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Post by Stan "The Man" Hensen on Jan 6, 2009 23:12:38 GMT -5
(Stan Hensen walks into the BTY locker room where Heartbreaker and Boris Magnum are already sitting. They are talking and laughing about different superstars when Stan interrupts.)
Can you guys believe what Fighter-X-Y-Z-L-M-N-O-P has done to the CRF? I mean, it is bad enough he put us in a match against some bizarro barbie and an old fart. It is no wonder why the ratings have dropped recently?
(Stan Hensen looks into the camera and talks to the fans.)
Well fear not folks. BTY will be taking over the CRF and when we do things are going to change. No longer will you have to suffer with such pathetic superstars like Double Gay, Bizarro Barbie, Old Fart Harry, and so on. We aren't going to give titles to people who never show up.... cough.... Miss Misfits and Hippity Hopp....cough.... Dumbian Williams....cough....Mini Me Arc Wanna be....cough.
(All three members laugh as Stan makes fun of some of the CRF superstars. Stan sits down with the rest of the group.)
Anyways, my contact has assured me that this deal is going to take place. It won't be much longer.[/color]
TBC BTY
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 8, 2009 0:44:37 GMT -5
*Heartbreaker smiles as he hears the news.*
"This deal could not happen at a better time. I just heard from a reliable source that Fighter-X-Y-Z just resigned The Mad Blender or Brad Blander or whatever he used to call himself. Apparently McDonalds has stricter employment qualifications than the CRF."
*Heartbreaker laughs some and just shakes his head.*
"I think we should celebrate the fact that our deal is closing soon."
TBC BTY
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Post by Boris Magnum on Jan 8, 2009 1:55:51 GMT -5
"Ya guys, this deal is our final step in taking over the CRF, no more execution all there is is just Joke Jones and Main Vayne but you guys already took their titles so they arent going to be a problem."
Walks around and lights up a cig.
"Alright guys, its time to go out and celebrate, its going to be a good time in the CRF when we take over.
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