Next Stop, Jake & Vayne

[Stan "The Man" Hensen]

(Stan Hensen and Heartbreaker are standing in the middle of the ring yet again. As usual the fans are booing them but they seem to be enjoying the heat. After the crowd settles down Stan begins to speak.)

Well, well, well. It would seem that everything Heartbreaker and I have been saying has come to pass. You would think by now that superstars in this business would realize they can never compete with the best in the CRF.[/color]

(Once again the fans boo and chant "BTY sucks" Stan ignores them.)

I'll tell you morons what sucks. Double Gay and Buzzard, better known as the PTA for one. But we're not out here to talk about how we dominated them at Inferno.[/color]

(Heartbreaker and Stan both shake their heads.)

No, we're here because there is one team out there that sucks even worse than the PTA. They suck so bad they decided to throw it in their name, along with the ever popular letter X. [/color]

(Stan laughs and Heartbreaker makes an X with his hands. The fans continue to boo them even more.)

You morons may know them better as X SUCK CUTION members Joke Jones and Main Vayne, the CRF tag team champions.[/color]

(Even though Execution is normally a heel group the fans cant help but cheer at the mention of the current champs. Stan flips off one of them and Heartbreaker points at another.)

You see at Carnage they will have to defend their titles against the group that is beyond perfection. The group that is simply better than everyone else, BTY. [/color]

(Stan passes his microphone to Heartbreaker.)

TBC Heartbreaker, Jake Jones, or Vayne

[Jake Jones]

(King Of My World By Saliva Hits as Jake Jones walks down the ramp in a black suit and white tie, he looks around and hears fans cheering him, so he turns around and heads backstage as they cheer louder. Then Man In Black hits the arena as Jake Jones and Vayne Comes in from behind as fans cheer. Jake Jones and vayne continue walking down the ramp. Vayne gets Infuriated by the cheering cause he thinks there mocking him and he grabs one of the ring rats running with a microphone and starts choking him. A Few more fans boo as other cheer to egg him on, Vayne eventually lets go and heads into the ring, as Jake Jones is already there staring at Stan and heartbreaker, Jake Jones Grabs The Microphone off Heartbreaker before he can say anything and Jake Jones pauses as fans cheer again as Jake Jones looks at vayne in a weird look.)

Jake Jones: Hey Main Vayne, Haha...thats funny. Who Wants to come with me after the show and drain the main vayne. You Little Kids Like Playing little name games don't you, I Mean Joke Jones, Is that the best you can come up with. I am surprised you ain't calling me the cookie monster, or somthing, but hey...Ive got a sense of humor, Let us have some fun with your names and see how you like it. Well from now on People will call you, Dan "The Dunny Man" Hensen or even better. Stan "The I Haven't been laid by a Women Before" Hensen.

(Jake Jones cracks up and vayne chuckles a bit.)

Jake Jones: So Your The Heartbreaker, huh, theres someone who has been dying to meet you.

(Vayne Rolls under the ring and pulls out a Sledgehammer as Jake Jones Continues talking.)

Jake Jones: His Name is the Face Breaker, He also Likes to be called, The Back Breaker and Stan "I am Now a woman" Hensen.

(Jake Jones Looks around as fans cheer.)

Jake Jones: Now you fans, gotta shut up, We know you hate these Jokers, These Better then nobody, members. but we don't want your cheers, You Don't deserve to cheer us, because we actually are better then you, we aren't gonna market that like some stables, We Aren't Gonna be perfection one day and then The Man, The next Day. Because everyone in Execution knows there place and we are the best in Crf, I Joined with them, cause i felt there rise in power and i needed to be with the best, to up myself to there level and since then, Tag Team Champ and Judgment World Champion and May I say diffrent topic all together, Damian Doesn't appear all week, but gets a mayhem championship and wins it, I Taught him that.

(Jake Jones walks around and Slaps Vayne on the chest and stares at BTY.)

Jake Jones: Fans Of Carnage, Catch in and watch Judgment, Where I Will Retain my Judgment World title off booger and become a 2 Time Judgment World Champion and a 2 time Crf Dual Champion. ohh yeah, and i will defend my title with vayne this week and win again like usal, No Point hyping up this match, cause were gonna win hands down. this won't be a boogermania moment, where the underdog takes my title... I Gaurentee it.[/b]

[Heartbreaker]

*Heartbreaker looks at Stan for a moment and then looks back at Jake Jones.*

"Well at least you finally admit why you joined X-SUCK-CUTION. I guess you did enjoy it when you, as you put it, felt their rise in power. Did they give you a cigarette to smoke when you were done?"

