones: But I Am Back Now Baby.

(Jake Pauses.)

Jake Jones: Back Because I Have to be. I Don't Have a Choice, I Have to be On The B show in CRF. I Was happy with The Brands being Spilt but now i am on mayhems turf and i feel like crap. Because is this what it feels like to be on the B Show, Man That Mayhem champ of yours, I Feel Sorry for. Hes On the crappest show in the world.

(Jake Jones Laughs Cockily.)

Jake Jones: But anyways aside from the champ of this show, I Will Talk about him in a second. Last time i was here, I Was Disrespected and Treated Like Garbage, Firstly Magician Offended me and made me pretty upset, then that wolf boy, Fido Came down and made matches without gm approval mind you. Then Boris Magnum reminded me why mayhem sucked so much because they had the new D-X there and NWO Tearing up the scene. Plus they were both crap stables and if D-X Was around to day i would show them what to suck and where to suck it.

(Jake Jones hears alot of booing as he walks around the ring like he always does when hes in the mode.)

Jake Jones: Now The Mayhem Champion, I Dont know who you are, I Dont Care Where You Are. I Dont care If your gary howe or biker. I Just want you to agree with me That Mayhem is The B Show. You guys who made it famous on mayhem, shoulda been on carnage, You woulda been a somthing like me. I Made it famous on carnage and if i was on mayhem like the rest of you guys, Hey Hey. Mayhem made some great champions but not hall of famers like myself. Mayhem made People like eric omega, Eww. And Magician and anyone else who are now nobodys.

(Jake Jones Holds up his hand, like he is trying to get some kindergarden kids to be quiet.)

Jake Jones: Come on Boys and Girls Dont Behave now, We wouldn't Want nap time would we. But Seriously now, I Didn't bring X Factor to this B Show cause well there too good for you guys. Instead what I brang for you is, the same old crap you got day in an day out. Get Ready to see some mayhem loser come from out that curtain and you guys will cheer him, he will insult me and then when you guys aren't looking after the show, backstage we will get in a car and laugh at all you pathetic people.

[kingofkings]

(OOC: Dude, tehy're all teh same show now. It's kinda like Smackdown and Raw before the roster split. Exactly the same.)

[Jake Jones]

OOC: I Know man, But i still reckon its The B Show and even before Raw and smackdown spilt, I still thought raw is better with all its history and the fact that its been longer and have more moments. also if there all the same show, Why would i feel like judgment is still not worth it or ecw for that matter.

If you understand what i am sayin?

[kingofkings]

OOC: Not really. What you're feeling is brand loyalty. But there isn't really supposed to be that anymore. Too many people have that. That's why I though Fight should have just came up with a new name, but he's the boss.

[Jake Jones]

OOC: but still, they all have diffrent names, Some brands have been longer and have more special moments on them. so its just the way your gonna act. if your gonna make seperate shows people will pick there favourites. If your gonna have all the shows with diffrent name or just one name, your not gonna care as much!

[Fido "The Avenging Angel"]

The lights flicker and Lone Wolf hits the P.A. Fido appears at the top of the stage.

Fido: Jake, if I recall, I challenged anyone. That means I did not demand a match. I simply asked if anyone had the guts to face me. Thats beside the point. The reason I'm here is to give you a little insight.

Fido takes a few steps down the entrance ramp and stop.

Fido: Jake, if I so do recall, that Last Man Standing match of ours really showed how easily a wolf could devour a weakling. I remember the ol' days where I faced your two "Bodyguards" and got lucky 'cause some new guy wanted action also. I didn't stop there no no. I faced your right hand man King Jack-off. Nearly broke his neck in that match. Mad him tap quicker than wings on a hummingbird.
Fido gets close to the edge of the entrance ramp.

Fido: Jake, you may say that you are "Perfect" but your not. I beat you, I even beat that guy who's nickname is Mr. Perfect. I believe that I can prove again that you are not perfect. Look at your body Jake, you look like a cow that just gave birth. That Booger is skinnier than you, but can you blame his weight-loss all that gas he passes?

Fido climbs up that stairs and gets into the ring.

Fido: Jake, do you have what it takes to face me at Mayhem? If it is alright with Fighter-X, I want to face you in anymatch you decide. How about that. So Jake, you up to the challenge or are you afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?

Fido waits for a response from either Fighter or Jake.