Post by Jake Jones on May 6, 2008 2:13:25 GMT -5
(Last Night, Was a terrible night for the rookie monster Jake Jones, He firstly lost his tag match in a brutal match, Jake Jones Was taking charge of his team with his mystery partner marcus thomas the self ego master and Magicians partner was none of then the pure superstar Vayne. Jake Jones wanted no part of vayne and it eventually ended with Marcus Getting Pinned 1,2,3. Jake Jones went insaine and stormed backstage leaving marcus by himself. Later that night, Was the judgment royal Rumble, 30 men and Both X Factor members were elminated early and Jake Jones came in and took charge, he eventually got elimanted by a huge man in a thong and some long haired freak and guess what the worst bit was about that night, not only did Jake Jones get elminated, Gary howe won the thing. Jake Jones is seen 24 hours after the rumble Screaming at the mirrior, He Then Gets tapped on the shoulder and turns around and sees damian and Hughesy there.)
Jake Jones: I CANT BELIVE IT. Can you guys belive it, well i can't. Hughesy Lost again, I Lost my Tag Match because of some ego idiot marcus thomas, who couldn't keep his eye on vayne. Instead he had his eye on his own legs, checking out how much of a quad he has. I Am Fully sick of this and i am gonna redeem myself. Oh yes, I am gonna redeem myself as the Pefection of reflection, as the rookie monster and as the king of CRF. You Just wait and see buddy, YOU WAIT AND SEE....i have the best idea, Jake Jones looks at hughesy and damian.
(Jake Jones stands there looking confident and then signals for a title shot and Grabs them booth by there t-shirt and pulls them down for a huddle, Jake Jones notices this aint working and pulls them up and looks at himself in the mirror again and shows off his guns.)
Jake Jones: Well, You see, Hughesy your going for the intercontinental, Dam i am good looking and you damian williams your going for the judgment world title. Frankly I Hope you win against Vayne and Gary howe, I Was gonna jump in a join ya and make it a fatal four way but that wouldn't be far to you, youve earned this title shot and i dont wanna go and take the title away from gary howe at the next show like i could. But anyways, Tonight...I am gonna explain how i am gonna redeem myselfs, you guys watch from backstage as Jake Jones spreads his magic.
(Jake Jones Pushes Through Damian and Hughesy and heads towards the ring as you can hear fans already booing. Jake Jones rips Through the curtain and as hes half way down the ramp his music eventually hits and he turns and gives the Pa People the finger before. Sliding into the ring and cockily posing for the fans, he then walks over and grabs the microphone as fans start to chant Jake Jones Sucks, Jake Jones Sucks, Jake Jones Sucks, Jake Jones holds out his hand and sways it to make everyone quiet and it eventually works.)
Jake Jones: Last Night, I Will admit wasn't a good night for me, Personally. It actually could have been one of the worst nights of my career. You see First Marcus Thomas Let the team down and he was a complete faliure as a wrestler. He has a huge ego but hes got nothing to have a huge ego about. Secondly Gary Howe won the Rumble, who saw that coming. Not Me, this is worst then matt adams "The Great White Jackass" Winning the judgment world title but hopefully this ppv. My Boy, Damian Williams takes it off him and Is the new Judgment World Champion and Hughesy Wins his very first match and gets the intercontinental Championship. But Right now, Ive been looking back and Theres somthing missing, theres somthing i have that i dont have now, Theres somthing I Want.....I Know longer wanna be called the uncrowned Champion.
(Jake Jones walks around the ring with the microphone and starts tapping it as he looks around the arena full of fans and looks over and sees some gary howe signs and some Vayne Signs and then Sees some dudes with no tops and with red writing on there chest, when they all add together it say Cookie Monster Joke Jones. Jake Jones ignores it and then continues talking.)
Jake Jones: so, I am the longest Reigning carnage world champion that means somthing to me. That means i was the top guy for that time, I Was the guy that was in the mainevent all the time. But since then what has Jake Jones done, what Has made Jake Jones better then everyone else. The Answer to that is confidence but you can't be the best because of confidence. so I am here to announce I Am Regaining Whats Rightfully mine. I Am Regaining that Carnage world championship. I Won it at a ppv before and i will do it again. My Fued With Nail and Magician and Vayne can all be put on hold. I Wanna know if i am the right man, if i can still be the man to carry carnage on its back. You see I Wanna be the 2 time Carnage World Champion, so darkness get your butt out here and make this match offically or we can by pass you and Fighter x you come out here.
(Jake Jones stands there looking rather hyped as he walks around the ring and trys to hype up the croud as they all boo him.)
