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Post by Monster on Mar 6, 2009 16:28:14 GMT -5
The titantron comes on revealing the mysterious robed and hooded face of the person who controls Monster. You can make out just enough of his facial features to tell that he is smiling. He looks into the camera and speaks.
At Judgement you all bore witness to what my Monster is capable of. He destroyed the current harcore champion even though his friend tried to save him. Now this victory allows my Monster to choose the title match at Revolution. I am pleased to announce that my Monster has made his decision, as you can see.
The video screen switches to a shot of Monster. He is standing in front of a wooden table. He snarls and lets out a loud growl and then brings his fist down on the table with all his might. The table makes an incredibly loud sounding crash as it splits into several small pieces. Monster just stands there over the remains of the table, snarling. The screen switches back to his controller, who seems pleased.
Most certainly a wise choice indeed. All we have to do is send one clown through one table and we will win one title belt. Everything is finally falling into place.
The titantron cuts off to the sound of the controller laughing.
TBC Jester
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Nemesis
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Post by Nemesis on Mar 9, 2009 11:15:38 GMT -5
The sound of laughter comes over the speakers and the crowd turns to see Jester making an appearance. He is standing at the entrance ramp and is holding a table in his hands. The table has a bullseye painted right in the center. Jester leans the table against the wall and then speaks out.
Fe Fi Fo Fum, what has this big dummy done?[/color]
Jester laughs some more along with some of the fans.
Well it would seem that someone is in a bad mood tonight. You know what you need Dr Frankenstein? I think you need more fiber in your diet. You come on the screen all angry looking but I know what is really going on. You haven't had a bowel movement in a long time.[/color]
Jester starts groaning a little more and pretends he is having trouble.
Hey, maybe your Monster can help you out with your little problem. I got an idea. He could jump you from behind and growl like he always does. I have seen it scare the sh... oops.... out of many people.[/color]
Jester starts laughing again and then gets a more serious look on his face.
Just when I was starting to think that Monster was no fun at all you go and do this. A tables match sure sounds like an awful lot of fun to me. It has been so long since I have fought in a tables match. The thing I am going to enjoy is to watch your Monster as he tries to remove all the splinters from his backside after I put him right here.[/color]
Jester points to the bullseye that is painted on the table next to him.
Now that is something that will end up on youtube. [/color]
Jester points to one of the fans.
And youtube[/color]
Jester points to another fan
And youtube.....[/color]
Jester starts laughing again and then finishes his statement.
Oh this is going to be a riot. I can hardly wait. Maybe after I win we can all do...[/color]
Jester pauses and then the Monster Mash song begins to play. Jester starts dancing and laughing a moment and then leaves.
TBC Monster or end
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