Post by Jake Jones on Mar 18, 2011 16:51:24 GMT -5
(Jake Jones is seen pacing back and forth in the hallway he seems to be ranting on what looks like himself. The Backstage crew members are looking on shocked and scaired that he may snap at anytime and attack them like he use to. An Interviewer gets close to Jake Jones as he’s pacing back and forth and what seems like negative talk. The Interviewer Gets so close, that Jake Jones Walks right into him and doesn’t even notice, a few seconds later Jake Jones stops and stares into the cameras of CRF and begins to speak.)
Jake Jones: What do you guys want from me? I’ve giving you everything and all you people do is take, take, take. I Mean, Im a former world champion. Ok. Im a former tag team champion. I’ve Trained Rookies and made them into champions. Im the Rookie Freaking Monster. The Perfection of Reflection. I hear Awesome Alex run his mouth every single day, He Can’t keep himself quiet. This guy just doesn’t shut up, He was my apprentice and I never got word in, to train him. He does more bitchin in the Kitchen then Martha Stewart. He is the most annoying man, I have ever met and his goal is to ruin my life. His goal is to ruin everyone’s fun. He Is the Anti-Fun. The only thing, he is awesome at, is running his mouth but when it comes time for him to back it up, he will cheat and he will get his face smashed, By Darkness and If by some Lucky chance, Awesome Alex actually wins it, Well I think its time, we fired darkness.
(Jake Jones Hears some feint boo’s from the backstage crew, who are actually fans of darkness. Jake Jones Sighs and Then Continues his rant on everyone.)
Jake Jones: Its true people, Me and Darkness aren’t friends, we actually hate each other, but we have some kind of respect, He Stays outta my business, I Stay outta his. That’s how it has always been, the only time me and darkness have had a big problem, its when the carnage world title was in the mix, otherwise, darkness Ain’t my problem, Darkness will never be my problem, because as soon as darkness steps in my way, tries to take away the lime light off Jake Jones. Well then I’ll have a problem and then I’ll sort out darkness. The Only way I know how, Mace, Bat and a torch. That’s all you need when you have some creepy dude, chasing you from behind. Darkness is like that thou, he’s feared because he’s one creepy dude, and He’s the kind of dude you would see in a strip club at 10:00am. He’s the kind of dude, that would be in a back alley at 3:30am and you’d think to yourself, “Id Rather Take the Long Way”. He’s the kind of dude at 3:20pm who would be sitting at a Childs playground, watching the kids play. That’s how creepy Darkness is, When You think Darkness, You Think bump in the night.
(Jake Jones Pauses and Looks at his hand with every current CRF Wrestler who has come back.)
Jake Jones: Classic, Poseidon. He was a loser then and he is a loser now. This federation should be Poseidon free. Poseidon is nothing, Poseidon is immature, and Poseidon has no testicular fortitude. Poseidon thinks its funny, to make fun of me. When I have left the conference. He thinks I Rember him, unfortunately I don’t. I have no freaking idea, who Poseidon is. The only thing I Remember is that I am the one that Killed 3D. I am the official Murderer of that stable, I Killed there leader, I Got rid of Arc. I Took 3D when they were at there most powerfulness and Once I Cut the head of that annoying snake of a stable. They Fell down the radar, 3D became nothing but a pack of Jobbers. They were big when they had arc, but once I got rid of Arc. 3D Was Just a shadow of what they use to be and Poseidon unlucky for you, you joined a dieing Stable, Courtesy of Double J, Jake Jones. Thanks are not needed, I am Just a man saving a federation of everything crap, Unlucky for me, your still here.
