Cobra's Weekly Predictions! Mayhem 8/3/08

[Cobra]

I'm certain that most of you were very concerned that I did not do my Carnage predictions as promised for last week. My explanation for that: I forgot. It happens.
As I recall, last time I did these predictions, which was actually 1 year ago(hard to believe), people commented saying that they were too "In Char" and my response: These are meant to be funny and completely in character. Some may still be my real prediction, but that will never be a given. And now on to it.

4 Superstar Battle Royal
Zappa Omega vs Steve Steele vs Ammit vs The Warrior
Ammit takes it. She's a cutie. Call me.

Tornado 6 Man Tag
B.T.Y. (Heartbreaker, Perfection, Boris Magnum)
vs
Looney Toons (Jace, Big Green Azz, Smokey)
So here we have an annoying "lets act like we are a good stable and powerful so maybe just maybe someone will think we really are" group vs an annoying "we've been around a long time but don't win too much" group. Looney Toons takes it because I loved those cartoons.

Hardcore Match
"Punctual" Pat Perkins vs Gary Howe
You will see as I do these predictions throughout however long I feel like having no life, I will never, ever, bet on Gary Howe to win. Punctual Pat says some mean things about me, but he doesn't know any better. He takes an easy victory.

Tornado Tag
eXtinction (Draven & Bloodfist) vs Jake Jones & Vayne
As can be expected, I really don't like Jake Jones, nor do I know why Vayne would ever partner up with him to become such a team that is always together. I don't like it, but I dont like eXstinktion more. Vayne and Jake take it.

Normal Match (Non-Title)
Rappier vs Booger "The Sex Machine"
Rappier, because Booger scares the crap out of me. The man hasn't showered since 1984!

Normal Match (Non-Title)
Double A vs Hughesy
Hughesy annoys the hell out of anyone within earshot of him. The man is a walking talking pile of cow pies. Hughesy isn't even a real name! Stop it. Double A takes the win.

Handicap Match (Non-Title)
n.W.o. (Skittles & Killa Jay Combs) vs Damian Williams
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Damian Williams wins...just kidding. No, it won't happen. Jay Combs and M&Ms takes it.

Triple Threat (Non-Title)
Lewis Young vs Nemesis vs Darkness
Darkness. I don't think I've even heard of the other two. Also, the man is unstoppable.

Handicap Match
Monster vs Execution (Eric Omega, Cobra, Dennis Schultz)
Well clearly the winner here is the best group to ever exist in anything. And no, I'm not talking about Fleetwood Mac.

Ladder Match (Non-Title)
Fighter-X vs Ice
This match will actually be close. No, it won't be. Don't joke around with me. Ice kicks the owner's butt the second straight time.

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[Ice]

Good predictions, I was actually laughing as I read this.

+Exalt

[kingofkings]

Oh, how I missed these.

Solid work Cobweb.

[Jake Jones]

lmao.

Ammit takes it. She's a cutie. Call me.

I Just hope you don't do Footy Tips in America!

[Cobra]

Damn word filters...

[kingofkings]

Footy Tips?

[Cobra]

Yeah, what the fluck is footy tips?

Gay porn?

[kingdamo]

its like american football but in australia its called aussie rules

[kingofkings]

So it's like gay football?

[kingdamo]

-.- and you tell me im imature

[kingofkings]

Jesus, lighten up. I was making a joke.

[Cobra]

So, it is gay football?

[Booger "The Sex Machine"]

Actually you got it wrong. December 1980

Soap is for wimps...

[nail]

Lol!!
I was laughing throughout the entire thing!
Great job Cobra, i missed this kind of predictions.

[hughesy]

American football is more gay than Aussie rules football. haha
In American football a player get up nice and close to a teamates butt to get given the ball And in Aussie Rules Football we don't have to wear pads. Amercian Football = Gay. Aussie Rules Football = #1 haha


Oh and cobra Hughesy is a real name. Cobra how is that more real than my name. haha and I am so not a cows pie or whatever you called me. Hughesy #1