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Post by Heartbreaker on Aug 24, 2009 14:16:45 GMT -5
*BTY is seen in their locker room watching CRF on a large screen TV. The nWo announcement (see earlier promo) comes on and plays on the TV. When it ends all the members of BTY look at each other for a minute and then bust out laughing.*
"Oh no what will we ever do? Vanilla Gay made a friend. "
*The group continues laughing.*
"You know I cannot think of anyone out there dumb enough to be friends with Mr Gay except maybe his mom. Or maybe that other thing walking around here. You know, the one who has the hardcore title. Barbie something or other?"
*Stan and Boris give Heartbreaker strange looks as if they have no idea what he is talking about.*
"You know who I mean. Barbie dog or baby doll or boobie hatch... Uh, the really strange person who plays a chick on TV?"
*Stan and Boris continue to pretend they have no idea who Heartbreaker is talking about. Finally Heartbreaker shrugs his shoulders and chuckles.*
"Something like that. Anyway, it seems Vanilla Gay is planning to bring back the nwo. Whatever will we do now?"
*Heartbreaker makes a face and pretends as if he is scared. Stan and Boris continue to look at him as if they have no idea who he is talking about.*
"Oh come on guys, you remember, the guys who N.ever W.on O.ne. You know what, nevermind."
*Heartbreaker reaches on the table in front of him and grabs a handful of pretzels from a bowl. He leans back and begins to snack on them.*
TBC BTY or Killa Jay or Baby Dogg
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Post by Stan "The Man" Hensen on Aug 24, 2009 22:20:39 GMT -5
(Stan Hensen looks at Heartbreaker and still seems a bit confused. He scratches his head a minute and then smiles.)
I think I remember those guys now. Didn't the CRF have some agreement with them to clean the toilets? Oh wait, no, I remember now. I think they are the ones responsible for helping bizarro baby doll put on all its makeup.
(Stan pauses for a moment and shakes his head no.)
No, I don't think that is it either. Ah well, it is not like they were ever anything important around here. So frankly who really cares?
(Stan shouts out for one of the pretty ladies nearby to go bring him another drink.)
TBC BTY/Baby Dogg/Killa Jay
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Post by "Killa" Jay Combs on Aug 24, 2009 23:37:09 GMT -5
The nWo theme hits the PA system as "Killa" Jay Combs comes out. He stands on the ramp and looks into the ring.
Look, it's BTY, aka Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
The fans chant "nWo. nWo."
Heartbreaker, I have more important things on my mind than pinning you again. I have the Traditional Championship in my sights. I will fight you... on my terms. First, I win the Traditional Title. Then, on Carnage, BTY vs the nWo and a partner to be announced. What you say?
Jay pauses as the nWo chants get louder.
TBC by BTY/Baby Dogg/Gary Phoenix
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Post by Gary Phoenix on Aug 25, 2009 21:43:11 GMT -5
(Suddenly, without his theme music even playing, Gary Phoenix walks out, and stands alongside "Killa" Jay Combs)
Finally, Killa, I get to see you, and personally answer your challenge. Now I remember you saying that you dominated the match, and that may be true, but last time I checked, Boris Magnum is the number 1 contender, and I pinned him to officially win us the match. Now what im saying is not that I deserve more credit than you, but that even with you added into the match, the ending of the match at Takedown will be the same, except I dont know who will be pinned, you or Boris Magnum. I have alot of respect for you, and I think you do indeed deserve a shot, so like you asked, it will be triple threat match at Takedown.
(The crowd cheers loudly, as Gary shows once again that he wont back down from challenge)
As a champion, I could have said no to you, and took the easy way out, which would be me and Boris one on one. But if you havnt noticed it yet, I never say no to a challenge, and I dont plan on starting now, and plus, like these fans, I like and respect you. I come from eXtinction, and you come from nWo, but thats ok, because though we come from seperate stables, for the most part we share common enemies, like those idiots in the back, what did you call them? Oh yeah, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. In that match, we beat the heck out of Heartbreaker, and he is still standing, running his mouth. So what we did wasnt good enough.
(Gary Phoenix looks up at the titantron)
Heartbreaker, BTY, we arent finished with you yet, not until you learn to keep your mouths shut. I mean, me, Poisedon, and "Killa" Jay Combs beat all of you, and none of us were eliminated. Yes, you guys did the same to eXtinction in a 6 man match not too long ago, and I will eventually prove in the future that was a fluke. Like I said before, you guys stand in the way of me and Draven, who I still deserve a rematch against. I shall make examples out of each and every one of you.
TBC: "Killa" Jay Combs, BTY, Baby Dogg
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Post by Boris Magnum on Aug 26, 2009 2:54:41 GMT -5
BTY come out to the ring and enter it now all 5 men are standing in the ring staring each other down.
"Look at this, Vannila Gay and Gay Phoenix are here saying they are better than us boys. I guess they forgot we are Better Than Them."
The crowd boos Boris for his corny diss. But he continues.
"Jay I dont know what you think your doing here. No one wants you, the fans dont want you here, we dont and hell not even your mama wants you here but then again she never did like you very much."
The fans start booing even louder as Jay gets angry but Boris just chuckles along with BTY.
"Gary umm I think we beat you to much in that match cuz you happen to forget that Gay Blue got eliminated first after I pinned him. You see you won one match wow. Now how many does make it here? 8 wins? no wait 9 right? yeah 9. I like you idea of a triple threat match. But only one match will make this right. So how about a we make it a Ladder Match to see who really wants this title the most. I like that, I get to beat you two up and I get to grab my title too."
The fans explode with cheers for the match up.
"OH and Jake once again Im warning you. Watch your back, Eric never played fair and never trust a man like Ice. Remember BTY still has your back. Beat Eric Omega once and for all, humiliate him. Make him regret coming back."
The fans boo him over and over again.
"Gary, Gay Jay. Im looking forward to beating your asses at Takedown."
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