Post by Jake Jones on May 9, 2008 23:32:48 GMT -5
(Jake Jones is seen sitting in his nice custom made couch chair and looks over at hughesy whos posing for the mirror once again and damian whos going nuts on the boxing bag. Jake Jones Shakes his head and Just Picks a cup from his good china collection thats sitting on the coffee table and takes a sip out of it. it appears to be green tea in the cup. Jake Jones stretches a bit and turns to his side and sees the Televisions on but its on mute. He Grabs the remotes and flicks through the channel while its still on mute and seems a bit distressed as nothing he wants to watch is on. He turns off the T.V and places the remote on the Coffee table next to his good china and looks over at damian whos starting to get tired and hughesy who looks like his arms are hurting from all the poses. Jake Jones Screams "Get over here" as they both stop what they are doing and walk over to Jake Jones and Sit on the couch, Jake Jones Passes a tea cup to booth hughesy and Damian and winks.)
Hughesy: Oh Yuck, Green Tea.
Damian: Don't make us drink this.
(Jake Jones Nods with a grin on his face and they booth take sips but put it back on the coffee table in disgust, Jake Jones just laughs as he mumbles to himself, "Wuss".)
Jake Jones: Well I Know you don't like green tea guys, But you know how good it is for you. If your going to be champions, you need to drink this crap. Now This is the first, X Factor meeting and I Want you guys to know, I am Pretty proud that were all in championship matches. First off Hughesy, is in a fatal four way, eh. Well Somthin like that, i dont give much notice because its the intercontinental title but you know, how much of a lift that will give you to becoming a world champion like your leader, Man. It gives you quite a lift, most of the greats started out intercontinetal champion, when i started i was in the intercontinental division, didnt win the title thoe, to busy taking care of 3D but anyways, enough about me, Damian.
(Jake Jones Picks up damians cup and Passes it to him, Damian shakes his head and Jake Jones forces it in his hand and Makes him drink it, Eventually Damian takes a drink and spits abit of it out.)
Jake Jones: Damian, Drink up buddy. Your still a newbie, you need to know the fundamentals and drinking green tea will make you a champion, Now or later. it will happen, now. youve got a very importaint mission, compared to hughesy. This means heaps to me because you have to win that judgment world title off my worse enemy in the whole world, Don't let vayne get it, Don't let that son of a beeotch get it and Seriously We all Gary howes win was a fluke so its between you two. So Damain, Don't disapoint me, Don' disapoint your leader.
(Jake Jones Now Takes a sip of his tea and relaxs as hughesy and damian point at Jake Jones. As he looks look and notices tea has run down the front of his top and onto his pants, he just ignores it and continues.)
Jake Jones: Now Me, I Have somthing to prove to the world, I Have somthing to live for and thats the carnage world championship. I Was the longest Reigning carnage world champion, I Won it in a tournament in a carnage only ppv and i am gonna win it again in the THREE STAGES OF HELL. you see ive already been through three stages of hell before. Let me tell you guys a story, mannyy manny years ago......my Name Wasn't Jake Jones, It Was Jake Bogus, Back in the dark times of my life.
(The Scene Fades From X Factor sitting around and talking and opens up on the streets, Jake Jones is seen looking very happy, hes wearing a Crows beanie and shorts and a tanktop. His dad is in a suit and tie and they are Taking the bus back from the football game before Adelaide Crows Vs Sydney Swans, Adelaide has won by 120 points and completely kicked the swans butt. Jakes in a very good mood and hes sitting there messing around with his dad, Mr. Bogus. Talking bout the game and so on and then his dads phone goes off, "Its a beautiful Day, Ba baab aaa, ITS A BEAUTFUL Day" U2's beautiful day hits the bus as people turn around and Jakes dad answers his phone.)
Mr. Bogus: Hello.
(Jake is lying there looking around at all the people looking so happy, Hes messing around with his beanie, pulling the threads out of it and he turns and looks at his dad. As his dad looks pretty depressed, Jake tugs on his dads tie and Says in a very sad voice "Whats wrong dad". His Dad then hangs up and smashes his head against the wall, "I'll Tell you when we get home" Jake Nods his head as they booth just sit there in silence)
(A Few Hours have past and Jake is sitting with his father and mother at dinner, they all look pretty happy as His father is carving the chicken, he gives a bit to Jake and then there all eating and his mother bursts into teas.)
Mrs Bogus: Tell him, YOU GOTTA TELL HIM.
Jake: Tell me what.
Mr Bogus: Calm down Jazz, Calm down.
Jake: Whats wrong.
Mrs Bogus: We haven't been completely Truthful to you.
Mr Bogus: Were Not Doing, This. Jazz Shut up.
Mrs Bogus: Your Not our son.
(Jake Drops his fork and then starts to cry.)
Jake: Yes, I am your son, I Am Jake Bogus.
Mrs Bogus: No, Your Jake Jones and your real mum and dad live in england.
Mr Bogus: And they are requesting to see you
Jake: NO, NOOOOOOOOO.
Mr. Bogus: Your Tickets are over there, While weve been to the footy, Mrs. Bogus has packed your bags, your free to go.
Jake: I Dont wanna go..
Mr. Bogus: Well you have to and thats FINAL.
