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Post by Minarin Warrior on Jan 21, 2009 10:01:03 GMT -5
*Minarin's music plays as he makes his way to the ring with the Intercontinental Title over his left shoulder. He grabs a mic and climbs into the ring*
Minarin: I expect you all think I'm disappointed with my loss, that my confidence is reduced but it isn't. Adam had to cheat to pin me and that boosts my confidence. I know he can't beat me without cheating. I'm relaxed waiting for the next challenge. Wonder if there's anyone out there who can crush my confidence. Doubt it.
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Post by Adam Matthews on Jan 22, 2009 22:22:26 GMT -5
Adam Matthews theme begins to play and he comes walking out to the ring. He is grinning like a kid in a candy store and argues with some fans on his way down. He reaches the outside of the ring and stops, points at Minarin, then laughs. He motions for the bell ring guy to hand him a microphone. Adam Matthews: "Well if it isnt the one move wonder. I seem to recall you telling me last week all about the brand new hold you finally managed to learn. You beat what, 20 people in the CRF with this thing?" Adam Matthews smiles as he clearly is exaggerating the facts. Adam Matthews: "I tried to warn you about my far superior wrestling skills. I warned you that using that move on me would be a big mistake. So did you heed my warning?" Adam Matthews shakes his head no and laughs. Adam Matthews: "Nope. You decided to try that silly move on me and look what happened. I reversed the hold and then pinned you afterwards. The minute you stepped in that ring with me this match was mine. Oh yes." Adam Matthews points his finger at Minarin. Adam Matthews: "I think you have also forgotten the little stipulation to our match up. As I recall, the winner got the chance to choose an appropriate contender for the loser. I see you don't believe me so roll the footage." fighterx.proboards54.com/index.cgi?board=judgearchives&action=display&thread=6816After the footage ends Adam Matthews stands there grinning. Adam Matthews: "So I have been thinking all day about a suitable contender for your title. It isnt easy when you think about the competition around here. It wasnt until I was in the restroom that I made my choice. So Minarin, I would like to introduce you to your contender at Payback." Adam Matthews points to the backstage. TB by the person I sent a PM to
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Post by Booger "The Sex Machine" on Jan 23, 2009 1:15:45 GMT -5
A loud belching sound comes over the speakers. The fans turn their heads to see Booger standing on the ramp, picking his nose. He pulls out a really slimy booger and then licks it.
I need to figure out how to bottle these up and sell em.
Booger stops and realizes that everyone is looking at him. He walks towards the ring, picking the inside of his ear as he walks. He reaches the outside of the ring and spots a pretty lady at ringside. Booger flashes a grin revealing his greenish, yellow, and black tooth smile. He walks over to the lady and winks at her seductively.
Hey baby. My locker room is that way.
Booger lifts his arm and points to the back. His underarm is almost directly lined up with the ladies nose. She holds her nose and tries her best not to pass out. She begins to turn pale from the odor but Booger keeps on talking to her.
You dont have to guard your nose. I already ate my share of them. Uh oh....
Booger grabs his stomach and wheezes out loud. He bends over and grabs the railing and his face is wracked with pain. The people at ringside start trying to run as they know what is coming next.
Booger lets out a horrid sounding fart and groans in pain as he finishes. When he is done he looks right at the lady at ringside and grins.
Now theres one to be proud of for sure. I should really name it, just like they do the hurricanes. WOOO WEEE, you gotta smell this one sister. It definitely has some serious EGG in it.
The lady runs off in horror and Booger smiles and shouts to her.
I'll see you in my locker room in just a bit baby. Keep it warm for me.
Booger then turns around and looks at Adam and Minarin. He smacks his lips as he talks and his stomach growls.
So which one of you scared all these Boogermaniacs off?
Booger's stomach growls again.
Man I am hungry. I knew I should have eaten some more sausages.
Booger loses all focus and begins to drool excessively. His saliva drips down his beard and onto his belly. He just sits there and mumbles.
Super Sized Jimmy Deans....
Eventually he regains himself again and then looks at Minarin.
Well it looks like Boogermania is gonna run wild all over you thanks to this guy. The IC title belt always did bring me a few more sexy ladies than usual. I mean, its hard enough for them to resist this on their own.
Booger slaps his belly and gyrates his hips in a circular pattern pretending to be sexy.
Oh yeah....
Tbc Adam / Minarin
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Post by Minarin Warrior on Jan 23, 2009 8:51:28 GMT -5
*Minarin looks at Adam then at Booger*
Minarin: Interesting choice Adam. So this is why you cheated. Fair enough. At least I'm a man and I'll take on Booger. Booger I respect what you've done for CRF but I'm keeping my title. The 3rd Dimension Superstar will be staying Intercontinental Champion.
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