Post by Misfits on Nov 20, 2006 17:16:09 GMT -5
Fine
This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means
"something" and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine".
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud
sigh is often misunderstood by men. A
"Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing".
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that
woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means
that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female
vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not
question it, just say you're welcome and back out
of the room slowly.
Send this to the Men you know and want to help,
or to the Women you know for a laugh.
BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA
BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE,
MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER
RICH
OF COURSE I DON'T
LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST
IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN