Tests of manhood!?

[kingofkings]

["Death is not the End" plays, as Omega makes his way to the ring. Upon entering, he speaks]

Omega:Alright, folks, I've come here to call out our CRF Champion, and biggest insult to CRF History, Rappier. Now, Rappier, before you come out here, I'm just going to let you know. Over the next two weeks, you and I will be partaking in tests of manhood, which will be revaled when the tests come up. The first is now, so get out here.

[Omega waits for Rappier]

[TBC by Rappier]


(OOC: I can't say"manhood"?)

[Draven]

OOC - I fixed the filters.

[Rappier]

Boom hits the speakers and Rappier steps foot into the arena. As usual, the CRF Title is lying on his shoulder.

Well Omega... here I am. Tell me about these... "tests of manhood". But first let me tell you that I'll be a buddy to you and I'll try to balance the competition.

Because, as everyone knows, you, Ice and Cobra always do some "post-show massages" to each other. I'm no doctor, but I don't think you'd pass a "test of manhood with these attitudes. The only manly thing you ever had was a pink lipstick. Oh wait, that's not manly either!

I really think you're going to regret competing with me. Dammit... even the X-Factor are more badass than you. And believe me, they are as badass as Celine Dion. I'll give you one more chance to regret what you just proposed and leave the ring. If you are fool enough no to want it... then show me what you got!

TBC by Omega

(OOC: did you really mean "manhood" or is it something else?)

[kingofkings]

[Omega smiles.]

Omega: Rappier, you're as juvenile as ever. Got ahead, and spout off your ignorant, boyish puns all you like. It only makes you look like a pathetic rip-off of Cena. And the funny thing is, unlike you, Cena actually knows four moves.

But whatever, the tests of manhood. There will be two tests. Teh test of strength, and the test of adversity.

In teh first, you and I will compete in a contest to determine just WHO is stronger. And in the latter, I'll pick an opponent for you, and you won't know who he is until the bell. And you can do the same for me. See, Rappier, I don't just want to beat you, I want to humilate you.

So what's it gonna be?[/color


[Omega waits for a reply]

[TBC by Rappier]


(Also, if someone could move this to PPV RPs, that'd be great.)

[Rappier]

I think I like the idea. We'll see who humiliates who. As I have told you many times, I don't take things in ring too serious, unless there's something on the line. And, my CRF Title will be on the line in a few weeks. So, unfortunately for you, I'll have to wrestle for real on that event.

Let's get on with the first test. Try not to piss yourself in your panties Omega.

Rappier does a small warm up as he waits for Eric Omega's next move

[kingofkings]

[Omega simply smiles, and then pushes down on Rappier's lower torso. Taking Rapes by surprise, Rappier is almost shoved downward to teh mat, but with a great heave of strength, Rappier pushes back into Omega. And the struggle begins. Omega tries to take Rappier Down with brute force, but Rappier wisely works an angle. Omega's hand slips off of Rappiers, and Rapes gains wrist control.

Rappier continues to push downward on Omega, but Omega continues resisting. Sweat drips down Omega's face, as his tenuous grip on staying in the test starts to fade. Rappier is about to win! Omega's foot slips from the mat....BUT LANDS IN RAPPIERS' GUT!

Omega scoffs, as Rappier doubles over. Omega lifts him up, and drops him down to teh mat...THE OMEGA LEVEL! Omega struts about the ring, as Rappier lays on the mat unconscious! Suddenly, Omega asks for a mic, and upon recieveing it, begins to speak.]

Omega: Our CRF Champion has failed the first test. And this is only a sign of things to come.

[Omega throws the microphone down to the mat, and leaves the ring, leaving Rappier out cold in the ring]


[End RP]