Post by Booger "The Sex Machine" on Aug 27, 2009 21:14:31 GMT -5
Booger is in the back of the arena in an employee break room sitting in a chair. He is watching the TV as the various promos are coming on. In front of him is a box of donuts and a large glass filled with a brownish liquid. Booger opens the box of donuts and stares at them for a moment.
WOO WEE. Now we're talking about it. They put the sugar glaze and the honey sprinkles and the chocolate icing. Wait a minute, I need to make sure they put in the creamy filling.
Booger slams his head directly into the box of donuts. The audience can hear a smacking, slurping, and generally gross munching sound. Bits of donuts and sprinkles fly everywhere as Booger continues eating. Suddenly he stops and pulls his head out of the box. His entire face is littered with icing, donut sprinkles, and other food particles. The sprinkles are littered in his beard hairs much in the same way lights are hung on a Christmas tree. Booger grins widely and stares at the glass of brown liquid.
Oh yeah I almost forgot the most important ingredient. Come here you sexy gravy.
Booger winks at his reflection in the glass container when suddenly Baby Dogg's promo comes on TV. He watches her standing in the ring explaining how she is disgusted by everyone in the CRF. Booger stares at her a while and nods his head in approval.
That sexy babe is right. The CRF has a lot of people who disgust me too. Is it no wonder that all the ladies keep getting scared off? If it wasnt for me being around here there would NEVER be any ladies.
Booger raises the glass of gravy up to the TV as if he is about to toast Baby Dogg.
Here here.
Booger takes the glass of gravy and pours it all over the remaining donuts that were left in the box. He then brings the box right up to his mouth and tilts his head back. Donut bits, sprinkles, and gravy go sliding into his mouth and down his chin. Booger continues to drink the sloppy mess until no more is left. He then turns back and looks at the TV once more.
Dont you worry nothing darlin. This sexy beast will keep an eye out for you. I will make sure none of these disgusting slobs get anywhere near you. Oh no.
Booger grabs his chest and winces in pain. He bends over and looks at the mess he has made and smiles.
Hey I missed a spot. Gahh!!!
Booger grabs his chest and then lets out a loud sounding fart. The result of the move sends him crasing forward into the table and he lands on the empty donut box. The table cannot hold his weight and it collapses under the pressure. Booger looks up at the camera and shouts.
SEXY BEAST!!!!
The camera fades as Booger starts to get up from the floor and then farts one more time for good measure.
WOO WEE. Now we're talking about it. They put the sugar glaze and the honey sprinkles and the chocolate icing. Wait a minute, I need to make sure they put in the creamy filling.
Booger slams his head directly into the box of donuts. The audience can hear a smacking, slurping, and generally gross munching sound. Bits of donuts and sprinkles fly everywhere as Booger continues eating. Suddenly he stops and pulls his head out of the box. His entire face is littered with icing, donut sprinkles, and other food particles. The sprinkles are littered in his beard hairs much in the same way lights are hung on a Christmas tree. Booger grins widely and stares at the glass of brown liquid.
Oh yeah I almost forgot the most important ingredient. Come here you sexy gravy.
Booger winks at his reflection in the glass container when suddenly Baby Dogg's promo comes on TV. He watches her standing in the ring explaining how she is disgusted by everyone in the CRF. Booger stares at her a while and nods his head in approval.
That sexy babe is right. The CRF has a lot of people who disgust me too. Is it no wonder that all the ladies keep getting scared off? If it wasnt for me being around here there would NEVER be any ladies.
Booger raises the glass of gravy up to the TV as if he is about to toast Baby Dogg.
Here here.
Booger takes the glass of gravy and pours it all over the remaining donuts that were left in the box. He then brings the box right up to his mouth and tilts his head back. Donut bits, sprinkles, and gravy go sliding into his mouth and down his chin. Booger continues to drink the sloppy mess until no more is left. He then turns back and looks at the TV once more.
Dont you worry nothing darlin. This sexy beast will keep an eye out for you. I will make sure none of these disgusting slobs get anywhere near you. Oh no.
Booger grabs his chest and winces in pain. He bends over and looks at the mess he has made and smiles.
Hey I missed a spot. Gahh!!!
Booger grabs his chest and then lets out a loud sounding fart. The result of the move sends him crasing forward into the table and he lands on the empty donut box. The table cannot hold his weight and it collapses under the pressure. Booger looks up at the camera and shouts.
SEXY BEAST!!!!
The camera fades as Booger starts to get up from the floor and then farts one more time for good measure.
