Jake Jones
Jake Jones Can Dance Better then Christopher Daniels!
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Post by Jake Jones on Jan 12, 2009 22:15:31 GMT -5
(Jake Jones and Vayne are seen outside Fighter X's office. Vayne is holding a Sledgehammer and he is seen looking rather angry as Jake Jones is talking to him. Vayne turns and Smashes a big hole into the wall with his sledgehammer. Jake Jones points and signals for him to do that to fighter X's door. Vayne looks at him and nods and Jake Jones stands back and watches start smashing open the door with the sledgehammer. Vayne stops and Jake Jones walks overs to the door handle and pulls it as it opens up. He Looks over at vayne and shrugs as its easy to get in.)
Jake Jones: My Bad, Now Vayne, You Stay here, Guard the door. I've got some stuff i gotta rub in Fighters Face and I Need you here Ok. I Know you can take care of yourself out here but if you need me.
(Jake Jones Pulls out a mini bell and hands it to vayne.)
Jake Jones: Just bag this over some dudes head and I'll Come out, I Promise, now you ok, you sure. You remeber How to you that sledgehammer (Bangs Head) Oh Of Course you do, what was I Thinking, Your a Crf Dual Champion like me. Were Tagteam of Dual Champions. The Dominate 2 and We got the gold to prove it and the history. We gotta be the best Tagteam Ever.... EVER.
(Jake Jones Turns around and heads into Fighter X's office and notices it looks rather messy. He looks around for draven and sees no Draven but He see's Fighter X. Looking rather ugly like usual. He stares at him and his Crf Title and sits down at the chair across from him and smiles as he points at both his titles.)
Jake Jones: Ha, Ha, Ha. Remeber The Last Time I Had The Judgment World Title and The TagTeam Titles and Became The First Crf Dual Chamoion Since the Return. Well Guess What I Did it Again and So Did My Partner. We Are Tag Dual Champions and we Are The Best Tagteam ever, Has Any Tagteam in history done this. When were together were Unstopable and when were by ourselfs where UnStopable. I Just Wanna Let you know on record for months now ive said Im coming after the Crf Title and I wanna put my name on the Contenders List. So The Next Champion or you, Be Ready, But thats not the only reason, Im In here, Not Just To rub these titles in your face even thoe you said you wouldn't allow me to hold both these titles again.
(Jake Jones Pauses and Smiles and Looks outside the door to make sure no ones coming.)
Jake Jones: Every Major Title Holder is my Friend. Damian is a friend of mine outside of this place and vayne and me are BBFLs for life. Your Not My Friend Fighter, I Want your Job. but beside that I Just wanna let you know you've been doing a good job with your booking lately. Keep it up or i Really will have your Job and Also. Do you have a number 1 Contender for The Judgment World Championship or can i have the Night off. [/b]
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Post by Fighter-X on Jan 13, 2009 21:30:39 GMT -5
(Fighter-X looks up from his desk and grins.)
I have to correct you on one small thing. You said every major title holder is a friend of yours. I seriously doubt that LIVEWIRE wants anything to do with you. But I could be wrong about that. What title is it that Damian has again?[/color]
(Fighter-X gets a smug expression on his face and points to his CRF Title belt.)
Somehow I do not see this title belt going anywhere anytime soon. Darkness has been somewhat MIA as of late. I wonder if he finally came to his senses and gave up his futile attempt.
(Fighter-X turns his attention back to Jake Jones.)
The reason you and Vayne have the tag titles is because I never expected you two to stand a chance against Misfits and Hopp. I guess sometimes even a blind squirrel gets a nut.
(Fighter-X then gets up out of his chair and walks around his office. He stops and looks at his desk, then his computer, and then the name tag on the desk.)
I hate to shatter your dreams one more time but there is no way that you or anyone else will ever take this job from me. I have almost complete control and full support from CRF headquarters. The sooner you come to realize that the better.
Now after last week I have decided that you will not have to defend your title belt on Judgement. That doesn't mean you get the night off though. You see, you will have to defend that title at Payback and we need a contender.
(Fighter-X can see that Jake Jones is getting a little annoyed. He goes back to his desk, sits down, then leans back in his chair with his legs propped up.)
So I have been doing a little thinking. It has been ages since the CRF has had a really good #1 contender Battle Royal. I've always found those to be quite entertaining. Now all we need is some good competition for you this week. Therefore I am going to allow any superstar who is not currently a title holder and who won their match at Mayhem to compete in this Battle Royal. How do you like that one Jake?
(Fighter-X looks at Jake Jones and waits eagerly for a reply.)
