3D, eXtinction and Jake, oh my! WARNING: SPOILERS

[Baby Dogg]

F'reals, please don't read until you've seen the Rumble matches. I mean it

Dan Mann, The Jobsworthy One
He’s out! Aries is out!

Guy Incognito, The Kinda Sarky One
Hope he doesn’t land badly… you see what I did there?

The fans continue cheering as the four remaining participants all stare down.

Dan Mann, The Jobsworthy One
What a combination this is for our final four! World Champion Eric Omega, his partner-turned-rival-turned-possible-partner-again Ice, Hardcore Champion Baby Dogg, and CRF Legend Magician!

Guy Incognito, The Kinda Sarky One
Don’t forget that it’s not that long since Magic & Ice defeated Eric & Baby Dogg in tag team action! And now those same four are here in the ring!

Dan Mann, The Jobsworthy One
But in a situation like this, with a shot at Jake Jones on the line – and you can bet your last dollar that whatever differences these four have, they all hate Jake Jones with a passion – there’s no room for allegiances!

While Baby Dogg and Ice brawl on one side of the ring, Magic and Eric duke it out on the other. Lots of big moves from every competitor as everything is at stake. The fans are mental as the rumble continues… until Magic whips Eric Omega right over the top rope!

Guy Incognito, The Kinda Sarky One
He’s gone! The World Champion is gone! Magic just eliminated Eric Omega!

Dan Mann, The Jobsworthy One
And we are down to three!

Baby Dogg whips Ice over the top, but he skins the cat and before she can capitalise, Magic has tossed her over to the far corner. The fight continues with all three picking their spots against each other carefully, no alliances being formed for more than a couple of seconds at a time. At one point, Baby Dogg goes to the top turnbuckle.

Dan Mann, The Jobsworthy One
Risky move from the Hardcore Champion! She’s one push from being eliminated...

Guy Incognito, The Kinda Sarky One
But that's what it takes, Broadcasting Partner! You don't win a big match like this by being a wallflower!

She sails off… into a side thrust kick from Magic, taking her right out of the air! The crowd cheer Magic on until Ice jumps him from behind… but Magic rolls through and send Ice over the top!

Dan Mann, The Jobsworthy One
Down to two! Down to two! This is it – either Magician or Baby Dogg will go on to face Jake Jones with the Tag Team Championship at stake!

Guy Incognito, The Kinda Sarky One
And these two have been taking plenty of potshots at each other over the last few weeks, ever since Baby Dogg superkicked Magician in the middle of the ring! It all comes down to this: which of them will get the chance to get even with Jake Jones?

The brawl goes on… the two seem fairly evenly matched. At one point Magic deposits her over the rope and nails her with a kick to the face, yet she somehow manages to hang on! It seems like neither can do anything to get the other over… finally he begins to ground her with a series of holds and throws. But she gets in fist to the stomach, then a fast flurry of kicks and sends him over!

Guy Incognito, The Kinda Sarky One
This is it!

No! He clings on. She begins pushing on his hands and shoulders, trying to force him to break his grip, to no avail. They both strain. Sweat drips from his face, splashing on the ringside mats below him. It runs down her face too, streaking her war paint. The struggle continues… until Magic finally manages to swing down and under the bottom rope, pulling the top rope down as he does! Baby Dogg is lifted off her feet and he quickly pushes her to ringside.

Dan Mann, The Jobsworthy One
He’s done it! Magic has done it! Magic is going to challenge Jake Jones!

Magic's theme hits as he crosses to the centre of the ring, exhausted but triumphant, and sinks to his knees. The fans cheer on their hero.

The fans are on edge after being treated to highlights of the first Charity Rumble match. Suddenly...

"I think it's time to discuss your, uh, philosophy of drug use as it relates to artistic endeavour..."

To the now-standard mixture of people booing her and cheering her, Baby Dogg makes her way out, mic in her hand and championship belt strapped around her waist.

She makes her way down to the ring where she addresses the fans.

