Learning From A Loss

["Killa" Jay Combs]

Jay Combs is seen in the ring. He smiles a bit.

I know you all expect me to come out here moping about my loss to Heartbreaker. This is not the truth. I wanna commend Mr Breaker on pinning me. How many finishers did it take again? Anyway, I am here to make an open challenge to anyone in the back.

Jay waits to be answered.

TBC by Anyone

[Booger "The Sex Machine"]

I'm Too Sexy begins to play on the speakers as Booger comes out. He is holding a large drink cup in his stinnky fingers hand and some sort of strange looking sandwich in his other hand. He smacks his lips together and takes a big bite out of the sandwich. As he bites down on the sandwich some strange looking greenish sauce squirts down his chin and beard hairs. Booger takes another bite and sends some sauce and several pickles flying into the crowd.

Booger turns his attention to his drink. He tilts his head back and pours some thick, greenish, slime textured goop out of the glass and in his mouth. He spills some of the slime on the floor and then flashes a grin. His entire mouth is filled with a greenish slime which shows.


WOOO WEEE PICKLE TEA

Booger starts gyrating his hips and dancing as if he is sexy.

Oh yeah, thats the stuff. I am sure you are curious about why I am out here Mr Combs. Well, I wanted to share one of my secrets with you...

Booger turns his eyes and spots a very sexy looking woman out in the crowd. He just stands there, drooling a green slime out of the corner of his mouth. He fixes his gaze on her and then winks and attempts to blow a kiss at her. He ends up spitting the greenish slime liquid all over many of the fans. The fans scream in horror and the sexy lady runs off. Booger just grins proudly and comments.

See, it doesnt matter if you win or lose if you are a sexy beast. A SEXY BEAST LIKE ME. WOOO WEEE SEXY BEAST

Once again the crowd is forced to watch Booger shaking his hips wildly and gyrating in an obscene manner. Each time he gyrates his hips some of the drink shoots out of the cup and into the crowd. Booger finally remembers why he came out and stops. He takes another huge bite of his sandiwch and then talks to Killa Jay, spitting food everywhere as he talks.

Now Jay, I too am coming off of a loss and I know how hard it can be.

Booger grins and looks down at his thong and laughs.

HELLO. Oops. So what I have done is to go out and make one of my specialties...oh no...

Booger pauses a moment and then grabs his stomach. He drops his sandwich on the floor and spills his drink in the process. He glances at Jay a moment and warns.

This is gonna be bad. I'm talking some serious evolutionary stuff going on here. Survival of the fittest. GOOD HOOOOO

Booger lets loose with a very loud sounding fart and makes some horrible expressions of pain and agony on his face. As he continues to beef he gasps for air and talks to Jay.

NOW...OH GOODNESS...THATS A NEW ONE....OOH SQUISHY....MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS STINKY.....

Finally Booger finishes his ordeal and is able to compose himself. He looks back at Jay and finally gets to the point of why he came out here.

All I wanted to do was to offer you some of my specialty pickled pepper juicy meatloaf sandwich with a pickled pepper cucumber shake. It will help you get back to your winning ways in no time. Plus it always makes me feel better.

Booger picks the sandwich off of the floor and grabs the empty cup. He scoops some of the green liquid off the floor and into the cup as well. He then walks to the ring and holds it out to Jay.

So how about it?

["Killa" Jay Combs]

Jay glares at Booger as he gives a foul look.

I am a Hollywood favorite. I don't eat pickles. The only green stuff I care about has a picture of Benjamin Franklin on it. I'll tell you what I will do. Me and you will team together for one night only and I want to face off with any two members of BTY. That way for one night only, the girls will actually be squealing for you.

He winks at a girl in the front row who squeals loudly.

Well they actually will be squealing for me but hey it is always fun to pretend right.

Jay begins walking up the ramp but he is stopped.

TBC by Booger, BTY, or Draven

[Draven]

Draven's theme starts playing over the speakers. The crowd begins to boo as he comes out and stands on the stage. He looks at the mess on the floor that Booger left and tries not to vomit. He gets angry over this and looks at the two men in the ring.

You are the most vile, disgusting, ugly, gross, horrible slob that ever existed. I do not see why the former boss ever tolerated comeone like you, Killa Jay Combs.[/color]

Draven looks over at Booger and grins.

And you Booger, you're not much better. [/color]

Draven laughs.

Now one thing you guys are forgetting is that BTY makes their own rules and their own matches. IF they decide to come out here and agree to the match then good for you. You guys will get to lose two weeks in a row. If not then I will step in and let you guys fight it out to see who the biggest loser in the CRF really is.[/color]

Draven points to Killa Jay Combs.

As if we don't already know the answer to that one.[/color][/b]

TBC BTY, Booger, or Killa Jay Combs