(The Scene Fades Back to Jake Jones Telling the story to damian and Hughesy as Damian and Hughesy are sitting there amazed.)
Hughesy: Lyeerrr..
Damian: Jake Bogus, Thats hell random, you made that crap up.
Jake Jones: no, Its True. If It wasn't for that, I Would probably having a good life, all a lye but i probably wouldn't be here. but anyways, That was MY first stage OF HELL!
(Jake Jones sits there with The rest of X Factor as they all continue talking about plans and so on.)
Hughesy: Oh Yuck, Green Tea.
Damian: Don't make us drink this.
(Jake Jones Nods with a grin on his face and they booth take sips but put it back on the coffee table in disgust, Jake Jones just laughs as he mumbles to himself, "Wuss".)
Jake Jones: Well I Know you don't like green tea guys, But you know how good it is for you. If your going to be champions, you need to drink this crap. Now This is the first, X Factor meeting and I Want you guys to know, I am Pretty proud that were all in championship matches. First off Hughesy, is in a fatal four way, eh. Well Somthin like that, i dont give much notice because its the intercontinental title but you know, how much of a lift that will give you to becoming a world champion like your leader, Man. It gives you quite a lift, most of the greats started out intercontinetal champion, when i started i was in the intercontinental division, didnt win the title thoe, to busy taking care of 3D but anyways, enough about me, Damian.
(Jake Jones Picks up damians cup and Passes it to him, Damian shakes his head and Jake Jones forces it in his hand and Makes him drink it, Eventually Damian takes a drink and spits abit of it out.)
Jake Jones: Damian, Drink up buddy. Your still a newbie, you need to know the fundamentals and drinking green tea will make you a champion, Now or later. it will happen, now. youve got a very importaint mission, compared to hughesy. This means heaps to me because you have to win that judgment world title off my worse enemy in the whole world, Don't let vayne get it, Don't let that son of a beeotch get it and Seriously We all Gary howes win was a fluke so its between you two. So Damain, Don't disapoint me, Don' disapoint your leader.
(Jake Jones Now Takes a sip of his tea and relaxs as hughesy and damian point at Jake Jones. As he looks look and notices tea has run down the front of his top and onto his pants, he just ignores it and continues.)
Jake Jones: Now Me, I Have somthing to prove to the world, I Have somthing to live for and thats the carnage world championship. I Was the longest Reigning carnage world champion, I Won it in a tournament in a carnage only ppv and i am gonna win it again in the THREE STAGES OF HELL. you see ive already been through three stages of hell before. Let me tell you guys a story, mannyy manny years ago......my Name Wasn't Jake Jones, It Was Jake Bogus, Back in the dark times of my life.
(The Scene Fades From X Factor sitting around and talking and opens up on the streets, Jake Jones is seen looking very happy, hes wearing a Crows beanie and shorts and a tanktop. His dad is in a suit and tie and they are Taking the bus back from the football game before Adelaide Crows Vs Sydney Swans, Adelaide has won by 120 points and completely kicked the swans butt. Jakes in a very good mood and hes sitting there messing around with his dad, Mr. Bogus. Talking bout the game and so on and then his dads phone goes off, "Its a beautiful Day, Ba baab aaa, ITS A BEAUTFUL Day" U2's beautiful day hits the bus as people turn around and Jakes dad answers his phone.)
Mr. Bogus: Hello.
(Jake is lying there looking around at all the people looking so happy, Hes messing around with his beanie, pulling the threads out of it and he turns and looks at his dad. As his dad looks pretty depressed, Jake tugs on his dads tie and Says in a very sad voice "Whats wrong dad". His Dad then hangs up and smashes his head against the wall, "I'll Tell you when we get home" Jake Nods his head as they booth just sit there in silence)
(A Few Hours have past and Jake is sitting with his father and mother at dinner, they all look pretty happy as His father is carving the chicken, he gives a bit to Jake and then there all eating and his mother bursts into teas.)
Mrs Bogus: Tell him, YOU GOTTA TELL HIM.
Jake: Tell me what.
Mr Bogus: Calm down Jazz, Calm down.
Jake: Whats wrong.
Mrs Bogus: We haven't been completely Truthful to you.
Mr Bogus: Were Not Doing, This. Jazz Shut up.
Mrs Bogus: Your Not our son.
(Jake Drops his fork and then starts to cry.)
Jake: Yes, I am your son, I Am Jake Bogus.
Mrs Bogus: No, Your Jake Jones and your real mum and dad live in england.
Mr Bogus: And they are requesting to see you
Jake: NO, NOOOOOOOOO.
Mr. Bogus: Your Tickets are over there, While weve been to the footy, Mrs. Bogus has packed your bags, your free to go.
Jake: I Dont wanna go..
Mr. Bogus: Well you have to and thats FINAL.
(The Scene Fades Back to Jake Jones Telling the story to damian and Hughesy as Damian and Hughesy are sitting there amazed.)
Hughesy: Lyeerrr..
Damian: Jake Bogus, Thats hell random, you made that crap up.
Jake Jones: no, Its True. If It wasn't for that, I Would probably having a good life, all a lye but i probably wouldn't be here. but anyways, That was MY first stage OF HELL!
(Jake Jones sits there with The rest of X Factor as they all continue talking about plans and so on.)
