No Laughing Matter?

[Nemesis]

Jester enters the arena with the hardcore belt draped over one of his shoulders. He is grinning from ear to ear and seems to be in a really good mood. He walks down the hallway towards his locker room and stops just outside the bathroom doors. He looks down the hallway in both directions and then laughs for no apparent reason. Jester reaches up and grabs the Men's and Women's signs off of the doors. He switches their positions so that both restrooms have the wrong sign on them.

Jester continues walking down the hallway laughing.

tbc anyone who wants to continue, especially if you want to make a funny promo about the switch

[Booger "The Sex Machine"]

A few minutes later the camera shows Booger running down the hallway. He has a pained expression on his face and is holding his butt with both his hands. He is running as fast as he can.

OH NO. I am not sure I can hold this in much longer. This poop bomb is about to explode.

Booger sees the bathrooms and does not realize the signs have been switched. He pushes the door to the bathroom open and moves inside. The camera focuses on the door only and suddenly you hear a loud shriek. A woman's voice can be heard shouting.

Woman - "You filthy pervert. How dare you come in in here like that."

Booger - Look I know you came in here just to get a peek at my hoo hoo dilly, but I dont know how much longer I can hold this in.

Woman - "You vile disgusting gross pig. Get out of here right now before I call the police."

Booger - If I dont get in that toilet right now you may need to call the police, the bomb squad, the fire department, and Guiness.

Woman - "Thats is, I am calling the cops. You have some nerve coming in here."

Booger - Maybe when I am done you can find out just how much of a nerve I got. UH OH. LOOK OUT.

The sound of a stall door swinging open is heard and the woman shouts again. Suddenly a loud crashing and farting sound is heard. The sound is so loud that the door to the bathroom vibrates and you hear the sound of glass cracking. The door swings open. The woman inside is holding her nose and shrieking as if she had just been set on fire. She runs down the hallway screaming at the top of her lungs.

More horrible sounding noises can be heard and you can hear Booger make a huge sigh of relief.

WOO WEE. That gives a whole new meaning to asteroid impact. I feel sorry for the person who has to clean this up. I didnt realize how far the shrapnel really flies. Is that spot on the ceiling my work too?

You hear a few more noises.

Woah, that was a little bit of aftershocks. Speaking of shocks, I wonder where that sexy lady ran off too. I bet she got so excited seeing me here that she ran off to my locker room to await my return.

You can hear the sound of Booger sniffing the air.

I swear someone is cooking steaks nearby. I better hurry up and wipe and go get me one of them steaks. Uh Oh, where did the toilet paper go to?

The camera fades out as you hear Booger making a few more remarks.

Good old stinky fingers to the rescue.

tbc anyone