"So close... so close! Ye win some, ye lose some, aye... but damn, what a mix of emotions. Ta be the last one eliminated means ye did so much better'n everyone else... yet the failure is so much worse. Aye well. At the end o' the day, I still did better'n twenty-eight other people. Maybe second wins no prizes but it's still plenty good."

Her outlook on this draws a fresh chorus of cheers and boos, as some applaud her sporting nature while others deride her lack of ambition.

"Magic... well played, that was a hell of a battle, I think fer both of us. You an' me may no' see eye-to-eye on many things, but I still wanna shake yer damn hand fer that one. eXtinction... I wish you the very best against Draven, against Nail, against Jake an' Monster. I hope you win many battles, even if I hope both sides lose the war. But I got lots else tae talk about, so nae time fer dwellin' on it. Number one, Jake Jones... you respect me? Well good, I guess. An' I'm glad you've seen where I'm comin' from... that Draven is daein' this company no good. But ye're right in sayin' we ain't friends. Am I supposed ta ferget a few months ago, ye were sayin' how women have no right ta be in the same ring as men? Even when I beat yer arse in the middle o' the ring, one on one? Only see, this woman right outlasted every damn person in this company on Sunday, tae end up down tae the wire wi' Magic. Oh an' this woman is still also the longest reignin' Hardcore Champion in CRF history. Know who one o' the folks I've beaten in this reign is? Why, none other'n Jake's beloved tag team partner, Vayne. But I guess 'cause I'm female it was just a fluke, just like when I beat Jake..."

She pauses, pacing slightly.

"As fer Third Dimension... Lee, I never said I dinnae like you. Hell, I don't even know you. Ye're right, that was a hell of a match we had the other week, an' any time ye want round two, that's cool by me. An' Poseidon... thanks fer the offer. It's nice ta know people are listenin'. Same goes fer Booger. But I gotta know... the offers of help from Poseidon, an' from Booger... would you still be offerin' em if I was male? Because no offence... but if you're actin' out of chivalry an' feelin' the desire tae protect a woman... well then I dinnae want that help. My gender is as irrelevant in the ring as my skin tone or nationality, in terms of ability. An' any man who thinks women are precious an' fragile, well, that's as bad as any man who thinks women should be at home cookin' an cleanin' an' fer that matter, any woman who uses her gender ta get ahead. Ye cannae pick an' mix on equality."

This draws more mixed heat... noticeably more of the cheers are female, and more of the boos are male.

"Goin' back tae the earlier issue... do I dislike you, 3D? No. But I honestly cannae say I respect what ye stand for. Ye fight these minor battles, an' expect ta get somewhere? All in the name of some intrinsic good? An' Draven is supposed ta care? Ye're thorns in his side, nothin' more, guys. The world is a cold place, good is a subjective term, an' ta the guys wi' the power like Draven, people who champion some kind of fake morality like you do are just nuisances, nothin' more. Ye spent how damn long lobbyin' fer Minarin ta get his rematch? Like, bloody forever. An' when Draven finally got sick o' the whinin', what happened? He won. Duh. He was always gonna. No' because he's a better fighter than Minarin. He's no'. But because he stacks the deck. He schemes. He's smart. That's why I dinnae respect ye, 3D. I mean hell, I'm loathe tae cheat in the ring. That's fair dos, I think we both understand that if ye lower yersel' ta be like yer opponent, then ye're no better'n they are. But this idea that 'might makes right' or that if ye fight long an' hard enough, ye'll change the world... well... sadly, it just ain't true. Sorry."

This one gets more boos. She shrugs and pauses, her expression saying "You might not like it, but I'm correct."

"Oh an' Poseidon, if you want a shot at the Hardcore Championship, ye dinnae have tae butter ays up. Like I said, I'll defend against anyone who wants a crack. Ye might have to convince Draven o' what ye've done tae earn it, but that's no' ma problem. Ye get the go-ahead, I'm ready."

She switches to an exaggerated look of deep thought.

