Clearing up The Annoying Alex Virus.

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones Arrives to CRF via his limo. The Sun roof is open and you can hear The New Album By Shinedown. Jake Jones is pumping himself up for tonights daily CRF Smacktalk. The limo stops and Jake Jones opens the door and Puts one shoe out and then the other shoe and leaps himself up from his seat. He Jumps out of the limo and lands on the concrete, obviously in a good mood. Jake Jones see somes fans chanting his name and gives them a thumbs up and enters the building.)

Jake Jones: Hey Wheres Alex.

(Jake Jones talks to a random backstage personality as he points in the direction of the ring.)

Jake Jones: Haha, Thanks man.

(Jake Jones heads to the ring, he gets halfway and an interviewer walks up to him, Jake Jones shakes the hand of the interviewer as he Puts the Microphone in Jakes face.)

Jake Jones: Bro, You'll Hear what I have to say, when I Get to the ring. Awesome Alex is apparently in the ring bothering fans, I Gotta save them. But In the process, Im Just gonna borrow your microphone.

(Jake Jones Grabs the Microphone and his music hits as he leaves through the curtains. "Save me By Shinedown hits the arena" Jake Jones Walks down the ramp to a mixed reaction with his new music. Jake Jones seems to be more energetic then usual as he's Jumping up and hi-fiving fans. He runs down the ramp and Jumps on to the turnbuckle. Slaps his chest and points into the crowd. "SOMEONE SAVE ME IF YOU WILL" Jake Jones points to the crowd as that part of the song hits and then signals for the music to end as He stands there smiling to a mixed reaction with more cheers then usual.)

Jake Jones: I Will Save you England. This is My Place and no one. No one is going to tarnish, england. U.S Can suck my youknowwhat. But England, this is my home territory. Now I've been on a hiatus, ever since Killa and Damo has taken over, I Cant understand why CRF is lead by two complete idiots but i will not allow them to tarnish The Jake Jones Legacy. No, No I Won't.

(Jake Jones Slides out of the ring and Jumps into the crowd where all the fans are and screams "SAVE ME" He Jumps back out walks around the arena with a microphone in hand.)

Jake Jones: Lately, CRF has been attacked, CRF's legacy has been attacked by a nasty, Disgusting, annoying virus. The Virus has got to every CRF wrestler, ever CRF Fan, Everyone. The virus leaves no prisoners, It goes around spreading, its only been three weeks since we were attacked and now hes bothering everyone hes come incontact with. In case you haven't caught on yet, The virus is annoying, the Virus is not awesome and the virus Just doesn't shut the hell up. The Virus Is Alex.

(Jake Jones Hears chants of Jake Rocks.)

Jake Jones: Yes I Do but so do the people of england. Now Amazing Alex has been caling me out, he's been insulting me when ever he gets a chance, Cheap shots as we call it in the business. He thinks hes awesome, funny and that you people adore him. But he's an complete annoyance. So Me Being the saviour of the CRF, I've decided to answer the call of the annoying one. I've decided to come out and address the annoying one. Alex, Grow up once in your life and if anytime better to do it, its before I Get my hands on you.

(Cheers for Jake Jones start up again.)

Jake Jones: Wow I Don't hear people chanting my name often, this Must be Because Where in Manchester United Country. This is my place, This is wear I Grew up on the streets of manchester. This is where I Started and Alex. Its time you met the real life Anti-Virus. Want to meet them, Have a look. I Call this righty, and This lefty.

(Jake Jones Holds up both his fists as fans cheer loudily.)

Jake Jones: for the people of Manchester, Im Going to kick you so hard, you will end up back to the united states. So Annoying alex, Im Giving you what you want. You called out my name, im here. I Know your out the back bothering people, but I only got 5 minutes till Im going to the local pub and taking a few shots on some tramps chest. Bring your virus infested girl thingy out here and lets settle this crap, once and for all.[/b]

[Awesome Alex]

(Alex looks around Jake Jones is home crowd.)

Alex: Jake Jones you make a good point about me talking trash to everyone who comes here to CRF but before I come here to the CRF I was in a different wrestling show as the name Amazing Alex.

(Alex looks at Jake Jone before saying more.)

Alex: Everyone liked me in that show I would come out and never trashed talk. I was about to get a title shot for this company but their kept on giving it to the guy that no body like in the company just like me now.

(The crowd start to BO Awesome Alex.)

Alex: So i got did not like what they were doing so I left that show and went to CRF but I thought about the guy who kept on getting title shot over me and I thought to my self If I start being like him In CRF I might get title shot over the non trash talkers.

(The crowd keep there BO going.)

Alex: If Jake Jone did not say what he just did I would of kept on being a trash talking and not having any friends.

(Awesome Alex looks around the crowd.)

Alex: My match with Darkness will not be about winning match it will be now about giving the CRF funs the best show of they lives.

(The crowd give mix thoughts on what Awesome Alex just said.)

Alex: If you do not believe my word believe this.

(Awesome Alex looks deep into Jake Jones eyes.)

Alex: I'm sorry Jake Jones for everything that I have said and put you though this couple of months. I am now going to change to a clean nice superstar who sometime will trash talk only to get the CRF ratting up and make the ravel more exacting.

