Palau is back!!!

[palau]

The sound echoes in the room (Die die die my darling) ... the fans can´t believe... yes it´s true "the bull" is back, the crowd goes wild. Palau stops his walking into the ring and looks for the fans and makes his typical devils horns, everybody in the arena is wild and cheering for the bull.

He enters the ring, asks for a beer and cheers with the crowd... Everything single person is calling for The bull...

"it´s been a long time you carzy mother f***"

The crowd cheers

"Yeah that´s what i´m talking"

The place is about to explode

"let´s have some straight talk friends...

there´s a lot of men out there who think they can beat the bull but I will destroy that illusion...

I just want to know who the fuc** has the balls to mess with the bull.

Just get in the ring..."
Palau waits with the crowd for an answer while drinking a beer

[Jake Jones]

(While Palau Is Waiting for a challange the fans begin to boo as another Jake Jone's update hits the titantron and some man is reading it out from backstage. The Fans Start Chanting For The Bull and The Person Backstage gets quite angered by this and talks in a angry tone. The Fans chant even louder and You can hear Him Drop the microphone as the scene fades back to Palau.)



(All of a sudden a Few Seconds Later, Jake Jones comes out from behind the curtain as fans boo even louder, he stares at them and Heads down the ramp. He Rolls into the ring and walks around and stares at Palau, He Rips the Microphone from his hand and pushes him back as he paces around the fans begin a bullcrap chant.)

Jake Jones: That Newspaper is legit, It ain't bullcrap, I ain't crap. Its Legit, its written by the biggest and best writers in the world and there sources are correct, The Only Promblem with that newspaper is, it said I Sexually harrassed Frost, Now. It's Only Sexual Harrassment if I Hear her say no. If my ipod in my ears full boar and her hands are tied up, then i shouldn't be still in court.

(Jake Jones Looks over at Palau and stares at him.)

Jake Jones: I Guess, Welcome back, huh. I Guess its time to party, I Guess its time to have a fun time huh, Drink beers, Take Drugs, Smoke a Dooby. Ha, You Call yourself the bull, I Call you The Man with no Liver, The man with half his brain cells lost and the man who is standing right here and is half spaced out as we speak. Cause you must be totally wasted if you think, you can come back here and take charge, You see, im sick of you midcarders, trying to make yourself the mainevent, Thats what booger did and thats what your trying to do. On Judgment I am Getting a rematch for my World Title, The Title I Got Screwed out of. But Before I Do that, Before I beat the snot out of Booger, I Want you.

(Jake Jones Pushes The Bull Back a bit and gets right into his face.)

Jake Jones: I Can Beat The Bull, I Can Beat The bullcrap out of you and leave you lying in the ring, sending you back to where ever you came from. This won't be a legendary return like fidos at the ppv, Because, Your no where near legendary enough to pull that off. Palau I Just wanna ask you a question are you ready to Die Die Die.....?

[palau]

The bull finishes his beer and throws the can into Jake´s face as he smiles... he grabs the mic from the ground ....

"you have a lot of balls to come here and face the bull you piece of sh***"

The crowd goes wild with the bull

"At Mayhem i´ll drink my beer slowly ...

I´ll whoop your as**...

Put my ipod...

make you my bitc** and you will "DIE DIE DIE MY DARLING"..."

Palau throws the mic into the ground and goes to the locker room.

And while he´s leavind down the isle Palau looks into the ring and says

"And don´t forget Jake Jones don´t mess with The Bull"

The crowd cheers whille Palau disappears

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones looks down at the floor and then back up to the crowd as they boo him.)

Jake Jones: You Dare Boo, Me... You Dare Boo, The Main Event supaaaa starr. I Looked you right in the eyes, Palau, I Looked right in the bulls face and the best you could do was throw a can of putrid liquid at my face and before I Say anything you escape with tail between your legs, Your no bull. Your a leech.....stealing other peoples material how many people come to the ring and pray there the biggest face and best wrestler and drink beer. Lets See BPA, You, Bad Lander and Nail. Nails the only one that got that gimmic over and how many months was it before he became big....Huh

(Jake Jones Rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp as fans cheer as he leaves.)

Jake Jones: I'll seya all you losers, later.. ...I Got to go take care of some business.[/b]