Post by Stan "The Man" Hensen on Feb 18, 2009 16:02:44 GMT -5
(BTY theme begins playing and Stan Hensen comes walking out. The crowd boos him as they always do but he just ignores them as he takes out a microphone and begins to speak to them.)
Is that any way to greet the CRF manager who is beyond perfection?[/color]
(The crowd gets even louder and Stan flips them off.)
I expected no less from you fans. You people should be cheering me on right now because I have some exciting news. You see, BTY is making matches in the CRF now and I am going to help manage things so that the matches are fair. Finally you fans will get to see what true professionals in this business can do in that ring.[/color]
(The fans begin to chant that BTY sucks and they boo some more.)
You see the reason I decided to take a management role is that I am helping our new boss with a small problem. Apparently Fighter-X-Y-Z-L-M-N-O-P still has some valid paying contracts for superstars who simply do not compete at all. Can you believe it? We have to come out here week after week and compete while they just sit at home and collect a paycheck? This is a slap in the face to each and every superstar here.
Now our new boss told me he cannot void these contracts so he asked me to see if I had any ideas. I came up with the "perfect" idea for what to do after reading the list of names. I told Draven we should make them work for a living. Seeing as how I beat Arc in 3 seconds I knew I could do the same thing to any of those people that were listed. So from here on out I have decided to open each and every show with a special match I call Jobber of the Week. [/color]
(Stan pulls out a sheet of paper that apparently has all the names listed.)
Each and every week I will pick a name from this list and I will face off against them. The only question left to answer is which one of these awful rejects should I start with. Let me see....[/color]
(Stan starts scanning over the listing, laughing at some of the names on it.)
Oh, here we go. This is the "perfect" person to start out with. After all, him and our old boss were really good buddies.[/color]
(Stan looks into the camera and laughs.)
So on Mayhem the Jobber of the Week Match will be myself versus.........Misfits......[/color]
(The crowd cheers and begins to chant for Misfits. Stan just laughs it off and finishes his announcement.)
Misfits, lets see if you can last any longer than Arc did. I will see you at Mayhem.[/color]
(Stan Hensen turns around and walks through the curtain and leaves the scene laughing.)
Oh this is going to be good. I can hardly wait.[/color]
TBC anyone
Is that any way to greet the CRF manager who is beyond perfection?[/color]
(The crowd gets even louder and Stan flips them off.)
I expected no less from you fans. You people should be cheering me on right now because I have some exciting news. You see, BTY is making matches in the CRF now and I am going to help manage things so that the matches are fair. Finally you fans will get to see what true professionals in this business can do in that ring.[/color]
(The fans begin to chant that BTY sucks and they boo some more.)
You see the reason I decided to take a management role is that I am helping our new boss with a small problem. Apparently Fighter-X-Y-Z-L-M-N-O-P still has some valid paying contracts for superstars who simply do not compete at all. Can you believe it? We have to come out here week after week and compete while they just sit at home and collect a paycheck? This is a slap in the face to each and every superstar here.
Now our new boss told me he cannot void these contracts so he asked me to see if I had any ideas. I came up with the "perfect" idea for what to do after reading the list of names. I told Draven we should make them work for a living. Seeing as how I beat Arc in 3 seconds I knew I could do the same thing to any of those people that were listed. So from here on out I have decided to open each and every show with a special match I call Jobber of the Week. [/color]
(Stan pulls out a sheet of paper that apparently has all the names listed.)
Each and every week I will pick a name from this list and I will face off against them. The only question left to answer is which one of these awful rejects should I start with. Let me see....[/color]
(Stan starts scanning over the listing, laughing at some of the names on it.)
Oh, here we go. This is the "perfect" person to start out with. After all, him and our old boss were really good buddies.[/color]
(Stan looks into the camera and laughs.)
So on Mayhem the Jobber of the Week Match will be myself versus.........Misfits......[/color]
(The crowd cheers and begins to chant for Misfits. Stan just laughs it off and finishes his announcement.)
Misfits, lets see if you can last any longer than Arc did. I will see you at Mayhem.[/color]
(Stan Hensen turns around and walks through the curtain and leaves the scene laughing.)
Oh this is going to be good. I can hardly wait.[/color]
TBC anyone
