3 Dummies

[Nemesis]

Grease Paint and Monkey Brains by White Zombie begins to play over the speakers. Evil Jester comes out from backstage. He is carrying a fairly large strange looking case in his right hand. He walks down the aisle and stops every so often to twitch his head and glance at some of the fans. As Jester reaches the ring he sets the case down in one of the corner turnbuckles and appears to talk to it.

"Now dont you guys go anywhere just yet."

The fans look puzzled as Evil Jester heads over and grabs a chair from ringide. He climbs inside the ring and sets the chair down in the center and then retrieves the case he was carrying earlier. He places the case down by the chair and sits down, facing the entrance area. He makes a strange sounding laugh and one of the helpers at ringside tosses him a microphone.

"Ladies and gentleman. Boys and girls. Childen of all ages. Oh, and lets not forget about Boris Magnum."

Evil Jester starts to laugh and some fans laugh with him.

"Tonight I have the pleasure of being able to interview the new CRF Hardcore Champion, Jace Green Big Azz."

Evil Jester laughs again and points at the titantron. A video comes on at Inferno showing that Jace and Big Green Azz both had a pin at the same time. It shows the referee raising Jace's hand in victory and then cuts off. As the video ends Evil Jester opens the nearby case and pulls out a ventriliquist dummy that looks like Jace. He sets the dummy on one of his knees and then pretends to interview it.

Evil Jester: "So how does it feel to be champion. Come to think of it, where is your title belt at?"

Dummy Jace: "I feel like someone has their hand up my a..."

Evil Jester: "...aaachooo. Please continue."

Dummy Jace: "I gave my title belt to Booger so he could polish it."

Evil Jester: "Is that all he is going to polish?"

Dummy Jace: "What do you mean by that?"

Evil Jester: "Ah never mind. So tell me something. Big Green Azz also had a pinfall and the referee gave the match to you. Don't you think your friend got screwed by this turn of events? And by screwed I do not mean in the way that you would like it."

Dummy Jace: "What do you mean by that?"

Evil Jester looks annoyed at the dummy now.

Evil Jester: "You're not too bright, are you?"

Dummy Jace: "What do you mean by that?"

Evil Jester: "Well lets just see what your friend has to say about all this."

Dummy Jace: "What do you mean by that?"

Evil Jester reaches inside the case and pulls out a ventriliquist dummy of Big Green Azz. He sets the Jace dummy on the floor and continues.

Evil Jester: "So what do you have to say to Jace about the end of our match at Inferno?"

Dummy BGA: "Cookies and Beer."

Evil Jester looks puzzled by this reply and then makes it seem like the Jace dummy is also talking.

Dummy Jace: "What do you mean by that?"

Dummy BGA: "Cookies and Beer"

Evil Jester: "I think that between the two of you there might be half a brain somewhere."

Dummy Jace: "What do you mean by that?"

Dummy BGA: "Cookies and Beer"

Evil Jester: "This is getting us nowhere. Maybe Boris has something he wants to add."

Evil Jester reaches inside the case and pulls out a 3rd ventriliquist dummy that resembles Boris Magnum. He sets it down next to the others and continues.

Evil Jester: "So Boris, how does it feel to lose to someone like Jace?"

Dummy Jace: "What do you mean by that?"

Dummy Boris: "Rematch"

Dummy BGA: "Cookies and Beer"

Evil Jester stops moving them and then speaks up.

Evil Jester: "It is obvious we need a rematch. Boris is right. So heres what we should do. Lets have a 4 man over the top battle royal right now. Winner gets the title."

Dummy Jace: "What do you mean by that?"

Evil Jester stands up and flings all three of the dummies outside the ring. He raises his hand in the air and laughs.

"I win. Hooray for me...."

His expression suddenly changes to a darker and more sinister one as he folds the chair that was in the ring. He grips the chair in his hand and glares at the backstage area.

I'll tell you all what I mean. This battle is far from over. I will become the next CRF Hardcore champion and I do not care who is holding the title belt. If any of you three have any problem with it then come out here now and say it to my face.

tbc by Jace, BGA, Boris

[Boris Magnum]

Better than you hits PA as Boris comes out, he is clapping his hands, and smiling.

"Bravo, Bravo. I have to say your pretty good at playing with dolls. That was quite amusing seeing a grown man playing with dolls. Now you say that you want a rematch, well idk about that. You see I had a rematch clause in my contract and the rematch is for a one on one match. But if you want a 4 man battle royale, well I guess we can do that. I liked kicking your butt at Inferno and I guess I can do it again at Carnage. Now all we need is BGA and Jace to come out here. But I heard some moaning noises coming from their locker room earlier, so they might be a little bit late to the party. How about me and you get started without them."

Boris then drops the mic and starts running towards the ring...

TBC Evil Jester, BGA or Jace

[Ace.]

The Screen Open in the Looney Tunes locker room where Jace is seen digging in his locker talking to green.Well green i say we are both the champ but ill leave that to FX to say.

You can here moaning coming from the rest room.

Jace: what you doing in there green making cookies.

Green: YEAH you want some.

Jace: NO WAY go give them to Boris.

