Tragedy at Last Night's Mayhem Show.

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones Arrives By a huge stretch limo as the scene cuts to the commerical. When it comes back Jake Jones is seen walking through the backstage area with some slave carrying his stuff. He Tells the slave to drop his bags at his locker room as he continues walking towards the arena. The Cameras then zoom around the croud as "Simply the best" by Tina Turner hits the arena. On The Titantron it shows Jake Jones dancing with his belts and making out with them. It Also shows Jake Jones Throwing Gary Howe Mum out the window in slowmo a few times. Then The Video Eventually ends with highlights of Jake Jones and at the end it says. This Video Message Was Brought to you by Your friends in Execution. King Of The World Hits By Saliva with its usual quote at the beginning. Jake Jones walks out Nodding his head and clapping and pointing at the titantron as fans boo. Jake Jones turns his head and then walks towards the ring. he eventually gets to the ring and slides in as fans chant a execution sucks chant. Jake Jones shakes his head and ignores them as he grabs the microphone and starts to speak.)

Jake Jones: Last night somthing horrible happened. CRF Mayhem was gonna be remebered as a very sad night for one reason and one reason only. I LOST.....

(Fans Boo and Start Chanting Gary Howe as Jake Jones acts like he remebered.)

Jake Jones: oh and that too. yeah, last night in case you missed it gary howe lost his match and had to leave CRF, He also had a heart attack or somthing, who cares. Its all fake anyway, Gary Howe wasn't even hurt, he just wanted your fans sympathy, he wanted to take the moment away from vayne, like a glory hog. He wanted that night to be remebered not for Vayne Kicking his butt and taking him away from crf, He wanted it to be remebered as the night gary howe injuried himself. Well Extinctions one member less and who cares what happens to Gary howe. If only that idiot, listened to Jake Jones, The Crf Dual Champion. If only he listened to a voice of reason, he wouldn't be in this mess, so if your gonna feel sorry for anyone, feel sorry for execution. we had to waste our time on him, but anyways, enough about this gary howe crap, hes gone, and the show will go on....and that brings up one thing....

(Jake Jones Slaps his Judgment World Championship as he walks around the ring.)

Jake Jones: Now I am Not the Mayhem or Carnage World Champions, I Don't go out handing Title Shots to any newbie in this federation. I Don't go making fatal four ways or triple Threats. Its simply one on one in my book, i ain't a risk taker, im all about being real. An by being real, i know i don't have the best chance of still being a dual champion by going in a fatal four way, its a complete screw job. huh nail won, you say, meh. nails not the crf dual champion, I am a wanted man, dammit. everyone wants to shut me up, but the question still is, who is the number 1 contender...My answer to that is no one...and a second question is then asked, you have to defend your title Jake and my answer to that is, Why. Why Should I, no Ones proved to me that there Judgment World Championship Worthy...

(Jake Jones Points at the curtain.)

Jake Jones: Ok, where gonna play a game, Next Jackass to walk out from that curtain gets a Judgment World Title Shot. and it can be anyone, any rookie, anyone. For God Sakes, It can be tina turner or even booger...soo come on...who wants to be in a main event....who wants to headline Judgment with me...ha, anyone...

(Jake Jones turns his head and laughs.)

Jake Jones: Just what i though....

(Jake Jones Turns around as Someones music Hits.)
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TBC By anyone, Need a New Number 1 Contender

[Booger "The Sex Machine"]

I'm Too Sexy begins to play on the speakers and the fans cheer. Booger comes walking out wearing a bib. He is holding a partially eaten chili cheesburger in his right hand. He has chili all over his face and some bread crumbs lodged in his beard hairs.

He begins walking down the aisle and stops halfway as he notices some pretty ladies in the crowd. He points to them and winks and then puts the hand with his burger under his armpit. He makes a farting noise with his armpit and blows a kiss at the ladies. He ends up spitting some food at them while trying to be sexy.

As he finishes making the farting noise he realizes the chili burger was in his hand. Chili drips down his armpits and is now all over his side. He takes his hand back and looks at the chili burger.

Now thats what I call puttin a little stank on it.

Booger sniffs the burger and makes a funny face. He then takes another bite and continues walking to the ring. He climbs inside the ring and finishes the rest of the chili burger. He walks over to Jake Jones and begins to reply to his challenge. He is talking with his mouth FULL of food.

WOO WEE. Now Gary Howe was a friend to me once. He bought me my first Oreo cakester. And you know how much I love them things. I love them almost as much as all the sexy ladies that will be heading to my locker room tonight.

Booger flashes his yellow stained teeth and they are filled with food stuck in between them. He starts to thrust his hips in a sexy fashion.

MMMM Oh yeah. The ladies really dig this. WOO WEE HOO HOO

Booger then proceeds to slap his belly a few times. Then he realizes why he came down in the first place and finishes talking to Jake Jones.

But you know what else the ladies really dig? They really like a man with a gold title belt around his sexy waist. And no one, I mean NO ONE, has a sexier waist than me. I have been using them Fitness Made Simple tapes. Look at these rock solid abs.

