Post by Stan "The Man" Hensen on Apr 6, 2009 23:54:17 GMT -5
(Stan Hensen's theme song starts to play and the fans begin to boo. One section begins chants for Smokey because of his win at Carnage. Stan ignores them and just stands at the entrance ramp holding his list of superstars.)
Oh please, Smokey is just like the rest of the superstars on my list here. He is a joke and a loser and is one of the reasons why the old CRF sucked so much. Just look at these names on this list.[/color]
(Stan opens the list and begins to read off some of the names. The fans cheer each time he mentions a name.)
Big Green Azz, Patriot, Arc, Rappier, Bloodfist, Smokey, Vulture... I could go on all night about how ridiculous this is. [/color]
(Stan folds the list up and shakes his head in disbelief.)
Now while the superstars on that list are ridiculous, there is something even more ridiculous going on. Can you people believe that one of the jobbers I have already beaten is demanding a rematch? This guy actually wants to fight me again even though I beat him in three seconds. What a joke.[/color]
(Stan pauses a moment and laughs to himself as he attempts to announce the name to the fans. It takes him three tries before he can finally reveal it.)
I am sure you fans have no idea who I am talking about. Well, just think for a minute. There is only one superstar in the CRF dumb enough to come back for seconds. That would be the dimmest bulb of them all, Rappier.[/color]
(The fans start to cheer but then remember the last time Stan did this. They start to boo him instead which only makes him smile more.)
I just want it to be known that I do not play favorites so I have accepted this challenge. So the Jobber of the Week at Mayhem will be myself vs Rappier, part 2. Maybe this time he will last a little longer than 3 seconds.
(Stan throws the list to the ground and heads backstage, laughing.)
Oh please, Smokey is just like the rest of the superstars on my list here. He is a joke and a loser and is one of the reasons why the old CRF sucked so much. Just look at these names on this list.[/color]
(Stan opens the list and begins to read off some of the names. The fans cheer each time he mentions a name.)
Big Green Azz, Patriot, Arc, Rappier, Bloodfist, Smokey, Vulture... I could go on all night about how ridiculous this is. [/color]
(Stan folds the list up and shakes his head in disbelief.)
Now while the superstars on that list are ridiculous, there is something even more ridiculous going on. Can you people believe that one of the jobbers I have already beaten is demanding a rematch? This guy actually wants to fight me again even though I beat him in three seconds. What a joke.[/color]
(Stan pauses a moment and laughs to himself as he attempts to announce the name to the fans. It takes him three tries before he can finally reveal it.)
I am sure you fans have no idea who I am talking about. Well, just think for a minute. There is only one superstar in the CRF dumb enough to come back for seconds. That would be the dimmest bulb of them all, Rappier.[/color]
(The fans start to cheer but then remember the last time Stan did this. They start to boo him instead which only makes him smile more.)
I just want it to be known that I do not play favorites so I have accepted this challenge. So the Jobber of the Week at Mayhem will be myself vs Rappier, part 2. Maybe this time he will last a little longer than 3 seconds.
(Stan throws the list to the ground and heads backstage, laughing.)