Just then the TV cuts on jace looks back at the TV. hey green look Boris is on TV calling us out looks like Evil Jester is there to. Just then green comes out of the rest room sweet good thing i saved these cookies. lets go out there then.

Jace: OK but i got a plan.)


Min's later the Looney Tunes theme hits the speakers and the fan start to throw cookies at them but no one comes out. just then a big cookie truck AKA not cookies drives down the ramp. Jace gets out of the truck with a Mic in beings to talk.

Well well what do we have here a party without Looney Tunes.So you two what a rematch. I'm up for that. I think it will be funny for me and green to win the match at the some time again.Just then green come out from the back of the truck and says to jace everything is good to go.

Jace:)

OK but be for we get this rematch going we got some thing for the two of you.

TBC Green, Boris, Evil Jester

[Big Green Azz]

Green goes to the back of the truck again to get something. then goes back up by jace holding something.OK jace start it up. Jace hit a button and out come cookies flying right at Boris and Evil Jester.

Boris and Evil Jester just sit there then. Try to run but it is to late for them. jace and green are just laughing there azzs off.

Hey jace. I think this rematch is over. I'm not going in there now. they look like Cookies and Beer now.

how that for a rematch Boris Evil Jester? we will see you two at Carnage.

TBC Boris Evil Jester, Jace

[Boris Magnum]

Boris looks at disgust at them.

"You too two are disgusting individual's, and Boris starts walking towards Jace.

"Well JAce let me give you something."

Boris then hugs Jace and is rubbing all the cookies on Jace. He turns towards BGA and starts walking towards him but green starts to run and Boris runs after him and grabs him and hugs him too.

"Well guys I thought why not share the cookies with you two. Ha So on to more serious things. What kind of match do you guys want?"

Boris starts to wipe some more cookies off his head and throws them at the crowd.

TBC anyone involved

[Fighter-X]

(Fighter-X appears on the titan tron and he seems a bit annoyed. )

Well we have ourseles quite a dilemna, don't we. Boris wants a rematch and both Jace and Big Green Azz technically won the match at Inferno. Now Big Green Azz I have listened to your arguments and I am compelled to agree with you. You do deserve the title as much as Jace does. So what should I do now?[/color]

(Fighter-X scratches his head a moment and pretends to think.)

I have a great idea. For the first time ever in CRF history I am going to make BOTH of you the Hardcore Champion.[/color]

(The fans seem shocked by this announcement.)

Oh but dont get too excited just yet. You see this is both a good and a bad thing for you two. You both are technically champions but that means that if anyone pins EITHER of you they will become the new champion.

So now this brings me to Carnage. I know Boris wants a rematch and so does Evil Jester. Well I have a great idea on how to settle this out. At Carnage it will be Big Green Azz and Jace against Boris Magnum AND Evil Jester in a Hardcore Tag Match. If Big Green Azz and Jace win then they will have to fight each other at the PPV for sole ownership of the title. If Boris Magnum and Evil Jester win then they will both be considered contenders.


(The fans begin to cheer even though they are a bit confused by the turn of events.)

If this happens then we will have a very special match at the next PPV where I guarantee there will be only ONE winner.

(The titan tron cuts off)

TBC anyone involved

[Boris Magnum]

Boris looks at titatron and starts yelling.

"FIGHTER! WHAT THE HELL!"

Boris is really pissed off at what Fighter said.

"You are denying me my rematch that I had in my contract! I demand a one on one rematch not a contender match. This is not fair! You are always trying to screw me and BTY out of our title shots that we deserve, that we have the sole right too. You know what Im sick of your little games. And look at this crap here, you are giving this Joker wanna be another shot at a title he doesnt deserve, a title that he never even got in contender ship for. Just because he is your boyfriend doesnt mean you have the right to screw me out of what I deserve. And that is a one on match, hell you know what since both of them are the champions, give me a handicap match with these two bums, and Joker can actually earn a contender spot at MY title. Hell you know that I am the only wreslter here that can hold this title with pride of a true hardcore legend. I am the greatest superstar to ever step into the CRF ring. Hell without me this place would lose all the viewers and die AGAIN! You need me, I am what the fans come to see and pay to see kick some butt, I am your most valuable asset and that is why you are trying to screw me all the time, because I am better than you and e-SUCK-ution, and your fossil group. YOU NEED ME, and so do the fans here."

The fans start booing at Boris.

"Oh you all know Im right, BTY is the group you love to hate, because we just Better Than You!"


TBC by Fighter

[Big Green Azz]

It ain't any ones fault but ur own Boris as for rematches hell i had it in my contract to a rematch did i take it no so shut the hell up.

Ace start yelling Omg I Got Sh!t on. This Was Not In My Plan

in away ace we all did. I mean look instead of you and me fighting to prove who is the real champion we are giving the 2 that lost a chance to win before we can say we are the real champion.


ace says ya ur right so all we got to do is beat them again lol it will be a breeze just like last time.

green looks over at Boris and starts laughing



look at him he ain't better then no one with that green hopes back in to the truck and pulls out some fa breeze and starts spraying it every where in the truck i hope they don't charge me for this mess



TBC Evil , Jace , Boris , Fighter-x .