(Jake Jones Looks down the list and see’s Killa and Damian Williams under him on the list)
Jake Jones: Killa, You and Damian Williams. Are bringing back, a lot of bad things. You’re bringing up bad blood. Listen to me; listen to Jake Jones for once in your pathetic lives. This federation is finished, CRF is gone. You guys don’t need to destroy legacies, I Mean, Just because you both never amounted to anything, doesn’t mean I have to have a tainted legacy. Oh wait, My Legacies safe. Because Im not apart of the new CRF 2.0. Im not apart of the crf you guys are trying to recreate. Im here to stop you, Im here for the people and the history. Im not here to make new history, Im here to save old history. CRF 2.0 im sick of ranting and raving, I really am, I Just wish I had a partner, I Wish Vayne came back to see what you have done, Vayne is no where. I haven’t seen him since Crf’s Demise; He has disappeared off the face of the planet and CRF, Is nothing without Vayne, Fighter x, Diablo etc? But you fools think people can just adapt to a new CRF. Good luck, Good luck at failing, that is.
(Jake Jones Goes down to the next person and a smile appears on his face.)
Jake Jones: Boris, I Thought we were friends. I Thought the Better then you crew was Co-Associates to the Dominate Ones. The Last promo we had in CRF. You were on my side against Damian Williams, You said Damian Williams is a loser and he’s nothing, but a year passes and you turn on the guy, who respected you for you. You join up with Jake Jones Enemy. A Guy I Trained to be the Next Double J. You want to be the GM of this new federation; you want to be the commissioner. Well Boris, if I win my match, Im gm of mayhem and your going to be My First or second Pick because I Think your in need of a Brain Whooping and when I Say Brain whooping. I mean I Put you in a Hardcore, No DQ; Falls count anywhere Match against Darkness. Because I need the old Boris Magnum back. The better then you, Boris Magnum. Not this Fan Friendly, Lovable goof that you have become. I Need the Former CRF Champion back, if you Join Damian in The CRF 2.0, you’re just another sellout and Boris Magnum, is better then that, well you use to be anyway.
(Jake Jones looks at the list and there’s two people left on the list. Double A and Nail. Jake Jones Skips to Double A and Will Read Nails Last for a special Effect to his Promo.)
Jake Jones: Double A. Double Ancient Amazingness. Arn Anderson, Welcome Back. You’re the only one, The Only one besides me of course. That actually doesn’t want to be lead by a bunch of pansy idiots. A bunch of no named Jobbaroonies. Arnie, you know how much crap, I have put up with, because I say, I don’t want to be apart of CRF. Can you understand, why I don’t want to be apart of the federation. Look who’s running it, Look who came back, Look at history. If anyone was going to run CRF. It would be someone who is in the hall of fame, someone who has been a respectable world champion and someone who has been here since the start and Im not Jealous, Im Just Disgusted, I Don’t want my Federation, My Love, My Hard Work and My Time to be all for nothing, Id Even Perfer Eric Omega Being the Owner and you know how hard that is for me to say. Eric Omega is the worst person on the planet, that guy has no soul, he’s a complete waste of space but still, Id rather him own the place then a bunch of two no named dweebs. Eric omega had heart and soul, I hate that son of a beeotch but at the same time, He was here working his butt off, Just like everyone else. His change from the Biker to Eric Omega was amazing, no doubt. He changed from a rookie that no one cared about to the man that everyone cared about. He paid his dues and I Respect that, But of course Id never admit that to, that self-egotistical BASTARD.
(Jake Jones Looks down at his feet and looks back up and whispers into the camera. “This Is Jake Jones Country”)
Jake Jones: Now Lets Talk about Champions. First double A, He’s The Longest Reigning Intercontinental Champion and a guy that’s never lost the title and Now Lets talk about the worst Intercontinental Champion since Booger. Hughesy, Hughesy was also one of my protégées, He was groomed to be pretty much, my beeotch. Damian was the star of the group by far; Hughesy was the weak link of the group. I’d talk to Damian about get rid of Hughesy about how he was a waste of space, how he was leaching onto X Factor. Sucking out the good and making us look like weaklings. Hughesy surprised me when he won the intercontental championship, in my head; I had him pictured as nothing but a jobber. He proved me wrong but As soon as he lost the title, He was never to be seen again. He Ran with a tail between his legs and that’s when I Knew, He was nothing because Real Champions stay in times of diversity. Hughesy wasn’t a real champion, so he left and now he’s back. I Hope to god, That Hughesy has the balls to stay with the big dogs this time.
(Jake Jones Grabs the Camera and Zooms up on his own face.)
