Post by Nemesis on Jan 20, 2009 13:48:16 GMT -5
Grease Paint and Monkey Brains by White Zombie begins to play over the speakers. Jester comes out from backstage and walks down the aisle with the hardcore title draped over one of his shoulders. He enters the ring and looks around for a microphone but cannot find one. He laughs a little at this and comments.
"How am I supposed to talk to all my beloved fans now?"
Jester pretends to think about what to do next by tapping his fingers to his head. He quickly snaps them together and makes a face as if he knows what to do. He climbs outside the ring and pulls something out from underneath the turnbuckle. He throws the object in the ring and the fans can see it is a megaphone. Jester rolls back in the ring and grabs the megaphone and shouts into it.
"Testes..... one...... two....."
Jester laughs at his poor joke before continuing.
"Well now, did everyone have as much fun on Judgement as I did?"
The fans applaud and Jester laughs.
"The look on Hardcore Harry's face after that match was priceless. He just knew he had it won. Well, the joke's on him and Stanley because I guess there is no contender now. So I guess I will just go to Payback and argue with myself. Maybe this time I will win."
Jester begins to act as if he is arguing with himself.
"No you wont....Yes you will....No you wont"
Jester stops for a moment and then laughs even more.
"Oh it doesnt matter. Either way I will be walking out of Payback as the hardcore champion."
Jester pretends to argue with himself again.
"No you wont....Yes you will....No you wont....."
Jester regains himself a moment and then smiles.
"I feel like an atheist at his funeral. All dressed up with no place to go.. "
Jester starts laughing again when he is interrupted by..
tbc anyone
"How am I supposed to talk to all my beloved fans now?"
Jester pretends to think about what to do next by tapping his fingers to his head. He quickly snaps them together and makes a face as if he knows what to do. He climbs outside the ring and pulls something out from underneath the turnbuckle. He throws the object in the ring and the fans can see it is a megaphone. Jester rolls back in the ring and grabs the megaphone and shouts into it.
"Testes..... one...... two....."
Jester laughs at his poor joke before continuing.
"Well now, did everyone have as much fun on Judgement as I did?"
The fans applaud and Jester laughs.
"The look on Hardcore Harry's face after that match was priceless. He just knew he had it won. Well, the joke's on him and Stanley because I guess there is no contender now. So I guess I will just go to Payback and argue with myself. Maybe this time I will win."
Jester begins to act as if he is arguing with himself.
"No you wont....Yes you will....No you wont"
Jester stops for a moment and then laughs even more.
"Oh it doesnt matter. Either way I will be walking out of Payback as the hardcore champion."
Jester pretends to argue with himself again.
"No you wont....Yes you will....No you wont....."
Jester regains himself a moment and then smiles.
"I feel like an atheist at his funeral. All dressed up with no place to go.. "
Jester starts laughing again when he is interrupted by..
tbc anyone