Post by kingofkings on May 10, 2008 15:01:03 GMT -5
CRF Magazine: IMPULSE EDITION [/u]
”New Wave CRF?”
It has become abundantly clear that the return of CRF wouldn’t be bringing the same old song and dance to the table. Even before the re-debut of Carnage, we all knew there’d be changes, especially after the elimination of seperate brands, the training division, and several of CRF’s Championships. And while some of the changes are welcome, others are relatively shocking.
One of the more surprising changes that have happened in the weeks of CRF’s return is the rise of Gary Howe from terrible undercarder to adequate upper-mid carder. It was a very surprising shift, in all honesty. First noted by Eric Omega, Gary Howe stopped babbling like a brook of, in Omega’s own words “massive retardidity.” This, apparently, instilled enough respect into the veteran to challenge Howe. And while Howe failed miserably against Omega, he found a way to withstand 29 other men, and become the first Judgement Champion on the New Wave.
Now, while some of CRF’s lowest superstars have held the Judgement champion (ergo, Matt Adams), quite a few others have used the belt as a type of stepping stool. For example, Ian C. Elms. The Longest reigning Judgement champion forfeited the belt, in a fiery display, and jumped over to Mayhem. Upon doing so, he became the Longest Reigning Mayhem Champion. Could we be seeing the same thing with Gary Howe in the coming months?
Critics are up in arms about this topic, but Me? I go with the safe bet. No.
[written by Eric Omega.]
x Factions
SO seriously, why does every faction in CRF have an “x” in the name?
[written by Eric Omega]
Come Back Arc?
Fans and Wrestlers are sick of the way people are treating the legend of arc. Jake Jones, Perfection and The Rest of the Arc Haters must be stopped. So we here at CRF MAGAZINE are going to tell the Arc Haters out there about Arc's Legacy. He was the leader of a dominate faction Called 3D. He was the one and only Judgment GM. He took care of people and did everything fairly no matter what people may say. So we at CRF Magazine want people to cut Arc some slack and give some respect to his legacy. Most importantly, He isn’t working at Wal-Mart, we at CRF Magazine have some rumors telling us that Arc will probably be back soon and all the haters will get their commuppance.
[written by Jake Jones]
Darkness’s Reign of Darkness over.
Jake Jones, has been lucky in 3 out of his last 4 PPV’s he’s been in. Will Jake Jones become the third Multi-Carnage Champion, after Big Bad John and Misfits? We’ve Seen Promos hyping up every single match but in three stages of hell, anything can happen. This particular Three Stages of Hell will go under the moniker of "Three Stages of Darkness." However, the downside for both Jake Jones and Darkness is that there will likely be another contest for the Carnage Champion the following Carnage.
[written by Jake Jones.]
Title Match Predictions
Now, I’m going to be doing some title match predictions, because those are the only ones that matter. Of course, I’ll only be predicting the championship that matter. So sorry Nail, you’re not appearing in THIS issue.
Carnage Championship
Jake Jones vs. Darkness(Champ)
My prediction here is that the Adelaide A-hole will fall to the Darkness. Jake Jones was at one time good at most everything he did, but that was only for about three months in 2007. Then, he fell off, and now he’s worse than ever before. Quite disappointing really. But at least his ramblings about how he’s awesome are at least funny, based on how untrue they are. My suggestion? Go back to school, learn some new moves, Jake, because you need some new tricks to beat that dog.
Traditional Tourney
A few people
I only know two people in this tournament: Ice and Magician. And based on the fact that Ice is my boy, and Ice has beaten Magician before, I see Ice taking the belt.
Judgement Championship
Gary Howe(Champ) vs. Vayne vs. Damian Williams
Honestly, a year ago, this would be an easy call: Vayne over the two lame newbs. However, since Gary Howe blossomed into a relatively adept wrestler, that makes things a bit more difficult. When you insert someone decent, someone good, and someone who could end up being good, or bad, it’s pretty much a free-for-all. Some people would go with the Underdog, in Damian, because he’s undefeated in Singles competition. However, so was Matt Adams for a considerably longer period of time. Then, there’s Gary Howe. I kind of would enjoy seeing him win, simply because I remember him when he was just a young person in the Training Division on Judgement, who couldn’t speak one coherent sentence. But then, Vayne’s the safest bet. Frankly because, well, he’s Vayne. So that’s my call. If I had to choose a second, it’d go to Howe.
CRF Championship
Rappier(Champion) versus Eric Omega
Well, frankly, I hate to make a call on this one, because I’m an overconfident prick. However, I’m going with Omega for two simple reasons.
1) Rappier has never defeated Eric Omega. Ever.
2) Eric Omega is pretty good in hell in a cell
However, keep in mind the last time a match like this was set up. Caged Heat is a three stages of hell match where every stage is a hell in a cell match. Last time something like this happened was Jake Jones versus Omega in Three Ladders of Hell. Now, excluding the fact that Jones had defeated Omega once or twice beforehand, the situation was exactly the same. And Who came out on top? Jake Jones. So, in all reality, it’s a toss-up. But I’ll make a call with Omega, because I am Omega.
[Written by Eric Omega]
That’s it. Stop reading. Remember folks, submit articles if you want. I only deny articles that are too short. I reserve the right to edit your articles for grammar and awkward sounding sentences.
