Post by Fighter-X on Feb 1, 2006 18:43:28 GMT -5
Yes, these are actual quotes.
1. Weightlifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
1. Weightlifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