"I think... was there somethin' else?... no, that was it. Oh wait! No! Aye! That's it."

She gesticulates madly with theatrical shock and relief.

"I mind now. Nail. Nail, Harry an' the Rampant Rabbit. You guys said ye were gonnae came at ays wi' yer big scwawy wetwibution-" -she says this in a mocking, childlike tone- "-Well... where is it? I'm a busy woman, boys. It's been weeks now. I cannae wait around on whatever pathetic attempt at vengeance you guys think ye're gonnae enact. Ye gonnae bloody do some'n or no?"

She laughs at this. A lot of the crowd cheer her defiance and mocking of Hardcore Uproar, while some are shocked or boo her reckless impudence. She shrugs it off and waits to see if anyone has anything to say to her.



TBC anyone

[Poseidon]

'Hero' by Skillet starts to play as Poseidon starts to make his way down the ramp, slapping hands as he goes. When he gets to ring side he grabs a microphone, slides into the ring, and waits for the crowd to die down before raising his microphone...

"Now, Baby Dogg don't get me wrong, I am a chivalrous kind of guy, but that was not the means of me backing you up. Personally, I wouldn't care if you were a big buff guy named Steve, trying to fight somebody three on one does not fly in my book."

Poseidon then reflects on what Baby Dogg had mentioned about 3rd Dimension...

"Well I do understand where that is coming from. I am trying to give myself a push for the traditional championship so I can begin to raise myself up to the top. I thought I could raise myself up through the tag team division but, after Aries started acting funny and we lost our tag team title match, I saw the door slam shut. So I am trying to build my way up. Also, I figured if I had the longest reigning Hardcore Champion on my side, it might make the opposition a little easier."

Poseidon then takes a reflective moment to gather his thoughts about his Hardcore Challenge...

"As I told you earlier, I am trying to build myself up to the top. The top two championships in this business are the Hardcore Title and the CRF World Title. Unfortunately, I don't think that I'm ready for those challenges yet, but I was hoping that when I am and if you're still champion, if you would be interested in a match sometime."

Poseidon then waits on a response... [/b][/i]

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones walks out with a grin as all the fans boo Jake Jones for betraying them once again. Jake Jones stands there with the microphone in his hand, clapping with a grin on his face as they boo him even more. He Turns his head to the ring and looks at them, Analysising the situation and then speaks.)

Jake Jones: Bravo. Bravo. You Crazy People, Thought I would Defend these titles by myself. Im a realistic Man, a smart man, I See a opportunity and I Go For it. Monster wasn't quite like that, thoe. Me and Monster Had plans to Join Up and make a stable called the Dominate 3 With Vayne, But then Vayne got injuried and Me and My Monsters plans got a bit screwy. I Had alot on my plate and I apologise to Monsters handler for holding out for so long. But when the time is right, I Said, Monster will be a Monster Again. A Dominate Monster. Im Sick of seeing the biggest man, The Biggest Machine, Demoted to open match status. A Monster deserves the Best in Championship Rasslin. A Monster deserves Thanks and Gratitude. I Belive people don't respect him as much as They Should. He Held the Tag Titles By Himself For god sakes, Wheres his world title shot, Draven.

(Jake Jones Walks down the Ramp as he speaks.)

Jake Jones: Nope, He Doesn't have one and You know why that Is, Its because he's quiet, He's shy to tell you people how he really feels. He's a Gentle Giant in my mind. I Belive The Monster that he is, IS Ready to hold the gold once again. I Belive the Monster will be If I Fail, The Next CRF World Champion. No Doubt about it.

(Jake Jones Looks at Baby Dogg and shakes his head.)

Jake Jones: You Know how strong the Monster is, Don't you. Your not going to be stupid enough to stand in his way, Are you. My Monster is Dominate and He is Ruff Tuff and Mean. And How I Compare him to vayne is, He's a Champion Of Champions same as Vayne was but Vayne wasn't as strong or as big as The Monster in My Opinion. Vayne is good, Like Me, But Monster is untapped charisma.

