Post by Booger "The Sex Machine" on Sept 3, 2009 13:25:02 GMT -5
The camera is focused on the door to the men's room. A loud flushing sound can be heard from inside followed by an all to familiar voice.
WOO WEE I dont care how much spray they use in here this bathroom will never smell the same after that one. So long corn beef hash it was fun while it lasted.
After the flush the bathroom is silent but there is no sound of running water (i.e. - no washing of the hands). The door to the men's room swings open and out comes Booger with a goofy grin on his face. Somehow he has managed to get several pieces of toilet paper lodged between his toes.
You know every time I come out of here I always have sinus troubles. Darn these things.
Booger thrusts his finger deep inside his nose and begins to pick it. He makes several funny faces and then finally pulls his finger out. He holds up his discovery so the camera can see it and then he grins.
SWEET HEEBEE GEEBEES, thats a color I havent seen in years. I am definitely keeping you for later.
Booger looks side to side to see if anyone is around. Seeing that no one is there he grins and reaches his hand around to his backside. He places his discovery somewhere back there and smiles.
Suddenly he makes a strange face and wrinkles his nose. He sneezes out loud without covering his mouth and sends particles of unknown origin flying everywhere. A nearby wall is completely soaked and Booger has some mucus running down his nose and into his beard. Booger then makes a funny face and remarks.
That wall smells like a dead skunk wrapped in rotten tuna fish. Someone should do something about it. The ladies around here might smell that and think it was coming from me.
Booger laughs to himself.
As if that could happen. One look at me and they will instantly fall in love. After all, I am the SEXY BEAST!!!!!
Booger starts to dance and gyrate his hips in a futile attempt to be sexy.
WOOO YEAH!!!! SEXY BEAST!!!!
Suddenly it appears as if the camera is falling down and backwards. A second camera turns on and is focused on the first camera man. The first camera man is lying on the ground holding his nose and trying not to gag. Booger completely ignores this and walks off.
Boogermania sure does have a strange effect on some people.
Booger heads off down the hall to go get ready for the royal rumble. As he does the second camera man zooms in on his backside and you can just barely see a strange looking colored dot shape stuck to his right cheek. Booger shouts out one more time.
SEXY BEAST!!!!
WOO WEE I dont care how much spray they use in here this bathroom will never smell the same after that one. So long corn beef hash it was fun while it lasted.
After the flush the bathroom is silent but there is no sound of running water (i.e. - no washing of the hands). The door to the men's room swings open and out comes Booger with a goofy grin on his face. Somehow he has managed to get several pieces of toilet paper lodged between his toes.
You know every time I come out of here I always have sinus troubles. Darn these things.
Booger thrusts his finger deep inside his nose and begins to pick it. He makes several funny faces and then finally pulls his finger out. He holds up his discovery so the camera can see it and then he grins.
SWEET HEEBEE GEEBEES, thats a color I havent seen in years. I am definitely keeping you for later.
Booger looks side to side to see if anyone is around. Seeing that no one is there he grins and reaches his hand around to his backside. He places his discovery somewhere back there and smiles.
Suddenly he makes a strange face and wrinkles his nose. He sneezes out loud without covering his mouth and sends particles of unknown origin flying everywhere. A nearby wall is completely soaked and Booger has some mucus running down his nose and into his beard. Booger then makes a funny face and remarks.
That wall smells like a dead skunk wrapped in rotten tuna fish. Someone should do something about it. The ladies around here might smell that and think it was coming from me.
Booger laughs to himself.
As if that could happen. One look at me and they will instantly fall in love. After all, I am the SEXY BEAST!!!!!
Booger starts to dance and gyrate his hips in a futile attempt to be sexy.
WOOO YEAH!!!! SEXY BEAST!!!!
Suddenly it appears as if the camera is falling down and backwards. A second camera turns on and is focused on the first camera man. The first camera man is lying on the ground holding his nose and trying not to gag. Booger completely ignores this and walks off.
Boogermania sure does have a strange effect on some people.
Booger heads off down the hall to go get ready for the royal rumble. As he does the second camera man zooms in on his backside and you can just barely see a strange looking colored dot shape stuck to his right cheek. Booger shouts out one more time.
SEXY BEAST!!!!