Heating Up Of The Tag Team Division

[Poseidon]

The lights flicker, then come back on in a bright gold blare. "Comatose" by Skillet starts to play on the speaker system. Poseidon walks out from backstage from the left and Aries from the right. The stand on the stage looking out into the crowd. Poseidon and Aries face the ramp as golden arches of fire form in eight different places on the ramp. They walk under the arches down to ring side. After Poseidon and Aries walk under the last arch all of the arches burst with a golden aura. Aries steps up and walks into the ring. Poseidon takes a detour to slap hands with some fans at ring side on his way to the steel steps. Poseidon walks up the ramp and gets into the ring as Aries grabs two microphones. Aries hands one microphone to Poseidon as Poseidon starts to talk...

"What did you think of Armageddon?"

*The crowd cheers*

"Looks to me like the two of us took a beating to two members of BTY."

*Crowd cheers at the memory*

Aries nudges Poseidon...

"Oh yeah... Well ladies and gentlemen it seems that we still have Draven in command. Which, probably means that the two of us that took care of a couple of his minions won't be seeing titles any time soon."

*Crowd boos*

"But, on the other hand. I only know of three tag teams. Smokey and Booger... er... well beat us. But, I believe that at this pay per view that we have redeemed ourselves enough to see if we could get an official match. No, no. Not just a match. A number one contendership match for the CRF Tag Team Titles..."

*Crowd erupts with cheers*

"Now, ladies and gentlemen... Here comes the more difficult part. *sigh* here goes nothing..."

Poseidon turns to face the entrance ramp...

"Draven, I would like to make a request for a number one contendership match for the CRF Tag Team Titles. But, if you don't grant that to us, I understand that you are probably mad at the way we left the people we were put up against... But I believe that we at least deserve a shot."

*Crowd cheers in anticipation for Draven to arrive."

(((TBC by: Any tag team and Draven)))

[johnsmokeybones]

The crowd begins to cheer when Smokey's theme song starts. Smokey makes his way to the ring with a mike. As soon as he reaches the middle, he quiets the crowd.

Smokey: I know you're pretty excited about my last big announcement, but I have even more good news; not only for you, the fans, but for me an my new tag team partner.

Just then Boogers' entrance music starts playing and the crowd starts going nuts. As Booger struts up the ramp toward Smokey, he digs in his thong and pulls out a bag of chips. He starts munching on the chips and joins Smokey in the middle of the ring. Smokey looks at Booger with disgust, but continues to speak.

Smokey: Any way, what I was saying was that I think that Booger and I should have the rights to challenge for the tag team titles.

As soon as Smokey finished, Booger started choking on a chip. Just then the crowd gets very quiet and Booger finally let a gigantic burp. Smokey turns back to the crowd.

Smokey: Booger and I both agree, that we will get those tag team titles. He just told me that I was asking to nicely, so I'm promising you, the fans, that me and Booger will have those titles, even if we have to beat ever superstar here.

Smokey drops his mike and starts to leave when Booger lets one last burp. Then the two walk to the back of the ramp and disappear into the back. Stunded, the crowd starts cheering and taunting "Smokey and Booger, one has a bad temper and one has a bad appetite; but together they make a bad azz tag team".

TBC by: Any tag team and Draven&Booger