Post by Gary Phoenix on Jan 1, 2009 23:57:13 GMT -5
("Immortal" by Adema hits the PA system, as the returning Gary Howe, now known as Gary Phoenix, comes to the ring. He looks around at the crowd, smiling, and then after a little while of that he grabs a mic, as the fans start to chant "welcome back!")
Gary Phoenix: "Hey guys, I appreciate all the cheers, but Conflict was my debut, not my return. Ive never wrestled in a CRF ring before, up until Conflict, so you must be mistaking me for someone else.
(A confused silence hits the crowd)
People walk by me, and say "hey, its Gary Howe", or little kids ask me for my autograph, and after they go to their parents "I got Gary Howe's autograph!"
It pisses me off that I could get confused with that good for nothing, cant win a match except for a fluke, hill billy, drunk looking, sorry excuse for a human being!
(The crowd begins to boo loudly)
Wait, im not finished yet. There are still many more differences I must explain. For one, Gary... actually I think ill just call him Howe, because he is not good enough to share the same first name as me, tapped out to Vayne... After Jake Jones AND Vayne assaulted his mother. Thats pretty sad. If anybody ever did that to my mother, their head would be where their a** used to be.
(Some fans laugh at what Phoenix just said, others continue to boo)
Another thing is that I consider myself undefeated here in the CRF. Did Vayne beat me in our match at Conflict? Yes, he did. However, I dont count that because it was only part of a bigger match, the final battle between eXtinction and Execution, which we, eXtinction, won, proving that we are the dominant stable in the CRF. The only mistake eXtinction ever made was letting Howe into their group. He made them look like fools, and he constantly let them down, making excuses for himself, but again and again he failed. He couldnt eevn wrestle himself out of a paper bag if it was opened on both ends. You didnt dress like a wrestler either. Who wrestles in jeans?
Unlike him, by the time my career here in CRF is over, I will have accomplished it all, and ill have beaten everybody, even every single member of my own stable, eXtinction. Howe had many more losses than wins, and when he did win, like I said, it was a fluke. He deserved to pass out in the middle of that ring. See, does anybody here know what happened to him? Exactly, because no one even cares enough to try to find out.
Now, I know you guys probably hate me right now for speaking my mind, but im just being honest. I would never lie to you, the CRF fans. Please dont hold this against me. I still love you guys, and think you are the heart of the CRF.
(The crowd has a mixed reaction now)
Also, eXtinction, again, I dont want you guys taking offence either. My alliance is with you. Also, im thirsty for competition. Anybody up for taking on the Phoenix? Feel free to be my first victim."
TBC: Anybody (If nobody answers, then give me a random match at Carnage Fighter)
(OOC: Im gonna do a little bit of explaining about this promo, because it is neccessary. First of all, as most of you know, Gary Phoenix is Gary Howe. However, Phoenix is so disgusted with his former self that he lies to himself that Gary Howe is someone totally different, someone he hates. This also explains his new appearance. However, he is still a face, despite sounding like a heel throughout this promo. Although he is more neutral now, and as you will see later on, he is also more selfish, and looks out for himself above all else)
Gary Phoenix: "Hey guys, I appreciate all the cheers, but Conflict was my debut, not my return. Ive never wrestled in a CRF ring before, up until Conflict, so you must be mistaking me for someone else.
(A confused silence hits the crowd)
People walk by me, and say "hey, its Gary Howe", or little kids ask me for my autograph, and after they go to their parents "I got Gary Howe's autograph!"
It pisses me off that I could get confused with that good for nothing, cant win a match except for a fluke, hill billy, drunk looking, sorry excuse for a human being!
(The crowd begins to boo loudly)
Wait, im not finished yet. There are still many more differences I must explain. For one, Gary... actually I think ill just call him Howe, because he is not good enough to share the same first name as me, tapped out to Vayne... After Jake Jones AND Vayne assaulted his mother. Thats pretty sad. If anybody ever did that to my mother, their head would be where their a** used to be.
(Some fans laugh at what Phoenix just said, others continue to boo)
Another thing is that I consider myself undefeated here in the CRF. Did Vayne beat me in our match at Conflict? Yes, he did. However, I dont count that because it was only part of a bigger match, the final battle between eXtinction and Execution, which we, eXtinction, won, proving that we are the dominant stable in the CRF. The only mistake eXtinction ever made was letting Howe into their group. He made them look like fools, and he constantly let them down, making excuses for himself, but again and again he failed. He couldnt eevn wrestle himself out of a paper bag if it was opened on both ends. You didnt dress like a wrestler either. Who wrestles in jeans?
Unlike him, by the time my career here in CRF is over, I will have accomplished it all, and ill have beaten everybody, even every single member of my own stable, eXtinction. Howe had many more losses than wins, and when he did win, like I said, it was a fluke. He deserved to pass out in the middle of that ring. See, does anybody here know what happened to him? Exactly, because no one even cares enough to try to find out.
Now, I know you guys probably hate me right now for speaking my mind, but im just being honest. I would never lie to you, the CRF fans. Please dont hold this against me. I still love you guys, and think you are the heart of the CRF.
(The crowd has a mixed reaction now)
Also, eXtinction, again, I dont want you guys taking offence either. My alliance is with you. Also, im thirsty for competition. Anybody up for taking on the Phoenix? Feel free to be my first victim."
TBC: Anybody (If nobody answers, then give me a random match at Carnage Fighter)
(OOC: Im gonna do a little bit of explaining about this promo, because it is neccessary. First of all, as most of you know, Gary Phoenix is Gary Howe. However, Phoenix is so disgusted with his former self that he lies to himself that Gary Howe is someone totally different, someone he hates. This also explains his new appearance. However, he is still a face, despite sounding like a heel throughout this promo. Although he is more neutral now, and as you will see later on, he is also more selfish, and looks out for himself above all else)
