Post by Booger "The Sex Machine" on Jan 7, 2009 21:17:11 GMT -5
Booger comes walking out holding a foot long subway sandwich in his hands. He dances down the aisle to his theme song and then stops to take a bite. He grabs the sandwich with both hands and then opens his mouth wide. He jams as much of the sub as he can into his mouth. Mayo and mustard spill out all over his belly and chest hairs. Several banana peppers and lettuce leaves drop to the floor. Booger smacks his lips as he rips off a big bite of the sub.
He looks up from his meal and spots a lady in the audience. He winks at here and gyrates his hips and attempts to blow her a kiss but instead spits out several particles of his sub at the fans. Booger winks seductively at the lady and then keeps walking to the ring. After he enters the ring he continues to shovel the sandwich in his mouth and then tries to talk.
Now thats the best five dollars I ever spent.
Booger spots a group of ladies nearby. He winks at them and then comments.
I'll show you ladies the footlong a little later.
Booger slaps his belly and then pauses.
Uh Oh.... Jared never told me about this.
Booger lets out a really loud belch and some of his partially eaten sub pops out and drops in the middle of the ring. Booger looks down at it for a moment and then laughs.
Now where did you come from?
Booger reaches down and grabs the sub pieces and shovels them back in his mouth before continuing.
I am here tonight to congratulate Santa Claus on his big victory at Conflict. We all knew you could do it Santa.
Booger looks back at the group of ladies and then shouts out in a seductive tone.
Well ho, ho, ho. Christmas can happen anytime if you want it to baby.
He winks at them and tries to dance by thrusting his hips and rubbing the top of his head.
Now I hear the reason Santa was so successful is because of all the cookies his elves baked for him. I sure would love to have some more of them cookies.
Booger starts to drool a little as he thinks about the cookies. Finally he regains himself and speaks up.
Santamania was running wild. The only thing better than Santamania is Boogermania. Now that Conflict has passed I hear Santa has returned to the North Pole to smack his elves around some more. Before he left he did have one favor to ask of me. You see, Santa is a huge Boogermaniac and he asked me if I would win another title for him. I told him yes and now I am here to find out what I have to do next in order to fulfill my pledge to...
Uh oh...
Booger grabs his stomach and makes a painful face.
This is going to be a big one.
Booger lets out an incredibly long and loud sounding fart and makes some funny faces.
WOO WEE HAPPY NEW YEAR INDEED.
Booger sniffs the air and makes a funny face.
Damn, that eggnog was more rotten than I thought.
Booger finally stops acting gross long enough to finish his statement.
So Santa, I promise I will win a title belt just like you asked. I just need to figure out how I get my shot.
Booger stands in the ring picking his nose while he thinks of something more to say.
He looks up from his meal and spots a lady in the audience. He winks at here and gyrates his hips and attempts to blow her a kiss but instead spits out several particles of his sub at the fans. Booger winks seductively at the lady and then keeps walking to the ring. After he enters the ring he continues to shovel the sandwich in his mouth and then tries to talk.
Now thats the best five dollars I ever spent.
Booger spots a group of ladies nearby. He winks at them and then comments.
I'll show you ladies the footlong a little later.
Booger slaps his belly and then pauses.
Uh Oh.... Jared never told me about this.
Booger lets out a really loud belch and some of his partially eaten sub pops out and drops in the middle of the ring. Booger looks down at it for a moment and then laughs.
Now where did you come from?
Booger reaches down and grabs the sub pieces and shovels them back in his mouth before continuing.
I am here tonight to congratulate Santa Claus on his big victory at Conflict. We all knew you could do it Santa.
Booger looks back at the group of ladies and then shouts out in a seductive tone.
Well ho, ho, ho. Christmas can happen anytime if you want it to baby.
He winks at them and tries to dance by thrusting his hips and rubbing the top of his head.
Now I hear the reason Santa was so successful is because of all the cookies his elves baked for him. I sure would love to have some more of them cookies.
Booger starts to drool a little as he thinks about the cookies. Finally he regains himself and speaks up.
Santamania was running wild. The only thing better than Santamania is Boogermania. Now that Conflict has passed I hear Santa has returned to the North Pole to smack his elves around some more. Before he left he did have one favor to ask of me. You see, Santa is a huge Boogermaniac and he asked me if I would win another title for him. I told him yes and now I am here to find out what I have to do next in order to fulfill my pledge to...
Uh oh...
Booger grabs his stomach and makes a painful face.
This is going to be a big one.
Booger lets out an incredibly long and loud sounding fart and makes some funny faces.
WOO WEE HAPPY NEW YEAR INDEED.
Booger sniffs the air and makes a funny face.
Damn, that eggnog was more rotten than I thought.
Booger finally stops acting gross long enough to finish his statement.
So Santa, I promise I will win a title belt just like you asked. I just need to figure out how I get my shot.
Booger stands in the ring picking his nose while he thinks of something more to say.