Jake Jones: AND I WILL NEVER EVER JOIN THE NEW CRF AND THE CORPORATION CAN SUCK MY D*** AND THAT MY FRIENDS. IS A PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE GM OF MAYHEM. PERIOD. [/b]
Jake Jones: What do you guys want from me? I’ve giving you everything and all you people do is take, take, take. I Mean, Im a former world champion. Ok. Im a former tag team champion. I’ve Trained Rookies and made them into champions. Im the Rookie Freaking Monster. The Perfection of Reflection. I hear Awesome Alex run his mouth every single day, He Can’t keep himself quiet. This guy just doesn’t shut up, He was my apprentice and I never got word in, to train him. He does more bitchin in the Kitchen then Martha Stewart. He is the most annoying man, I have ever met and his goal is to ruin my life. His goal is to ruin everyone’s fun. He Is the Anti-Fun. The only thing, he is awesome at, is running his mouth but when it comes time for him to back it up, he will cheat and he will get his face smashed, By Darkness and If by some Lucky chance, Awesome Alex actually wins it, Well I think its time, we fired darkness.
(Jake Jones Hears some feint boo’s from the backstage crew, who are actually fans of darkness. Jake Jones Sighs and Then Continues his rant on everyone.)
Jake Jones: Its true people, Me and Darkness aren’t friends, we actually hate each other, but we have some kind of respect, He Stays outta my business, I Stay outta his. That’s how it has always been, the only time me and darkness have had a big problem, its when the carnage world title was in the mix, otherwise, darkness Ain’t my problem, Darkness will never be my problem, because as soon as darkness steps in my way, tries to take away the lime light off Jake Jones. Well then I’ll have a problem and then I’ll sort out darkness. The Only way I know how, Mace, Bat and a torch. That’s all you need when you have some creepy dude, chasing you from behind. Darkness is like that thou, he’s feared because he’s one creepy dude, and He’s the kind of dude you would see in a strip club at 10:00am. He’s the kind of dude, that would be in a back alley at 3:30am and you’d think to yourself, “Id Rather Take the Long Way”. He’s the kind of dude at 3:20pm who would be sitting at a Childs playground, watching the kids play. That’s how creepy Darkness is, When You think Darkness, You Think bump in the night.
(Jake Jones Pauses and Looks at his hand with every current CRF Wrestler who has come back.)
Jake Jones: Classic, Poseidon. He was a loser then and he is a loser now. This federation should be Poseidon free. Poseidon is nothing, Poseidon is immature, and Poseidon has no testicular fortitude. Poseidon thinks its funny, to make fun of me. When I have left the conference. He thinks I Rember him, unfortunately I don’t. I have no freaking idea, who Poseidon is. The only thing I Remember is that I am the one that Killed 3D. I am the official Murderer of that stable, I Killed there leader, I Got rid of Arc. I Took 3D when they were at there most powerfulness and Once I Cut the head of that annoying snake of a stable. They Fell down the radar, 3D became nothing but a pack of Jobbers. They were big when they had arc, but once I got rid of Arc. 3D Was Just a shadow of what they use to be and Poseidon unlucky for you, you joined a dieing Stable, Courtesy of Double J, Jake Jones. Thanks are not needed, I am Just a man saving a federation of everything crap, Unlucky for me, your still here.
(Jake Jones Looks down the list and see’s Killa and Damian Williams under him on the list)
Jake Jones: Killa, You and Damian Williams. Are bringing back, a lot of bad things. You’re bringing up bad blood. Listen to me; listen to Jake Jones for once in your pathetic lives. This federation is finished, CRF is gone. You guys don’t need to destroy legacies, I Mean, Just because you both never amounted to anything, doesn’t mean I have to have a tainted legacy. Oh wait, My Legacies safe. Because Im not apart of the new CRF 2.0. Im not apart of the crf you guys are trying to recreate. Im here to stop you, Im here for the people and the history. Im not here to make new history, Im here to save old history. CRF 2.0 im sick of ranting and raving, I really am, I Just wish I had a partner, I Wish Vayne came back to see what you have done, Vayne is no where. I haven’t seen him since Crf’s Demise; He has disappeared off the face of the planet and CRF, Is nothing without Vayne, Fighter x, Diablo etc? But you fools think people can just adapt to a new CRF. Good luck, Good luck at failing, that is.
