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Post by Stan "The Man" Hensen on Sept 1, 2009 18:22:32 GMT -5
(Stan Hensen is seen in the BTY locker room but this time he is all alone. He is standing up across from the couch where BTY normally sits and comments on other superstars. He looks at the couch a moment and shakes his head.)
I wonder where Boris and Heartbreaker are right now?
(Stan heads to the couch and sits down. He picks up a remote control and turns on the TV. He watches as the nWo makes some announcements about a new member and then laughs.)
Some things never change around here. There he goes again, trying to make himself seem important. All he did was get in the way and cost Boris the title. Lets face it even Gary Penisomething is better than Vanilla Gay. Now that I think about it, Boris is right, Draven did drop the ball here. I think it is time to get everyone together and discuss our next move. Regardless of what anyone thinks, we still run this place. This Royal Rumble just might be what we needed.
(Stan picks up a cell phone and begins to dial his fellow BTY members.)
TBC BTY
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Post by Boris Magnum on Sept 1, 2009 23:06:58 GMT -5
Boris walks in holding a big stick of cotton candy.
"Dude did you know they have cotton here? Why did no one tell me that? I was walking through hallways after you called me and saw this kid holding some cotton candy, so I took it from him HA. Its some good stuff man."
Boris starts eating it and is making noises like he is having a "O". Stan is lookin at him with a weird WTF? face.
"So we have to figure out what to do now. Draven screwed us over, and now we have this rumble coming up. We have to figure out a way to win it or something. What do you think we should do about this whole CRF tear now?"
Boris continues eating the cotton candy and in a few seconds he has eaten it all and tosses the cone at Stan and laughs, then Stan starts chasing him around with it.
TBC BTY
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Post by Heartbreaker on Sept 3, 2009 17:05:18 GMT -5
*Heartbreaker interrupts the others as he comes in the room.*
"Man there is some kid outside just crying his eyes out. I wonder if he found out that Vanilla Gay is his daddy or something."
*All three of them bust out laughing.*
"Oh wait, maybe that is the mystery person that the N.ever W.on O.ne keeps referring to. "
*Heartbreaker changes the topic to Takedown and Draven for a moment.*
"You know I am also starting to doubt Draven a bit. Why in the world would he even allow Vanilla Gay to stick his nose in your match against Gary Penisomething? Vanilla Gay has done nothing to earn a title shot. That was a mistake for sure."
*Heartbreaker decides to talk about the royal rumble next.*
"Then there is this whole royal rumble thing. Instead of giving me and Stan another chance at the tag titles he once again allows other people to meddle in BTY business. It just may be time for us to remind him who really runs things around here."
*Heartbreaker sees the discarded cotton candy stick on the floor and laughs.*
"Just more proof that the CRF is rapidly turning into a circus. What's next, a bunch of ugly mimes and clowns?"
*Stan sends Heartbreaker a text message. Heartbreaker laughs and then comments.*
"Oops, too late. I forgot about Bizarro Barbie Doll, the guy who plays a chick on TV."
*All three members start laughing again as Heartbreaker sits down.*
TBC BTY
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