Post by Nemesis on Apr 1, 2009 16:26:21 GMT -5
Grease Paint and Monkey Brains by White Zombie begins to play over the speakers. Jester comes out from backstage and walks down the aisle. He stops every so often to twitch his head and glance at some of the fans. Once he reaches the ring he stops and looks around for a microphone and sees one lying on the ground. He picks it up and heads in the ring and begins to speak.
"Testes...1...2"[/color]
The crowd cannot hear him speak at first and then the microphone makes a loud squeaking noise. Jester bangs it with his hand a few times and then it starts to work. Jester shouts into the microphone and his words come out very loud.
"Is this thing on? Hello?"[/color]
Some of the people hold their ears. Jester spots this and makes a joke about it.
"Hey if you guys hold your hands to your ears how are you going to hear me talk. "[/color]
Some of the fans start chanting "What?" and Jester laughs even more.
"Oh grow up. That gimmick was old back then and it isn't getting any funnier. If you want to see something really funny then you should see me doing the Monster Mash at Revolution. This should help some of you remember."[/color]
Jester holds up the hardcore title belt and starts dancing a little bit. After a few seconds he stops and laughs.
"I mashed him right through that table and retained this title belt. I'll bet Monster will be pulling splinters out of his large....um....backside.... for a long time now. hey Monster, I always knew you were a pain in the a......"[/color]
Jester starts laughing again.
"Now that I am finished with that distraction I have decided to shift my focus back to where it belongs, to Draven and his revolution. I've seen what has been going on and frankly, I am not amused. It is time for me to side with 3rd Dimension, Hardcore Uproar, and my fellow eXtinction members and take this federation back. So who wants to be the first one on my list?"[/color]
The crowd cheers and Jester waits to see if anyone will reply.
"Testes...1...2"[/color]
The crowd cannot hear him speak at first and then the microphone makes a loud squeaking noise. Jester bangs it with his hand a few times and then it starts to work. Jester shouts into the microphone and his words come out very loud.
"Is this thing on? Hello?"[/color]
Some of the people hold their ears. Jester spots this and makes a joke about it.
"Hey if you guys hold your hands to your ears how are you going to hear me talk. "[/color]
Some of the fans start chanting "What?" and Jester laughs even more.
"Oh grow up. That gimmick was old back then and it isn't getting any funnier. If you want to see something really funny then you should see me doing the Monster Mash at Revolution. This should help some of you remember."[/color]
Jester holds up the hardcore title belt and starts dancing a little bit. After a few seconds he stops and laughs.
"I mashed him right through that table and retained this title belt. I'll bet Monster will be pulling splinters out of his large....um....backside.... for a long time now. hey Monster, I always knew you were a pain in the a......"[/color]
Jester starts laughing again.
"Now that I am finished with that distraction I have decided to shift my focus back to where it belongs, to Draven and his revolution. I've seen what has been going on and frankly, I am not amused. It is time for me to side with 3rd Dimension, Hardcore Uproar, and my fellow eXtinction members and take this federation back. So who wants to be the first one on my list?"[/color]
The crowd cheers and Jester waits to see if anyone will reply.