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Post by Minarin Warrior on Jul 22, 2009 13:33:29 GMT -5
Was waiting at the dentist when I came across this joke
A couple take their dog to the vet to check the dog's injured paw.
"Lift your paw" says the vet.
The dog does nothing.
"Doesn't your dog know that trick?" asked the vet.
"We have teenagers in the house" says the wife.
She goes over to the dog and says "Gimme five dude" and the dog lifts his paw.
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Post by Poseidon on Jul 22, 2009 14:03:47 GMT -5
I have one my girlfriend told me before she left for New Mexico...
There was this older married couple...
The wife was always having to yell at her husband because he never responded when she would say something to him. After months and months of yelling at him she got him an appointment to get his hearing checked. When he returned home later that afternoon she asked for the results. They came back as if he had perfect hearing. The next day she went up to the doctor that had seen her husband asking how he could possibly hear okay. The doctor told her that the next time he doesn't respond take a step closer and see when his hearing comes back. So she went home. She walked into the house to find her husband sitting on the couch reading the newspaper, so she decided to give it a try. She stood at the opening of the room and said, "Harold, is chicken okay for dinner tonight?" No response, so she took a step towards him and said, "Harold, is chicken okay for dinner tonight?" No response, so she took another step and yelled, "HAROLD! IS CHICKEN OKAY FOR DINNER TONIGHT?!" He instantly pulled the paper away from his face and shouted back, "YES! CHICKEN IS FINE, I'VE SAID IT THREE TIMES!!!"...
Tee Hee
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Post by Booger "The Sex Machine" on Jul 27, 2009 21:33:30 GMT -5
This is my new pet cat. I call him Pickles.  |
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Post by Baby Dogg on Jul 29, 2009 18:13:59 GMT -5
A friend's sister, Katie, decided once that she wanted to be known as KT. So her brother and I naturally mocked her decision with the following:
"What does KT stand for?" - "She hasn't got a chair."
"What's KT short for?" - "She hasn't got any legs."
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Post by Booger "The Sex Machine" on Jul 30, 2009 22:25:40 GMT -5
I had a 20 minute conversation with a plate of nachos once. I said to them nachos and they said darn straight.
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