(Jake Jones Goes down to the next person and a smile appears on his face.)
Jake Jones: Boris, I Thought we were friends. I Thought the Better then you crew was Co-Associates to the Dominate Ones. The Last promo we had in CRF. You were on my side against Damian Williams, You said Damian Williams is a loser and he’s nothing, but a year passes and you turn on the guy, who respected you for you. You join up with Jake Jones Enemy. A Guy I Trained to be the Next Double J. You want to be the GM of this new federation; you want to be the commissioner. Well Boris, if I win my match, Im gm of mayhem and your going to be My First or second Pick because I Think your in need of a Brain Whooping and when I Say Brain whooping. I mean I Put you in a Hardcore, No DQ; Falls count anywhere Match against Darkness. Because I need the old Boris Magnum back. The better then you, Boris Magnum. Not this Fan Friendly, Lovable goof that you have become. I Need the Former CRF Champion back, if you Join Damian in The CRF 2.0, you’re just another sellout and Boris Magnum, is better then that, well you use to be anyway.
(Jake Jones looks at the list and there’s two people left on the list. Double A and Nail. Jake Jones Skips to Double A and Will Read Nails Last for a special Effect to his Promo.)
Jake Jones: Double A. Double Ancient Amazingness. Arn Anderson, Welcome Back. You’re the only one, The Only one besides me of course. That actually doesn’t want to be lead by a bunch of pansy idiots. A bunch of no named Jobbaroonies. Arnie, you know how much crap, I have put up with, because I say, I don’t want to be apart of CRF. Can you understand, why I don’t want to be apart of the federation. Look who’s running it, Look who came back, Look at history. If anyone was going to run CRF. It would be someone who is in the hall of fame, someone who has been a respectable world champion and someone who has been here since the start and Im not Jealous, Im Just Disgusted, I Don’t want my Federation, My Love, My Hard Work and My Time to be all for nothing, Id Even Perfer Eric Omega Being the Owner and you know how hard that is for me to say. Eric Omega is the worst person on the planet, that guy has no soul, he’s a complete waste of space but still, Id rather him own the place then a bunch of two no named dweebs. Eric omega had heart and soul, I hate that son of a beeotch but at the same time, He was here working his butt off, Just like everyone else. His change from the Biker to Eric Omega was amazing, no doubt. He changed from a rookie that no one cared about to the man that everyone cared about. He paid his dues and I Respect that, But of course Id never admit that to, that self-egotistical BASTARD.
(Jake Jones Looks down at his feet and looks back up and whispers into the camera. “This Is Jake Jones Country”)
Jake Jones: Now Lets Talk about Champions. First double A, He’s The Longest Reigning Intercontinental Champion and a guy that’s never lost the title and Now Lets talk about the worst Intercontinental Champion since Booger. Hughesy, Hughesy was also one of my protégées, He was groomed to be pretty much, my beeotch. Damian was the star of the group by far; Hughesy was the weak link of the group. I’d talk to Damian about get rid of Hughesy about how he was a waste of space, how he was leaching onto X Factor. Sucking out the good and making us look like weaklings. Hughesy surprised me when he won the intercontental championship, in my head; I had him pictured as nothing but a jobber. He proved me wrong but As soon as he lost the title, He was never to be seen again. He Ran with a tail between his legs and that’s when I Knew, He was nothing because Real Champions stay in times of diversity. Hughesy wasn’t a real champion, so he left and now he’s back. I Hope to god, That Hughesy has the balls to stay with the big dogs this time.
(Jake Jones Grabs the Camera and Zooms up on his own face.)
Jake Jones: AND I WILL NEVER EVER JOIN THE NEW CRF AND THE CORPORATION CAN SUCK MY D*** AND THAT MY FRIENDS. IS A PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE GM OF MAYHEM. PERIOD. [/b]