Jake Jones: Darkness, I Got no promblem with you, I Have a promblem with your stupid stable and how hardcore is your life or somthing because hardcore wrestling is the lowest wrestling available...because hardcore wrestling is for scumbag thugs...who enjoy watching blood..and gore...but hardcore wrestling is like drugs they booth mess up your head. so you know what, Darkness. Infact i do have a promblem with you, I have a promblem with you because your wasting your bran cells on hardcore wrestling and i could beat your butt in a hardcore match. like i have done with nail and Magician in the past so, come out here and accept my challange before i go back there and steal the title and you got no chance of getting back and vayne, just in case your listening. I Will take care of you when i am the new carnage world champion, PERIOD.[/b]
Jake Jones: I CANT BELIVE IT. Can you guys belive it, well i can't. Hughesy Lost again, I Lost my Tag Match because of some ego idiot marcus thomas, who couldn't keep his eye on vayne. Instead he had his eye on his own legs, checking out how much of a quad he has. I Am Fully sick of this and i am gonna redeem myself. Oh yes, I am gonna redeem myself as the Pefection of reflection, as the rookie monster and as the king of CRF. You Just wait and see buddy, YOU WAIT AND SEE....i have the best idea, Jake Jones looks at hughesy and damian.
(Jake Jones stands there looking confident and then signals for a title shot and Grabs them booth by there t-shirt and pulls them down for a huddle, Jake Jones notices this aint working and pulls them up and looks at himself in the mirror again and shows off his guns.)
Jake Jones: Well, You see, Hughesy your going for the intercontinental, Dam i am good looking and you damian williams your going for the judgment world title. Frankly I Hope you win against Vayne and Gary howe, I Was gonna jump in a join ya and make it a fatal four way but that wouldn't be far to you, youve earned this title shot and i dont wanna go and take the title away from gary howe at the next show like i could. But anyways, Tonight...I am gonna explain how i am gonna redeem myselfs, you guys watch from backstage as Jake Jones spreads his magic.
(Jake Jones Pushes Through Damian and Hughesy and heads towards the ring as you can hear fans already booing. Jake Jones rips Through the curtain and as hes half way down the ramp his music eventually hits and he turns and gives the Pa People the finger before. Sliding into the ring and cockily posing for the fans, he then walks over and grabs the microphone as fans start to chant Jake Jones Sucks, Jake Jones Sucks, Jake Jones Sucks, Jake Jones holds out his hand and sways it to make everyone quiet and it eventually works.)
Jake Jones: Last Night, I Will admit wasn't a good night for me, Personally. It actually could have been one of the worst nights of my career. You see First Marcus Thomas Let the team down and he was a complete faliure as a wrestler. He has a huge ego but hes got nothing to have a huge ego about. Secondly Gary Howe won the Rumble, who saw that coming. Not Me, this is worst then matt adams "The Great White Jackass" Winning the judgment world title but hopefully this ppv. My Boy, Damian Williams takes it off him and Is the new Judgment World Champion and Hughesy Wins his very first match and gets the intercontinental Championship. But Right now, Ive been looking back and Theres somthing missing, theres somthing i have that i dont have now, Theres somthing I Want.....I Know longer wanna be called the uncrowned Champion.
(Jake Jones walks around the ring with the microphone and starts tapping it as he looks around the arena full of fans and looks over and sees some gary howe signs and some Vayne Signs and then Sees some dudes with no tops and with red writing on there chest, when they all add together it say Cookie Monster Joke Jones. Jake Jones ignores it and then continues talking.)
Jake Jones: so, I am the longest Reigning carnage world champion that means somthing to me. That means i was the top guy for that time, I Was the guy that was in the mainevent all the time. But since then what has Jake Jones done, what Has made Jake Jones better then everyone else. The Answer to that is confidence but you can't be the best because of confidence. so I am here to announce I Am Regaining Whats Rightfully mine. I Am Regaining that Carnage world championship. I Won it at a ppv before and i will do it again. My Fued With Nail and Magician and Vayne can all be put on hold. I Wanna know if i am the right man, if i can still be the man to carry carnage on its back. You see I Wanna be the 2 time Carnage World Champion, so darkness get your butt out here and make this match offically or we can by pass you and Fighter x you come out here.
(Jake Jones stands there looking rather hyped as he walks around the ring and trys to hype up the croud as they all boo him.)
Jake Jones: Darkness, I Got no promblem with you, I Have a promblem with your stupid stable and how hardcore is your life or somthing because hardcore wrestling is the lowest wrestling available...because hardcore wrestling is for scumbag thugs...who enjoy watching blood..and gore...but hardcore wrestling is like drugs they booth mess up your head. so you know what, Darkness. Infact i do have a promblem with you, I have a promblem with you because your wasting your bran cells on hardcore wrestling and i could beat your butt in a hardcore match. like i have done with nail and Magician in the past so, come out here and accept my challange before i go back there and steal the title and you got no chance of getting back and vayne, just in case your listening. I Will take care of you when i am the new carnage world champion, PERIOD.[/b]