(Jake Jones Gets right in Baby Doggs face and then in Poseidons)

Jake Jones: Tell me When Ice or Eric Get here, The Real Men. Who Actually Give me a challange. You Continue, Thoe. Continue Chatting away, Eh. Im Fine with it, So Far where up to the bit where Poseidon is asking for a some sort of match. Which will be boring, but oh well.[/b]

["Killa" Jay Combs]

nWo theme music hits as Jay Combs comes out to huge heat from the crowd. He puts a microphone to his lips as he smirks. The boos continue.

Shut the hell up and listen to me. Time after time in the federation I have been robbed and snubbed.

Chants of shut the hell up ring throughout the arena.

However, none of the snubbing have been as big as Jake snubbing me for that oversized oaf, Monster. Jake, I offered you a spot in the nWo because you are talented. There is no doubt about that. You need to learn one thing though, an ego of your size will make it hard to keep a tag team together. I have a huge ego, probably one that rivals you. I am a two time tag team champion and I know how to hold a team together.

The fans chants change to favor Jay. Chants of "nWo" and "DoA" begin to resonate throughout the arena. Jay smiles.

So, I am suggesting that I get a tag partner to face you and Monster. Should we win, we will be the NEW number one contenders. Oh, and I am so confident, I will allow Draven to choose my partner.

Jay pauses as he glares at Jake.

[Magic]

*extinctions music hits as magic comes walking down to the ring with a mic in his hand he ignores all of the other wrestlers and keeps his eyes peeled on baby dogg he slids into the ring and stares her dead in the face he slowly raises the mic to his lips and reaches out his hand*


screw what any one says girl that was one hell of a fight you even asked me to come out here so you can shake my hand well here i am! and tho we dont see eye to eye i need to make one thing clear i dont hate you i respect you! i respect the hell out of you i respect what you stand for and even tho what we beleave in is different your still a friend in my book so with that being said put it there pal you deserve it!


*with that being said the crowd cheers for magic, its so loud its hard to even hear a thought ashe just stands there and smiles*


*tbc by any one*

[Baby Dogg]

Baby Dogg steps up to Magic, smiles for a moment, and then shakes his hand.

"I respect you too, Magic. Maybe we have different opinions on what CRF needs... but ye're still a damn good guy an' that's a fact. Congratulations on the win, an' that Tag Team Championship's gonnae look good around yer waist. Although no doubt Jake's pathetic whinin' will go unchanged no matter what happens."

She then turns to Poseidon.

"Poseidon... like I said, long as I'm champion, then ye're welcome to a shot. An' y'know, I ain't lookin' fer proper allies, but thank you fer the offer. I mean that. But let me just say that if anyone does want ta get their hands on Nail an' Hardcore Uproar, I ain't gonnae stop 'em. They been burnin' an awful lot ay bridges lately, after all..."



TBC anyone

[nail]

Out of nowhere When by Megadeth hits the arena and Nail walks down the entrance ramp amidst a chorus of boo's. He grins and taunts the crowd as he stops at ringside. After getting a mic he looks closely at everybody in the ring and sets his eyes on Baby Dogg.

" Well, well, well, it seems someone here thinks herself as a big girl on CRF. Yes Baby Dogg i'm talking about you. You see i've been busy lately dealing with Fighter-X but i haven't forgotten about you and your betrayal. You stand there as the Hardcore champ, a title i did not loose, a title that was taken away from me just because i was in a coma. I could just tell you to shup up and demand a Hardcore title match and Draven would probably give it to me, but... i got bigger fish to fry, so titles are not important to me right now. I'm going to be brief on this: you think you're in the clear? "

He laughs for a while.

" Don't bother answering, you're not. You had to get cocky and make fun of the situation didn't you? Well Baby Dogg, if you're not scared it's going to be a one on one match, you versus me, in a Fighter-X rules match. I'm going to enjoy shuting you up. "

The crowd boo's as Nail grins.