Booger pretends to make several muscular poses. After the third one he lets loose a really loud sounding fart that lasts several seconds.

WOOO WEE. Hardees is almost as good coming out as it is going down. Now lets get to the point. This Sunday I will get some payback for my Oreo Cakester friend and then I will take that title of yours. Boogermania will be running all over you. And once I win these fans will get to see me do the Twinkie Twist.

Booger starts to pick his nose with his fingers as he looks at Jake Jones and waits for a reply.

TBC Jake Jones

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones listens to what booger says and has a look of disgust on his face as he backs away a bit as fans chant random things. Jake Jones looks at them and looks back at booger and shakes his head in disgust once again.)

Jake Jones: *Gulp* Don't Touch me man, Don't Touch me.

(Jake Jones Screams as he steps back a few more steps.)

Jake Jones: ah, Your that guy, You know that guy who plays with himself in the mens room, hey...you play with yourself too much you'll go blind. haha.

(Jake Jones laughs at his own Joke as he steps back even further and rolls out of the ring and talks from the outside.)

Jake Jones: You Surely don't wanna go in the ring with me, your Just a bloody midcarder. Your a nobody, Just Like Gary Howe and you know what i do with nobodys Like you, I Make ya famous. so you came to the right place, you see you accepted a offer but this ain't any offer, chumpstain. This is a signing to your own death warrent, and if you think, if you think, your gonna ruin my few weeks of hard work saving this title from undeserving champions, then youve got another thing coming.

(Jake Jones walks over to the announcers and Puts on the headphones and asks them who is this jobber and the announcer says booger and he asks Jake Jones if hes a fan of boogermania, Jake Jones Looks at him and says straight out, No. He then pulls off the headphones and stares back at booger.)

Jake Jones: So I Just Got told what your name is, booger... is that right, do people around here call you booger, is that your real name....Hey, Buddy, Tell me what your real name is, huh. I Ain't gonna call you booger, thats disrespectful and thats one thing i am not, so you tell me your real name and you will get your title shot...but while your thinking over a proper name, so that i can call you it, instead of this booger nonsense..

(Jake Jones Pauses and looks over at the fans.)

Jake Jones: BOOGERMANIA.....huh, wha....

(The Fans Cheer as Jake Jones stands confused.)

Jake Jones: Booger, don't let these fans corrupt your mind, you could be a somebody like me....eh, you could be a great man one day...but let me tell you a few things, you will have to do, to be a great man like, Double J, Jake Jones...ok here goes..

(Jake Jones rolls back in the ring as his confidence as built up a bit.)

Jake Jones: Number 1: Do Not Fart In Public, even if the feeling is quite wonderful, the gas coming out your behind and the noise it erupts, may give any random person a seziure. Number 2: Do Not Pick Your Nose, do you know the germs that are on your fingers right now Buddy but if you have a issue, theres a tissue.

(Jake Jones Slaps Boogers hand away from his nose.)

Jake Jones: Dammit booger, Listen to a voice of reason...huh, dont you dare touch me man...oh don't flick it, if you really wanna be a gentlemen, just bend down and wipe it in you--.

(Jake Jones Looks down and then up at Booger.)

Jake Jones: Booger, ok, I Can see this is a bit much for you to handle, hey its ok...booger, I'll buy you some shoes and maybe i'll even get you some self respect..

(Jake Jones rips the bib off booger and throws it to the floor and spits on it.)

Jake Jones: GROW UP![/b]

[Booger "The Sex Machine"]

Booger continues picking his nose a little longer and then finally finishes. As he pulls his finger out of his nose you can see a slimy green booger on his fingertip. Booger sniffs it a little bit and then smiles.

Oh yeah, thats a fresh juicy one.

Booger looks at Jake Jones.

So you want to know what my name is? That's an easy one. My name is

He points the finger with the slimy booger on it directly at Jake Jones, coming really close to his face.

Booger. And all my Boogermaniacs out there know that I would never flick this at anyone. After all, I am a civilized and well mannered person.

Booger sticks his fingertip in his mouth and eats the slimy thing.

MMM MMM, now that was a juicy one. I do my best to recycle to help save them polar ice cap bears. You know the ozone layer is damaged from all the greenhouse gases...

Suddenly Booger lets loose another loud sounding fart. It lasts for several minutes and he makes a funny face while he is doing it. When he is finished he sniffs the air and comments.

WOOO WEEE. So much for the polar bears. No one light a match right now.

Booger then reaches his "stinky fingers" hand in the back of his thong and starts to scratch his backside. He continues to talk to Jake while scratching.

Now you can say what you want about Boogermania but it is running wild. I am more of a man than someone like you could hope to be. Look at all them ladies heading to my locker room.

The camera zooms in to show several female fans who are leaving because they can no longer stand Booger's antics. Booger makes a whistling sound to them while continuing to scratch his backside. Booger keeps scratching harder and harder, making a strange face each time he moves his hand. Finally he stops and pulls his hand out of his thong. He extends the hand for Jake Jones to shake.

