Post by kingofkings on May 5, 2008 20:28:32 GMT -5
[The scene opens up, and all we see in Eric Omega standing alone in a desolate parking lot. A large sign above him read “CRF Presents JUDGEMENT” and an arena is seen further along in the backdrop. Omega stands at the place of Judgement, and he speaks.]
Omega: Rappier, you made a good call using Vayne as your target. Seriously, Vayne is one of the few people in CRF to have given me trouble in the past. And while Vayne was the victor this past week, it’s not because he’s better than me. Oh no, it’s because I was unprepared. But that, or course, is irrelevant. Even if I WERE prepared, it’s possible that I could have lost. But I doubt it. See, I’ve beaten Vayne before, and I’ll do it again at some point in the future. However, I lost this week. My momentum is broken. Meanwhile, you’ve picked up your third career victory against my right hand man, Ice.
Now, while many people view this as a huge win for Rappier, one that will forever plant Rappier among the greats, that’s simply not true. I know what you’re all thinking, “Eric, if you like Ice, why doesn’t this make Rappier good?” Well, it’s true, Ice is a good superstar, and a good ying to my yang. And he’s had quite the accomplished CRF career as well. Longest reigning Judgement Champion, Longest Reigning Mayhem Champion, quickest inductee to the CRF Hall of Legends. However, keep in mind, without me, Ice is NOTHING. Without Eric Omega watching the training division, scouting out the next CRF great, there’d be no Ice. He may have been able to win the Judgement Championship, but who the f'k CAN’T? I mean, hell, GARY HOWE is the Judgement Champion, and just last week, I destroyed him without even using my finisher. It was pathetic how easy it was to beat him, and I was PISS DRUNK as the time. Imagine if I was sober. But I’m digressing.
My point is this: without me, Ice is nothing. Sure, Ice had talent, but I was there to guide him, to show him the ropes, to give him backing in the form of Execution. And when Ice came up to me, after being the third man to ever do the Judgement Championship justice (myself and Cobra being the other two), and he asked why I called him there, he didn’t frown and say, “I work alone” like he did to so many others. He dropped the Judgement title like it was on fire, and he came to Mayhem, where the big boys play. And when he got there, he came up to me after a show, and straight-up ASKED FOR MY PERMISSION to become the Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion. And if I say no? There’s no “great multi-World Champion” known as Ice. There’s no Icy Bikers, and there’s nobody giving a rat’s butt about Ian C. Elms. Everyone would be focusing on Omega, Cobra, and Dennis, just like always. And Ice may have come close without me. Hell, he may have even got to hold the Mayhem title, but I wouldn’t let him keep it for as long as he did.
See, the thing about this business is that I understand that everybody needs to take a fall here and there. If I REALLY wanted to, I’d have won more than fifty matches, and about 7 titles by now. But I understand that to truly build my legacy, I need to beat the best. So, rather than searching for the best, I created the best around me. Without me and Jake Jones forming an alliance, there’s no Longest Reigning Carnage Champion. Without me throwing that Three Ladders of Hell match, there’s no epic battle that is Jones and Omega. Without me tossing that CRF Championship match against T-roc, there’s no reason for anybody to believe that Rappier is the true CRF Champion. Everything that you see in CRF Today, the legacies, the hype, the illusion of skill, the mere IDEA that anyone could possibly defeat Eric “The Biker” Omega is all part of a large game of chess that I’m playing against myself. The Magazine, the events, the god damn shows, they’re all what they are today because of me! Nobody would watch CRF for a minute were it not for the legacies that I created. There’d be no Cobra, No Arc, no Vayne, No T-roc, NO ANYBODY. Nobody to love, no one to hate, without Eric Omega.
[Omega begins to walk across the parking lot.]
Omega: And that brings me to this: The first Pay-Per-View since the return of CRF. Impulse. And we finally have a main event worth watching, a main event worth standing up out of you chair every time there’s a slam, or a pin, or a submission technique. It’s all right here, in this very event. Omega versus Rappier. It does not get much bigger than that. The Underdog Champion against the man he could never beat, the man he WILL never beat. Eric Omega and Rappier have faced off three times, and each time it has ended with Rappier losing, and with the illustrious Eric Omega on top. And this week will be NO different. This week, a legacy was built up, not for it to be torn down, but for it to be upheld, and for it to prove, one and for all, that it is not Rappier, or Jake Jones, or T-roc, or Gary Fucknig How, or Ice, or anybody else upon the top of CRF. But instead, it is the Only Eric Omega.
