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Post by "Killa" Jay Combs on Oct 14, 2009 2:41:10 GMT -5
The following message was paid for by the nWo.
We see Vince, the Shamwow guy. He is wearing an nWo shirt.
Hey. It's Vince with nWo. Have you ever been sitting at home watching some second rate wrestling and wondered "What the hell is this?" No more. nWo proudly presents "Killa" Jay Combs, the greatest wrestler in history.
We see "Killa" Jay's picture on a box beside Vince.
That's right. The man who has beaten the best of the best. He has traveled the globe and is a multi time world champion. Say Hello to your next CRF Traditional Champion.
With that "Killa" Jay Combs steps out from behind the curtain as the obviously fake chants of "nWo" echo throughout the sound stage. Vince looks up at "Killa"
"Killa" could you come down here so you are on my level?
"Killa" smiles wider.
Why don't you come up here Vince?
Vince chuckles, in that pitchman laugh.
Now, "Killa", how you suppose I should do that?
Jay smiles wider.
Using this.
A steel cage magically appears around Vince.
Whoa. A real steel cage.
Vince climbs up. He looks "Killa" in the face.
Why a steel cage you ask?
"Killa" raises his hand.
Oh, I know the answer Mr Slap Chop.
Vince gives an evil look at Jay.
I'm kidding, Scamnow.
The crowd laughs as Vince looks out at them.
You will all love my nuts.
The crowd laughs. As an announcer speaks.
That is "Killa" Jay Combs vs Gary Phoenix in a steel cage match only on Judgment. That is if Gary is not a little beeotch and accepts the damn challenge. So if you think Gary will win this match, go love Vince's nuts some more and it is guaranteed to change your mind. So, Gary, you wanna face Jay and put the title up on Judgment or is your punk butt scared?
With that the scene fades.
TBC by Gary Phoenix
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Post by Jake Jones on Oct 15, 2009 22:59:31 GMT -5
(Jake Jones is watching the NWO announcement backstage and shaking his head in disagreement with the whole thing. Jake Jones actually pulls out a pen and starts drawing a moustach on Killa Jay on the T.V.)
Jake Jones: I Hope some Shamwow can Erase this mark and his picture from My Television Screen cause if it doesn't. I'll stick to a rag and some Trix Double Action.
(Jake Jones Changes the channel and starts watching The Jake Jones Era DVD.)
Jake Jones: This DVD is almost complete, Just need to add the part where I Beat Eric Omega in my rematch for the title.
(The scene then changes.)[/b]
TBC from Gary or Killa
OOC: sorry killa, You set me up!
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Post by Gary Phoenix on Oct 20, 2009 19:16:32 GMT -5
(Gary Phoenix appears on the titantron, but not only the tron, but all of the TVs in the arena, so "Killa" Jay Combs can see him)
Killa, Killa, Killa. We would make a great alliance, we proved that last Sunday when we beat two other teams in a triple threat tag team ladder match. And they werent just any other tag teams, they were Boris Magnum and Jake Jones, and Ice and Eric Omega, some of the top superstars in the CRF. But an alliance between me and you dosnt matter to you. Your in nWo, and im in eXtinction. The only thing that matters to you is this right here.
(Gary lifts up the Traditional championship onto his shoulder)
The CRF Traditional championship, a title that means so much more now that the CRF has few titles. Although I want to use this title as a stepping stone to the CRF World title, I still hold the accomplishment of winning this title in high regards. Pretty soon, well actually, theres nothing soon about it, because I dont plan on losing this title anytime soon, but in the future Jay, you could very well hold this championship... While I hold the CRF World title. I have never had a one on one opportunity at that title, and where this ties in to this subject is that I will hold the CRF Traditional title for so long that Draven will have no choice but to grant me a World title shot. I am gonna be breaking records, I can guarantee that much.
(Some fans begin to cheer, and Gary continues speaking)
When I say im gonna be breaking records, I dont just mean by not defending my championship, I mean by putting it on the line every chance I get. So "Killa" Jay Combs, your on for Judgement... Whether or not its for my championship is up to Draven. If I had my choice, it would be. But if he decides to not make it for my title, there is a PPV after Judgement, and the Traditional championship will be on the line then, I promise. I have been looking forward to a one on one match with you, because it has yet to happen. I know you probably dont like me, but I have no problem with your attitude, you may be a little cocky and what not, but compared to some of the other wrestlers around here, your not too bad. As far as your wrestling ability goes, your also skilled in that category. Your probably one of the greatest wrestlers ive ever been in the ring with. I have been on a roll lately, you have been doing pretty good yourself, so I must say I look forward to Judgement. Me and you, its gonna be one hell of a match.
(Gary smiles)
Jake, that was probably the most random thing I ever heard. I may not like you, but you can be funny sometimes, even though you arent even trying to be.
TBC: "Killa" Jay Combs or Jake Jones
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