*The fans begin to boo BTY even more but they seem to be enjoying it.*

"So Jake, you wanted to be up there with the best of them? The best at doing what I wonder? "

*Heartbreaker shrugs his shoulders and exchanges glances with Stan.*

"Oh I know. The best at being the worst. Just look at your performance over the past few weeks. You lost your World title to Booger and then couldnt even get ONE pinfall in an Iron Man match at Inferno. Clearly in this department you are way ahead of us."

*Heartbreaker chuckles to himself for a moment.*

"The thing you guys need to understand is we dont care what you or anyone else thinks. We really dont give a crap about your wanna be X-STINK-SHUN group. We are not impressed. The truth is that we are simply better than you and at Carnage we are going to prove it."

TBC Jake, Vayne, or Stan..

[vayne]

Vayne and Jake stare at each other and start laughing

I'm sorry I guess you're both a little away from reality... You only have been winning because you've been facing BPA this past week. How many victories does BPA have in Tag Team matches?! I'll answer that... none! None that is also the number of defeats that me and Jake have in Tag Team matches,so what makes you even think you can hold a candle to us?

Vayne smiles as he nods his head

And secondly I don't like the way you are disrespecting the most dominant stable in CRF today, you haven't achieved enough in this business to make fun of us so you better pay more respect or you'll shall taste the same pure pain that Gary Howe and Magician have experienced before and like both of them you will have no option but to go back to your mommies and cry like little babies

vayne and Jake start pretending to be whining mocking BTY

TBC by anyone involved

[Stan "The Man" Hensen]

(Stan Hensen replies to Vayne.)

The reason I do not respect you guys is the same reason I do not respect guys like Magician and Gary Howe. We are much better than them, you, Joke Jones, and the rest of your group. [/color]

(Stan looks at the tag title around Vayne's waist)

You guys have yet to be defeated but you have yet to face any serious competition. Lets face it a handicap match against Damian Williams is nothing special. Same goes for facing X-Craptor together. You guys are simply overrated as a team while Heartbreaker and I are, well, Beyond Perfection. When is the last time you guys even teamed up together? A month ago? [/color]

(Stan points at the title belt)

You take care of those belts for us. After Carnage we will not only be the new tag team champions but we will also hold more titles than your supposed dominant X-SUCK-CUTION. I wonder what you will do then? It is not too late for a career change to something you would be good at. The circus always needs a few clowns.[/color]

(Stan and Heartbreaker exchange a high five and laugh some more.)

TBC anyone involved

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones Looks at Stan and shakes his head.)

Jake Jones: Boy, Oh Boy, Even if your Beyond Perfection, you would still be under me and my Pal Vayne, we are Beyond anyone and anything and why is that? because we are Execution members, A Elite group of athletes who have paved the way and made Crf what it is! Now titles mean everything, until you hold these titles, your not the best. These CRF Tagteam titles, means where the best. wheres ya gold, wheres ya titles, ah, you don't have any, because your contenders. now until you have these titles, your just a second rate tagteam on the journey to the land of vayne and Jake Jones and when you get to that land of wisdom, you will face us and we will beat you and eat you and crack you and dack you and you will be miserable and thats the way its gonna be, sunshine.

(Jake Jones Looks at vayne as vayne is shaking his head.)

Jake Jones: I Know, I have Been Practising promo's all night backstage and that Just sounded cool.

Vayne: Dack You?

Jake Jones: You Find a tough word that rythmes with crack, huh. Ok well anyways, you two are dam fools to think, you can hold a candle to the champs, baby. Looks at these babies, the only reason these titles are even back was because my titles i made and Fighter X saw how good we are and reinstated the crf tagtitles and had no choice but to give them to us cause if he didn't fans would riot in the streets. Vayne and me haven't always gotten along but where a team based on respect and what really brought us together was tormenting gary howe and his mum and do you really wanna be tormented and beating to a bloody pulp. aren't you afraid your perfect face will get smashed in and be not so perfect anymore. You may be better then some people but we have proved your not better then us and thats that, PERIOD.[/b]