Post by Le Biker on Apr 5, 2009 14:45:07 GMT -5
Television:Reports of a man running around dressed as a large, cartoony question mark have been reported.
Witness Account 1 (New York, New York): I saw him in my backyard, and he was peeing into my pool!
Witness Account 2 (Alberta, Ontario, Canada): This guy was big. And strong. I saw him, and he was bench pressing a bench. It was kind of weird...
Witness Account 3 (Austin, Texas): HE STOLE MY CAR! I asked him where the hell he thought he was going and his only reply was "See-are-eff." Whatever the hell that is...
Television: Other witnesses claim similar tales. Each person claimed that the man committed acts of destruction and vandalism while being caught, before running off, leaving only a word or two at most. So, in these good United States of America, everyone is asking... Just who IS the Mystery Man?
Witness Account 1 (New York, New York): I saw him in my backyard, and he was peeing into my pool!
Witness Account 2 (Alberta, Ontario, Canada): This guy was big. And strong. I saw him, and he was bench pressing a bench. It was kind of weird...
Witness Account 3 (Austin, Texas): HE STOLE MY CAR! I asked him where the hell he thought he was going and his only reply was "See-are-eff." Whatever the hell that is...
Television: Other witnesses claim similar tales. Each person claimed that the man committed acts of destruction and vandalism while being caught, before running off, leaving only a word or two at most. So, in these good United States of America, everyone is asking... Just who IS the Mystery Man?