" Oh and just a little reminder to you, i was a champion under those kinds of rules and not just one time but a total of three times. Enjoy the little time you have left because at Carnage you're going one on one against the man they call Hardcore Icon. "

He procceds to taunt Baby Dogg and waits to see what happens next.

[Baby Dogg]

Baby Dogg shrugs. "I'll answer anyway, I never said I was in the clear. Matter o' fact, I been waitin' fer you to try an' take yer revenge an' hell, the title can be on the line if ye want. Bring it on. The man they call the Hardcore Icon... against the woman they call the Queen of Hardcore. Sounds good. Let's give the fans a good show."

She takes a step forward, staring nose-to-nose with Nail.
"See you can tell ays ta shut up, that don't mean I will. Hell, Draven, or Fighter-X, or anyone who wants to try can tell ays, still don't mean I will. I don't give a damn what so-called power you, Draven or anyone else might wield. Power only matters if people are scared of it... an' I ain't. Take ma title, triple-team me, break ma legs... you still ain't gonna shut me up an' you still ain't gonna stop me from shoutin' out about the absurdities of the Draven administration."

She folds her arms and sneers. "Like I said... you don't, an' can't, understand what I fight for. Ye think a couple o' match losses are gonna bother me? You think by causin' me pain, I'll back down, or that if I lose the Hardcore Championship, I'll be sobbin' intae ma pillow? Guess again, Nail."

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones Looks over at Nail and Looks back at Baby Dogg.)

Jake Jones: I Don't Like Doggs and I Don't Like Babys and I Especially Don't like people that combine both creatures into a name. Queen Of Hardcore Porn more like it. Nail and you did a few in a magazine as the hardcore Uproar. The Uproar was that people had to see you both naked. Me, Being the Dominate one noticed the dominance of Hardcore Harry. That old man, has experience, I Tell ya. He was around when egyptians were putting there partner in a wheelbarrow and calling it a sex position.

(Jake Jones Laughs as He Stares at Nail.)

Jake Jones: I've never really liked you have I, It seems we have always been on oppisiote sides. One time we were partners but not really, In the Orginal, The Normal, The Actual Hardcore Uproar before your group ruined the name. Nail, It seems We should See Eye to eye now, since were both. You know, The Baddies, But I may have a lot of dislike towards you. But you see, this dislike is because, You never acknowldged my greatness, You always disrespected me, even when I Told you they would betray you like they did to me. But you smuggly smiled like you always did and said they would love you no matter what you did, huh.

(Jake Jones Walks around.)

Jake Jones: Vayne, Was Just like you and So Was I, I think even Monster feels abit upset with the fans after the way they treated him. Do You think, He Deserves to be booed. Even thoe, He's diffrent. Hey, Monster and I Have goals and Were not here to please the people anymore. The People can go Kiss Vaynes Hospital butt for all I Care.

(Jake Jones Pushes Nail.)

Jake Jones: What Do You Say Now, Hey. These Fans are booing the crap out of you. Are You going to give them Hi-Fives now, Ey. Boost there morale, Sell your merchandie, Go Chat to the commentators and help other wrestlers get over, while you stay in midcard position forever.

(Jake Jones Looks at Killa and Turns his back on Killa and Cockily grins.)

Jake Jones: Who Let you Even Talk to me, Killa. I Ain't even going to look at you or that Skittles freak. Ever, Let alone Join a stable that is quite frankly dead before its even begun.
[/b]

[Baby Dogg]

Baby Dogg glances at Jake dismissively. "Oh, you're still here? Guess what Jake, ye can trash the fans all ye like, but if they weren't payin' ta see the show, you'd be out of a job. Maybe they're idiots fer handin' money over ta see your tantrums, but hey, I guess you can take pride in the fact they come ta see who's gonnae kick yer arse next..."

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones looks at Baby Dogg coldly.)