Come on champ, be a man and put her there.

Booger keeps his hand extended and waits for Jake Jones reply.

TBC Jake

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones stares at booger and then at his hand and walks around for a bit before responding.)

Jake Jones: You Wanna Shake my Hand, You want my respect. Your Right on one thing, I am the man, I am the champ and you want me to put my nice hand near your booger flicking fingers. well every day, I Clean my hands with soap and moisturiser, just so my hands can smell and look good and lets look at your hands. eh, Theve got mayoniase all over them and green little boogers and the weird thing is you just had a chilli burger, where the hell did the mayonaise come from thats the million dollar question but while where on questions, let me ask you one thing, buddy.

(Jake Jones stands there and knocks Boogers Hand Away.)

Jake Jones: Why are you soo needy, I Mean My God, You Wanted Damian to shake ya hand last week and he smashed you over the head with a steel chair, why do you want me to shake your gross hand, you want a fair fight, eh. you want sportsmen ship, you want me to be nice to you...and not go all out on kicking your fat butt....well fatty, that ain't gonna happen. Im the Champ and your my opponent, I Ain't shaking your Dam hand and I Will Never Ever Respect you...

(Jake Jones Pushes Booger.)

Jake Jones: Hey What ya gonna do fat man, Your Overweightness Disgusts me, Go on a treadmil, for god sakes buy some shoes, when are you gonna impress me... I Gave you this title shot....

(Jake Jones Turns his back to booger and stares right at the crowd.)

Jake Jones: Boogermania is nothing but disgusting people expressing themself....Hey Fat Man, Pull Up your top, show us your nipples, Thats booger mania... Overweight chicks, thats boogermania...NOW THAT RIGHT THERE IS BOOGERMANIA..

(Jake Jones Points at this fat guy, Jumping up and hitting his stomach, he then rolls out of the ring and walks over to these girls in the front row.)

Jake Jones: Now do you guys think that booger is sexy.

Lady 1: Ewww Gross, He's got hair going from his chest all the way to his tes--.

(Jake Jones Grabs The Microphone off the chick.)

Jake Jones: Yes, He Is Disgusting but theres some words we can't use on T.V, no matter how true they are and you blonde hair chick, what do you think about booger.

Lady 2: Hes A FREAK!

(Jake Jones Laughs as she continues.)

Lady 2: But No Man, Can Come close to You Jake Jones, Your My Hero.

(Both Ladies Holds Up Jake Jones Signs as Jake Jones walks around and rolls back into the ring.)

Jake Jones: eh, im everyones hero. Booger, I ain't a cold man, I ain't gonna embarrass you out here and make you do a public run around the ring to keep fit, I ain't gonna make you do sit ups... actually... thats exactly what I am gonna do...10 sit ups, thats all i am askin for and You will get what you want and thats a handshake and maybe a little bit of respect...

(Jake Jones Pushes Booger.)

Jake Jones: NOW BOOGER, NOW!![/b]

[Booger "The Sex Machine"]

Booger takes his hand away and looks at it.

Well what do you know, there is some mayonnaise on it. Lets see, I ate that BLT sandwich, um, sometime last week.

Booger licks the mayo off of his hand and then makes a funny face.

Now that is what I call Miracle Whip. After all this time it is still fresh as ever. MMMM.

Booger then looks back at Jake Jones .

You know you sure do talk a lot. You can use all them funny words to impress a few of the ladies. But you will never be able to compete with this.

Booger points to his hairy belly and grins. He then starts thrusting his hips and slapping his belly with his hands. He makes a few more gyrations and then stops.

You know something though. I think that all your fancy speak does deserve a really thoughtful response. So Jake Jones, I am gonna tell you exactly what I think of you.

Booger turns sideways and points his backside towards Jake Jones. He then lets out a loud sounding fart that lasts several seconds. He turns back around and looks at Jake Jones.

Boogermania will continue to run strong at Judgement when I take that title from you.

Booger looks at Jake Jones with a goofy grin and starts to pick his nose again.

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones Looks at Booger in disgust.)

Jake Jones: You Know, what. I Can Put up with the Picking of the nose, I Can Put up with the farts, burps and the disgusting things you do. But you know what, I Can't and I Won't put up with The Way You Disrespect CRF and superstars like me. You See Right Now Your Disrespecting me, You Can't Talk to me like a proper man. And your supose to headline Judgment with me, your supose to headline the show. This is a joke, Booger. Just Like your entire career, this match is a Joke. How do you expect to be taking seriously around here, isn't this your first world title shot. will go for it, come on, naa i see it in your eyes, your a nobody...

(Jake Jones Rolls out the ring and starts walking backwards up the ramp with microphone in his hand.)

Jake Jones: At Judgment, One On One for this title. I Kill Boogermania, Im Gonna Kill Your Spirit, Im Gonna Kill your Lust for chilli Cheese Burgers and I am gonna kill your happiness....Cause Happiness has its PRICE.

(Jake Jones Drops the Microphone and leaves.)[/b][/color]