(Alex drops the mic with the fun can't believe what he has said while Awesome Alex is about to leave the ring.)

TBC: Jake Jone or Anyone

[Poseidon]

"Hero" by Skillet starts to play over the loud speakers as Poseidon steps out from backstage wearing black dress pants, and a blue and white striped button down shirt, sunglasses and is holding a microphone...

"Whoa, Alexandria, you come out here and kiss Jake's butt and expect everything to be ok? I just hope that you know that you have burned bridges against more people than just Jake."

Poseidon pushes his sunglasses up before continuing...

"I have not, and will not forget you, running down the ramp right after I beat the crap out of a cowardly Aries, stepping in to my ring, and getting in my face."

The crowd starts to chat, "Whoop his a**" like before.

"You might be able to come out here and try and make amends with Jake. And you had better give it your best shot. You might fool him into thinking that you are this 'new' and 'better' person. But, just so you know, Jake has a wider mean streak than I do."

Poseidon shifts his attention to Jake...

"And, Jake Jones! You certainly have been rustling this newbies feathers! I haven't even seen you around, with Aries trying to jump me around every corner and all. I was starting to think that maybe you have spoken some not so nice things in his little ear. You always were the one stirring the pot."

Poseidon waits to hear what the others have to say...

TBC by: Jake, Darkness, Alex, or Aries[/b]

[Awesome Alex]

(Alex looks around the ring.)

Alex: I am now changing to a nice guy now I'm not going to trash talk about anyone any more.

(Alex starts gets out the ring and start heading up the ramp to leave.)

Alex: Jake Jones believe me I'm going to change. Now everyone I'm now going to leave for a couple of month because I have a movie to star in. I'll be back in 4 to 6 months time.

(Alex leave the arena with the fun with mix thoughts)

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones is standing in the middle of the ring as fans see Jake Jones is getting really pissed off but isn't saying anything. All of a sudden Jake Jones Walks over to annoying Alex and Rips The Microphone from his hands as fans cheer loudily and start Chanting Jake Jones.)

Jake Jones: NO. YOUR MICROPHONE PRIVILEGES HAVE BEEN PROVOKED. NOW SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LISTEN TO THE SAVIOUR AKA THE ANTI-VIRUS!

(Fans Start Screaming and going wild for Jake Jones as he taps the microphone with his hole palm.)

Jake Jones: Your not Amazing, Your Not Awesome, Your Not Admirable, Your Not Appealing. I'll Tell you the Nickname's That Suit Alex, That Suit you. Annoying Alex, Average Alex, Agonizing
Alex and After Im Done with you, Your Gonna be an Angry Alex. Because Im Going to cleanse the CRF of You.

(The Fans Start Chanting Jake Jones again as Jake Jones stands there smiling as he soaks it up.)

Jake Jones: Im Not Your Friend and I Don't accept your apology, Alex. Your worthless and Now after weeks of verbal bashings on the Jake Jones Name by you. I Come out here to confront you and you apologise. Your nothing but a chicken, Hiding behind your words. Your nothing more then talk. When you think you can't respect alex any less then you do already, he goes and does this. Its true what they say leave the smacktalk to the real men, because men like you give us all a bad name. Oh and By The way have fun doing movies that no one will watch.

(The fans laugh and start to chant na na na na and Jake Stops them.)

Jake Jones: You think He's actually going to go, That would mean He would be doing this place and me a favor and Annoying Alex is Just all talk anyway. The Movie he's talking about is probably just an commerical for the society of the deaf and in the video is annoying alex talking about his life and then after it, it says, Sometimes being deaf has it's advantages.

(Jake Jones Now points at Poseidown.)

Jake Jones: And for you, Mr. Hero. Mr. Come down here and accuse me. Who in the hell do you think you are. You think your importaint enough to interrupt me in my hometown of Manchester England and Accuse me of crap, that I Didn't even do. What Are you thinking, What is stopping me from Kicking your butt all over england, huh. Smart guy, You United States Idiots need to show me and my people some respect. I Don't have a problem with you poseidown, Until Now. I Have a solution to my problem thoe, There are actually two solutions and its either. You Leave my ring, You leave my country and get out of my way. Or Aries will be the least of your problems and I Can Gaurentee that After Im finished with you, There won't be any left for aries. Have I Got myself Clear or do I need to repeat myself.

(The Fans start to Chant Fight as Jake Jones Takes off his shirt and threws it into the crowd.)

Jake Jones: Plus, You Really don't want me to repeat the solutions again because Solution one will be Null and Void.

(Jake Jones waits for a response from someone)[/b]

[Awesome Alex]

(Alex gets out the ring and starts to head to backstage.)

Alex: Oh I have to go back to Australia to visit my family I will not be back in till my match with Darkness then after that I will be doing a movie so after I done all that we can then have our match.

(Alex leave the arena to visit his family in Australia.)

[Poseidon]

Poseidon shakes his head and smiles as Jake parades around the ring wanting a fight. He then continues to watch as Alex, once again, runs away like a dog with it's tail between it's legs. Poseidon then rolls his eyes at the whole situation and raises the microphone as he turns...

"Well, later Jakie boy."

"Hero" by Skillet plays over the sound system as Poseidon walks backstage.[/b][/i]