[Omega walks off screen, and the scene fades to black]
[End RP]
Omega: Rappier, you made a good call using Vayne as your target. Seriously, Vayne is one of the few people in CRF to have given me trouble in the past. And while Vayne was the victor this past week, it’s not because he’s better than me. Oh no, it’s because I was unprepared. But that, or course, is irrelevant. Even if I WERE prepared, it’s possible that I could have lost. But I doubt it. See, I’ve beaten Vayne before, and I’ll do it again at some point in the future. However, I lost this week. My momentum is broken. Meanwhile, you’ve picked up your third career victory against my right hand man, Ice.
Now, while many people view this as a huge win for Rappier, one that will forever plant Rappier among the greats, that’s simply not true. I know what you’re all thinking, “Eric, if you like Ice, why doesn’t this make Rappier good?” Well, it’s true, Ice is a good superstar, and a good ying to my yang. And he’s had quite the accomplished CRF career as well. Longest reigning Judgement Champion, Longest Reigning Mayhem Champion, quickest inductee to the CRF Hall of Legends. However, keep in mind, without me, Ice is NOTHING. Without Eric Omega watching the training division, scouting out the next CRF great, there’d be no Ice. He may have been able to win the Judgement Championship, but who the f'k CAN’T? I mean, hell, GARY HOWE is the Judgement Champion, and just last week, I destroyed him without even using my finisher. It was pathetic how easy it was to beat him, and I was PISS DRUNK as the time. Imagine if I was sober. But I’m digressing.
My point is this: without me, Ice is nothing. Sure, Ice had talent, but I was there to guide him, to show him the ropes, to give him backing in the form of Execution. And when Ice came up to me, after being the third man to ever do the Judgement Championship justice (myself and Cobra being the other two), and he asked why I called him there, he didn’t frown and say, “I work alone” like he did to so many others. He dropped the Judgement title like it was on fire, and he came to Mayhem, where the big boys play. And when he got there, he came up to me after a show, and straight-up ASKED FOR MY PERMISSION to become the Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion. And if I say no? There’s no “great multi-World Champion” known as Ice. There’s no Icy Bikers, and there’s nobody giving a rat’s butt about Ian C. Elms. Everyone would be focusing on Omega, Cobra, and Dennis, just like always. And Ice may have come close without me. Hell, he may have even got to hold the Mayhem title, but I wouldn’t let him keep it for as long as he did.
See, the thing about this business is that I understand that everybody needs to take a fall here and there. If I REALLY wanted to, I’d have won more than fifty matches, and about 7 titles by now. But I understand that to truly build my legacy, I need to beat the best. So, rather than searching for the best, I created the best around me. Without me and Jake Jones forming an alliance, there’s no Longest Reigning Carnage Champion. Without me throwing that Three Ladders of Hell match, there’s no epic battle that is Jones and Omega. Without me tossing that CRF Championship match against T-roc, there’s no reason for anybody to believe that Rappier is the true CRF Champion. Everything that you see in CRF Today, the legacies, the hype, the illusion of skill, the mere IDEA that anyone could possibly defeat Eric “The Biker” Omega is all part of a large game of chess that I’m playing against myself. The Magazine, the events, the god damn shows, they’re all what they are today because of me! Nobody would watch CRF for a minute were it not for the legacies that I created. There’d be no Cobra, No Arc, no Vayne, No T-roc, NO ANYBODY. Nobody to love, no one to hate, without Eric Omega.
[Omega begins to walk across the parking lot.]
Omega: And that brings me to this: The first Pay-Per-View since the return of CRF. Impulse. And we finally have a main event worth watching, a main event worth standing up out of you chair every time there’s a slam, or a pin, or a submission technique. It’s all right here, in this very event. Omega versus Rappier. It does not get much bigger than that. The Underdog Champion against the man he could never beat, the man he WILL never beat. Eric Omega and Rappier have faced off three times, and each time it has ended with Rappier losing, and with the illustrious Eric Omega on top. And this week will be NO different. This week, a legacy was built up, not for it to be torn down, but for it to be upheld, and for it to prove, one and for all, that it is not Rappier, or Jake Jones, or T-roc, or Gary Fucknig How, or Ice, or anybody else upon the top of CRF. But instead, it is the Only Eric Omega.
[Omega walks off screen, and the scene fades to black]
[End RP]