TBC Jake Jones or anyone who qualifies for this match
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kingdamo
CRF'S MOST DANGEROUS MAN
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Post by kingdamo on Jan 14, 2009 3:08:08 GMT -5
Damian slams the door as he enters and stares jake right in the face
Damian Williams: a friend of yours u take my title and then u ditch ur own creation for a washed up faction i am no friend of jake jones ,jake jones is the crap stain on my underwear i may not have won last night and i dont want in on this royal rumble but i do want jake jones and i want him in the a match wear he can get hurt i want u to pick 2 guys and i will pick 2 guys and then i want ur team to vs my team in the elimination chamber and then we will see who is friends
damian stops and looks at fighter
Damian WIlliams: u have 2 choices fighter u make the match or u let me make the match either way is good for me
Damian pulls out a chair and sits on it while waiting for an answer
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Jake Jones
Jake Jones Can Dance Better then Christopher Daniels!
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Post by Jake Jones on Jan 14, 2009 21:46:30 GMT -5
(Jake Jones starts getting very angry but starts calming himself down by stuff his doctor prescribed him to do. "Serenity Now" he says as he sways his arms. He Does it a few times and calms down and stares at Damo.)
Jake Jones: Hey Dammit, Your My Friend, Like it or not, thats why I Said you were my friend. I Gave you all this, You wouldnt have had a Judgment World title or a mayhem title without me, you wouldn't even be here. I Had to Take this Judgment World Title off you, It was another lesson from your mentor, you got cocky and i Laid you out. Without that cockyness you became an even better wrestler, which helped you to get a better title then the Judgment world and to get Mayhem World. You don't like to think of it in that way do you, but Instead of sassing and moaning and trying to hurt me, you should help me out. I Didn't Join back the faction because you guys didn't need me, You guys were new and why should you have an old guy leading you like me when you can control yourselfs and do what rookies do. I Don't go out partying everynight like you guys, i go around the streeets and bust peoples heads in that look at me weird. Damo, you are a completly diffrent person to me, I brang you in to protect me. Sure. But now I Dont need to protecting and ive proven that two time crf dual champion two years straight. Ive Held more titles then u this year by the way and your supose to be the guy thats taking over from Jake Jones, Your supose to be the guy that takes my legacy. All your trying to do is destory my career, but how is that working out for you damo. You should be trying to beat my streaks, not just beating me. Damo your never gonna be better then Jake Jones, you Just have to face the facts all you will be ever known as is a Jake Jones lacky.
(Jake Jones gets a bit angry now and you can hear him whisper "serenity now" To himself.)
Jake Jones: Im Sick of guys like you Damo. I Dont think you have a right to face me. Where am I Gonna find two guys to team up with me, where are you gonna find two guys to team up with you. Me and you aren't most well liked guys around here, especially you. I Want you in that rumble as well, cause i wanna see if the kid can beat the mentor yet, or is he still the mentors beeotch. Enter that Rumble Damian, I Demand you enter, I want you for this title at the ppv and then at the ppv I Choose the stipulations.
(Jake Jones Pauses as this big smug grin appears on his face, he then turns to fighter x.)
Jake Jones: Now as for you Fighter Man. Livewire, is probably in my fan club, with the rest of the lower class wrestlers. Ive seen Fido Log into my forums every day for the past year. I Know uve checked them out b4. Jake Jones the man with two crf titles and one awesome tan. Misfits and Hopp are old legends as soon as I came and took over CRF, I became the legend and they became veterans, old guys. Hopp and Misfits are Like WWE's Jim Duggin old and stupid.
(Jake Jones Pauses and remebers somthing as he looks up for a second and back at Fighter.)
Jake Jones: The Last Guy to win a tournment for the Judgment World title was Gary Howe and Look what happened to him, eyy. Won the title and lost it to damo, the noobie, whos standing right next to me. Look where Gary and his mum is now, His mum is R.I.P and he is MIA.
(Jake Jones smiles and shakes his head.)
Jake Jones: Stupid Jobbers Get to ahead and thats what happens, they lost the career and there lifes.[/b]
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Post by Monster on Jan 14, 2009 23:05:14 GMT -5
A loud snarling noise is heard from outside the door. A sudden crash knocks the door to Fighter-X's office right off the hinges. There is another evil growl as Monster turns sideways in order to fit in the doorway. Monster enters the room and ignores Damian Williams and Jake Jones. He is carrying a portable DVD player in his right hand.
Monster remains quiet and simply sets the portable DVD player on the desk. Monster turns to leave the office as the DVD player begins to play. The strange man who controls Monster can be seen in the video.
Well look what Fido has unleashed upon you. No doubt you saw and felt the wrath of my Monster first hand on Mayhem. The one you call Draven threw everything he could at my Monster but it did not matter. My Monster was victorious.
While most of the strange man's face is covered you can see him make a smile.
Now as I understand, this means he is qualified to enter this Battle Royal. I am here to announce that he accepts this offer. Woe to anyone else who steps in that ring with him. Everything is going exactly to plan.
The DVD player cuts off to the sound of the strange man laughing.