Jake Jones: After years of Being with this federation, No One has destroyed me and thats why Im still the top dog. The Biggest and Best. People May pay to see me Get My butt Kicked but they will be losing all there money by the time, Someone Destroys my career. I've been beaten so many times and i've gotten up from each bashing and backstage attack.

(Jake Jones Looks at Baby.)

Jake Jones: A Softcore Girl like you couldn't be me nor as great as i am and you know why that is, Its because you care about the fans too much. Too Make the fans happy isn't a goal for me, The Goal I Have to complete is to regain my Championship off Biker beeotch.[/b]

[Baby Dogg]

She shrugs. "See, that's where ye're wrong, Jakey. Sure, I hope the fans are entertained, but that ain't exactly ma raison-d'etre. Like I told Nail... my goal is somethin' far more important than championships, or money, or popularity. I ain't in this ta get ma name in a list or get a sponsorship deal. Bringing honour to a championship, expandin' yer list of achievements, puttin' on a good show - all that's just gravy. The real reason I do what I do is far deeper."

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones stares at Baby Dogg and Laughs.)

Jake Jones: You Lying Little Prick. So you can stand there and tell me you ain't there for the money. You ain't there for the popularity. You Ain't there for the sponsorship deals and you ain't there to one day give up on wrestling and become a movie star. So Why Are You here then, What is your purpose, ey.

(Jake Jones Laughs.)

Jake Jones: Far Deeper, Ha. I Beat you don't even have a purpose, I Bet you saying this stuff to get the fans on your side. This is a Typically Nail Promo back in the day when he was a hero to the fans. What is Your purpose or are you going to keep it secret for the next 100 years.[/b]

[Baby Dogg]

Baby Dogg just shrugs once again. "Go an' look out at the merch tables in the arena's entrance, an' ye won't see a single damn t-shirt, poster or mug wi' ma face on it. That's cause I don't pimp mesel' out. I dinnae give two flyin' shites about how much market share ma name is worth, whatever you might think. I'll be damned if I'm ever a prostitute ta the moneymen an' advertisers."

She paces a little. "Know what, I agree wi' the sentiment that there were a lot o' problems when Fighter-X was runnin' the show. But are things really any better under Draven? Look around. His allies are turnin' their backs on him. He's losin' control. He ain't doin' a better job of things than Fighter-X did. You reckon anyone would? You reckon any o' these damn stupid power plays would put someone in charge who can really turn CRF into a happy magical candyland?"

She turns to look back at Jake with a serious expression. "Authority is meaningless unless it can be justified, an' absolute power always leads to absolute corruption. I don't care who you are, from a CEO to the President, to the chairman of a wrestlin' promotion, ta God Himself. If those in charge go unquestioned, everythin' falls apart. That's what I fight for... I don't care who's in charge, even if I respect them as a person, my goal is ta make them sit the hell up an' constantly examine themselves. My goal is ta keep the Chairman on his toes, whether the Chairman is Draven or Fighter-X, or you, Eric, Magic, Nail or the god damn Easter Bunny. Someone has to oppose authority an' at any given time, at least one o' those people, will be me."

She leans in close to him. "So what's ma purpose, Jake? What do I believe in?" Baby Dogg grins a wide, sinister grin. "I believe in anarchy."

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones stares at Baby Dogg and Looks Angry.)
Jake Jones: You belive in no rulership or enforced authority but what happens if we don't have authority. Who Books the Match Cards, who pays for the arena. Your beliefs are stupid, There has to be a man and there has to be a leader in everything. In Everything you do in life, theres a man bigger then you and theres a leader. You see, Rules need to be enforced and if rules aren't enforced, then bad things happen. People like you, The Patriots, The Lone Rangers, couldn't live without a set of rules.

(Jake Jones Stops speaking for a second and then points to himself.)

Jake Jones: You think, your tough right. Under No Leadership and Authority but whos the champion then. Who Decides who wins or loses. You Wrestle matches, Right. The Refrees are the Authority and you obey them or you won't be in championship rasslin any longer. [/b]