Booger Give Me Back My Title and My Dignity

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones Is Standing in the middle of the ring on he's knees looking up at the ramp, He's Just beaten palau in a match and hes all tired, he Grabs the microphone from the ring announcer and screams into it a few times before actually making sense.)

Jake Jones: BOOOO----GAHHHH... Give me Back My Championship, Give me back my dignity....Come to me, Now.

(Jake Jones Waits for booger to come out from the back.)[/b][/color]

[Booger "The Sex Machine"]

I'm Too sexy begins playing and Booger comes dancing out to his music wearing the title around his belly. As he dances down the aisle he stops to flirt with some ladies at ringside. He points to the title belt and winks at one of them. The ladies run off in horror as Booger tries to blow one a kiss and manages to spit food particles at them. He turns back and looks at Jake Jones in the ring.

WOOO WEEEE BOOO GAAHHH I like how that sounds. Now I see you have come back for seconds. I don't blame you one bit.

Booger reaches his hand between his body and the title belt and pulls out a ham sandwich covered in mayonnaise. He holds the sandwich with his stinky fingers hand and brings it to his mouth. He smacks his lips and begins to drool a moment.

After all, everyone loves a good ham sandwich.

Booger takes a huge bite of the sandwich and it sends mayonnaise everywhere. There is mayonnaise on his belly and chest hairs, his mouth, and even the title belt. Booger continues to shovel the sandwich in his mouth and tries to speak to Jake at the same time.

Now Jake I know you got a title shot this week and I have no problem fighting you.

Booger manages to spit mayonnaise covered ham bits all over things. As he finishes eating the sandwich he stops and looks down at the belt.

Now how did that mayonnaise get on the title belt?

Booger reaches his stinky fingers hand to the title belt and runs it across the title. He smudges it even more and the belt looks as if it has been through hell. Booger pulls his finger up and there is a large bit of mayonnaise on it. He holds his finger to the camera showing the mayonnaise on the tip.

Now I am not about to let someone like you take this title from my sexy waist. It is pretty obvious to me that you will not treat this title as I have done. You will probably let this title belt get all dirty and rusty and not give it the respect it deserves.

Booger wrinkles his nose and almost by instinct he jams his mayonnaise covered finger inside. He digs around for a few seconds and then pulls out a mayonnaise covered booger. He looks around for a place to wipe it off and ends up rubbing it right on the front of the title belt. Several ladies in the audience get sick by Booger and they leave their seats.

Now I can see several of the ladies in the crowd are getting anxious. They are leaving their seats right now and heading back to my locker room. They can hardly wait to experience the Boogermania Championship experience. Oh yeah baby.

Booger starts thrusting his hips in an attempt to be sexy. He slaps his belly a few times and then looks back up at Jake Jones. He lets out a loud sounding burp and manages to spit more ham and mayonnaise bits.

So hurry up and say what you want to say. Those ladies are wantin some of my lovin and I wont keep them waiting too long.

Booger starts to pick his nose again and waits for Jake to reply.

[Jake Jones]

(Jake Jones stares at booger and then while boogers taunting one of the women, He Goes behind him and unstraps the title belt and yanks it from his body and starts wiping all the mayonaise off it, Jake Then falls to the floor and stares at the dirty title belt, looking like hes gonna cry.)

Jake Jones: How Dare you, Just How Dare you Do This, You Know what this is, This ain't no toy booger, this is the Judgment World Heavyweight Championship, My Championship, My Gold, My Pride and Joy. Fighter X Gave me this rematch and i ain't letting no one down and I especially ain't letting myself down again. You May Be The Champion For now but Your gonna have to Fight me, to get back your Championship, You Will Get back your championship, I'll personally give it to you after Judgment, I Just Can't Put up with this mockery any longer, you heard me, your a disgrace. Your the worst person to hold this title and If I don't defeat you, If i don't win against you, Im not sure what i will do. Cause a few years ago i would give everything to be a champion, but lately i feel like, these championships have lost there value to me, personally. once I Take that title off you booger, everything will be back to normal and everything will be right within the world, everything will be Just, Just dandy. But On a serious note, I ain't Just gonna beat you, This ain't Just gonna be any match, This will be the end of your reign and the restart of mine and I will Pick Up where I left off and continue my voyage in saving this title belt from people like you.

(Jake Jones Holds up the Judgment world title belt and stands in the middle of the ring with a angry look on his face.)

Jake Jones: Boo Gah. I Ain't Scaried of you anymore, I ain't scaried of sick or disgusting you are. I Ain't scaried of your uglyness, What I am scaried of now has nothing to do with the way you look or the way you do your things. I am Scaried with how the people will view CRF... I am Scaried that the people will watch you with the title belt and change the channel. so Until Judgment, Im Saving CRF and theres nothing you can do about it. PERIOD..

(Jake Jones Runs and Rolls out of the ring with the Judgment World title belt and heads up the ramp with the microphone in his other hand.)

Jake Jones: If You Want This title Back, Come to The Execution Locker Room....We Won't bite you....

(Jake Jones Runs up the ramp to the backstage.)[/b][/color]