Hardcore Title Matches

[Nemesis]

Grease Paint and Monkey Brains by White Zombie begins to play over the speakers. Evil Jester comes out from backstage and walks down the aisle. He stops every so often to twitch his head and glance at some of the fans. Once he reaches the ring he stops and looks around for a microphone. He cannot seem to find one so he just speaks out at the fans.

"We seem to have ourselves a little dilemna. For you Boris Magnum fans out there that means we got a little problem. You see I've looked everywhere but I cannot find a microphone."

Evil Jester pretends to think about what to do next and then grins.

"Oh I have a wonderful idea. Who wants to see a magic trick?"


The fans cheer for him to perform.

"I call this one the magic microphone trick. I am going to make a microphone appear from out of nowhere. Now I will need a volunteer from the audience."


Evil Jester looks at ringside and points to the ring announcer who is holding a microphone.

"You sir, you will do just fine. Now come on up here for a minute."


Evil Jester looks at the fans and laughs.

"You guys are gonna love this."


The ring announcer enters the ring and stands near Jester. He seems a little puzzled by what is taking place. Jester begins to give him orders.

"Ok, now I want you to close your eyes and count to three. Be sure to count real slowly."


The ring announcer begins to count. When he gets to three Evil Jester hits him with a low blow and the ring announcer drops the microphone he was holding. It lands right in Jesters hand. Evil Jester grins and shouts in the microphone.

"Ta da. Wasn't that amazing? Lets give our volunteer a little hand."

The ring announcer is bent over in pain from the attack. Jester reaches his hand out and pushes him out of the ring. He turns and addresses the crowd next.

"Now my next trick is my best one yet. Right now we have two superstars who both share the hardcore title. As everyone saw last week Boris agreed to waive his title shot and give it to me. That means I am the sole contender for the title belt. For you Boris Magnum fans out there that means I am the only one competing. Now I have talked with Fighter-X about this and he has agreed to give me a match on Judgement against BOTH champions."

Evil Jester laughs to himself while some of his fans cheer.

"Now I know what you are thinking. How will I be able to defeat them both in a handicap match. Will I have to saw myself in half?"

Jester waits a moment and smiles some more.

"Actually it is a lot more simple than that. I am going to have two matches, one against Jace and then one against Big Green Azz. If I win both of these matches then I will become the CRF Hardcore Champion. Now I have to win them both but really, how hard can that be? Now in order to balance things out Fighter-X has agreed to let each side have a manager for their match."

The crowd gets into the act and begins to cheer. Jester looks into the camera a moment.

"This is going to be a blast. I also want to dedicate both of my matches this week to Boris Magnum. Thanks again for giving me this opportunity."

Evil Jester starts laughing but is interrupted by...

TBC Big Green Azz, Jace, or Fighter-X

[Fighter-X]

(Fighter-X appears on the titan tron. He seems to be amused by Evil Jester's antics. He claps his hands a few times and nods his head in approval.)

Sorry to interrupt but I just wanted to let everyone know that this is no joke. The matches will go on just as Evil Jester has said. Now Big Green Azz will be Jace's manager and vice versa. What we do not know is who your manager will be. I think it is time that we answer that question right now.

(The titan tron cuts off and the crowd turns to the backstage area to see who comes out.)

TBC by the manager, then anyone else involved.

[Ace.]

Twisted Metal beings to play as Jace walks out clapping with a mic. Well done jester that was some trick you did there. Its not cool or anything but it was funny. Just look at the ring announcer face he never seen it coming.

Jace pause for a min.

I think that this is a great way to do this two match one show. But I'm going to have to say it over be for it ever starts. Seeing how at Carnage. I did doughnuts around you there’s no way your going to win in a match with me in it.

Now we all know your manager is going to be someone in the Ancient Relics Club know as eXtinction. Or Maybe its Boris Magnum giving up on BTY seeing there going no where fast he gives up the title shot to join the Ancient Relics Club.

Jace starts to laugh now that would be something. Just then jace is interrupted by...

TBC manager, or anyone involved

[Draven]

Dravens theme song hits the speakers. The fans turn to the entrance and Draven comes out. He is still somewhat injured from the assault by Monster and his arm is in a sling. He is holding a microphone in his good hand. The crowd cheers as Draven walks in the ring and then stands beside Evil Jester. As the crowd calms down he speaks out.

You see Jace and Big Green Azz, if it was not for Monster then I would already have the CRF Hardcore title belt. Now given my current injuries it would be ridiculous for me to compete at this time. However, that does not mean I cannot make an impact.

Draven raises his good hand in the air and then points at Evil Jester.

And I plan on making a huge impact on Judgement. As manager for Evil Jester I will help represent eXtinction and bring the title belt back where it belongs.

Draven and Evil Jester go to shake hands. Draven does not see that Evil Jester is wearing a joy buzzer. As they shake Draven jumps and pulls his hand back. Evil Jester laughs at him and Draven pauses a moment. He then starts laughing with Evil Jester and then looks over at Jace.

So where is your better half anyway?

TBC Big Green Azz or Jace