Post by Stan "The Man" Hensen on Sept 16, 2009 8:37:11 GMT -5
(BTY theme begins playing and Stan Hensen comes walking out to a chorus of boos. He is holding a sheet of paper in his hand and has a huge grin on his face. Stan remains on the stage as he addresses the hostile crowd.)
You know this last charity royal rumble event was nothing more than a joke and a fraud.[/color]
(The crowd boos even louder and some begin to chant "You Suck".)
Come on, aside from BTY and a few select others there was no real talent in that thing. And what in the hell are people like Kerby Dooby Doo, The Show that no one knows existed, Bone Sucker, and those other jobbers even doing in a CRF ring? Why in the world are they still getting paid by the CRF?[/color]
(Stan shakes his head and unfolds the piece of paper in his hand.)
It seems that the work I started a few months ago remains unfinished. So I have come out here tonight to announce the return of everyone's favorite weekly match, the Jobber of the Week.[/color]
(Stan grins and then starts scanning the sheet of paper with his eyes. It appears to be a list of potential CRF superstars. He makes a few comments as he looks over the list.)
Now lets see here. Arc... no, 3 seconds.....Misfits... 5 seconds....Rappier... too easy, hmm no....oh, here's a good one. This will be the "perfect" choice for this week. He will do nicely.[/color]
(Stan laughs to himself and he looks up from the list.)
At Carnage the Jobber of the Week match will be Stan Hensen vs [/color]
(Stan pauses a moment to add some suspense before revealing the name.)
Hughesy. Lets see if he can last longer than 5 seconds against me.[/color]
(The crowd begins to boo as they realize this is another setup. Stan Hensen laughs out loud and folds up the piece of paper.)
TBC Anyone
You know this last charity royal rumble event was nothing more than a joke and a fraud.[/color]
(The crowd boos even louder and some begin to chant "You Suck".)
Come on, aside from BTY and a few select others there was no real talent in that thing. And what in the hell are people like Kerby Dooby Doo, The Show that no one knows existed, Bone Sucker, and those other jobbers even doing in a CRF ring? Why in the world are they still getting paid by the CRF?[/color]
(Stan shakes his head and unfolds the piece of paper in his hand.)
It seems that the work I started a few months ago remains unfinished. So I have come out here tonight to announce the return of everyone's favorite weekly match, the Jobber of the Week.[/color]
(Stan grins and then starts scanning the sheet of paper with his eyes. It appears to be a list of potential CRF superstars. He makes a few comments as he looks over the list.)
Now lets see here. Arc... no, 3 seconds.....Misfits... 5 seconds....Rappier... too easy, hmm no....oh, here's a good one. This will be the "perfect" choice for this week. He will do nicely.[/color]
(Stan laughs to himself and he looks up from the list.)
At Carnage the Jobber of the Week match will be Stan Hensen vs [/color]
(Stan pauses a moment to add some suspense before revealing the name.)
Hughesy. Lets see if he can last longer than 5 seconds against me.[/color]
(The crowd begins to boo as they realize this is another setup. Stan Hensen laughs out loud and folds up the piece of paper.)
TBC Anyone
