Booger in a Bottle??

[Booger "The Sex Machine"]

Booger is walking down the hallway holding a bag of chili fritos in his hands. A piece of toilet paper is stuck between his toes and he seems to be heading to the office of Fighter-X. Booger reaches into the bag of fritos with his stinky fingers hand and pulls out a handful. He then tries to put them all in his mouth at once. This causes the fritos to go flying everywhere. Some of them get lodged in his crusted beard hairs and others fall on his feet. Booger then starts chewing them loudly. Suddenly he stops chewing and sniffs the air a bit.

Something smells funky.

Booger proceeds to sniff the bag, then his armpits, and finally checks his breath.

Hmm, nothing out of the ordinary there. What in the world is causing that smell.

Booger then takes his stinky fingers hand and sniffs it.

Wooo Weee that smells good. Calvin Klein needs to bottle this up and sell it as one of them pheromone colognes. He can call it Booger in a Bottle.

Booger then grabs the rest of the bag and attempts to pour it all in his mouth. Fritos go everywhere on the floor and Booger keeps chewing and smacking his lips. Then, out of nowhere...

TBC by Monster

[Monster]

(A shadow falls over Booger as he looks up to see Monster standing there in front of him. Monster looks right at Booger and snarls. He points at Booger.)

"You"

(He points to the other end of the hallway)

"Move"

(Monster stands there with his finger extended and waits to see what Booger will do.)

TBC booger

[Booger "The Sex Machine"]

Booger flashes his gross looking smile, complete with yellowish and black stained teeth. He has lots of frito bits in them.

You heard about my dancing? I normally only move for the ladies but what the heck. If you want me to move then I'll move allright.

Booger puts his hands on his hips and starts thrusting them in a circular motion. His belly just flops around and as he dances he steps on many of the fallen fritos. He starts rubbing his belly and the top of his head.

I call this one the ladies dream. Uh oh.

Suddenly Booger gets a strange look on his face. His belly starts making funny noises and Booger covers his mouth with his hand. Suddenly, without warning, Booger spews up some of the fritos from earlier right on Monster. As if that wasn't bad enough he ends this gross display by passing gas extremely loud.

WOOOO WEEE. I think that bag had a special ingredient in there.

TBC by Monster

[Monster]

(Monster seems outraged by Booger's revolting actions. He lets out a loud growl and grabs Booger by the throat. He slams Booger into a nearby wall and shouts.)

"I said MOVE"

(Monster then carries Booger down the hallway in his hand and notices some vending machines close by. Monster throws Booger with all his might right at the Coke machine. Booger slams into the Coke machine and it cracks the front. The machine starts to wobble a bit and Monster walks over to it. Booger is unconscious and lying on the ground. Monster grabs the Coke machine and shoves it forward with all his might. The machine goes crashing on top of Booger.)

"Next time, LISTEN"

(Monster walks off leaving Booger unconscious and lying there. Some EMTs can be seen rushing towards the scene.)