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Jake Jones
Jake Jones Can Dance Better then Christopher Daniels!
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Post by Jake Jones on Jan 15, 2009 5:21:29 GMT -5
(Jake Jones is watching the portable DVD as he looks a bit Scared he turns to Fighter and Starts shaking his head, He turns back to it as he hears the strange man laughing. Jake Jones Pulls out the disc on the portable DVD Player and on the disc it says doomsday. Jake Jones throws it like a frisbee and smashes his hands on Fighters Desk.)
Jake Jones: No No No No. I Have the Right to pick and Choose who is in this rumble, its A Jake Jones Invitational, is it not. There all Fighting to be Number 1 Contenders for my Judgment World Championship. Monsters way above my Judgment World Championship, Why Don't you give him a shot at your Crf Title, ey...eyyy.
(Jake Jones Looks down at the Portable DVD Player and then back at Fighter X.)
Jake Jones: Dammit, I Know. but hes gonna win, everything bad happens to me. First My Girl Friend gets out of line and tells me to make my own dam sandwiches. well shes my ex Girlfriend now. well shes really not a girl anymore, she quite dead. so my ex deadfriend. The Case is shut they can't find any witness's to cover the case cause most of them are dead too. well if monster or you damian enter the rumble, im gonna let you be warned monster or annoying human. I'll do what I Do Best and thats take care of business.
(Jake Jones starts writing on the Portable DVD Player.)
Jake Jones: I Was gonna throw this and have a huge tantrum. but, I Can sell this on ebay, I wonder how much people will take a Fighter X Signed Portable DVD Player for.
(Jake Jones Picks it up and almost leaves and then turns around.)
Jake Jones: By the way, Damian good luck in the rumble and Fighter, i Hate you.
(Jake Jones leaves the room.)[/b][/color]
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Post by Gary Phoenix on Jan 15, 2009 20:59:57 GMT -5
(Just as Jake is leaving the room, he is seen staring someone down. Jake backs up, and seen through the doorway, it appears the man who is staring him down is Gary Phoenix. They stare at each other for a few more seconds, before Gary walks in the office without saying a word)
Gary Phoenix: "What the heck is his problem? He looked at me liked he never saw someone so big before. Actually, im not surprised. Lets just say I do respect Jake in a way, but he needs to be taught a lesson. Im sure he will get his soon.
Anyways, I want in that battle royal. You see, I remember a battle royal at Judgement sometime last year won by who? Oh yeah, that pathetic Gary Howe. If he can win a battle royal, then I damn sure can win one too.
Damian Williams? I can destroy him. Jake Jones? Just another stepping stone to the top. And Monster...
(Phoenix gets right up to the face of Monster)
I can take you out too!
Gary Phoenix WILL take on Jake Jones at Payback, and you can bank on it!"
TBC: Anybody in the room, or wanting to be in the battle royal. Btw, just made the promo deadline, by like 1 second literally lol!
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 15, 2009 22:13:10 GMT -5
*Heartbreaker interrupts Gary as he enters the room. He pretends as if Gary is not even there and focuses on Fighter-X.*
"BTY has decided that I will represent them in this battle royal. I am not asking you to put me in this match. No, I am ordering you to make it happen. I know you can fool Gravy Phoenix here but lets face it, those of us with half a brain know that BTY is in charge. So do your job for a change."
*Heartbreaker acts as if he is going to hit Fighter-X with his fist and then relaxes. He turns around and leaves the office laughing.*
TBC anyone in this match
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Post by Gary Phoenix on Jan 15, 2009 22:35:46 GMT -5
(Gary looks at Heartbreaker with a pissed off face as he leaves the room, but it then turns into a smile)
Gary Phoenix: "Haha, its your funeral man. I think you bit off a little more than you can chew personally, but you will have to find that out the hard way come Judgement."
TBC: Anyone in the match
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Post by Booger "The Sex Machine" on Jan 15, 2009 23:16:52 GMT -5
A loud belching sound is heard and a foul odor fills the air. Booger appears in the doorway and seems to be sniffing his stinky finger hand. He realizes that Fighter-X is staring at him so he speaks.
WOO WEE. Someone needs to find out what is going on in the bathrooms around here. Some sexy lady snuck into the men's room and then she ran off with all the toilet paper. And I think someone made a terrible mess in one of the stalls.
Booger sniffs his stinky fingers hand one more time and almost gags.
So I came here because I want to compete in this battle royal too. I won against Bad Lander and that means I qualify. Boogermania will own this match.
Booger starts picking his nose with his non stinky fingers hand and then coughs a few times. Suddenly he grabs his stomach and comments.
UH, you guys may want to duck and cover.
Almost immediately Booger lets out a loud fart that quickly permeates (yay new word) the air. Booger makes another funny face and almost gags again and then runs out of the office.
Man, something is rotten in there.
TBC any person in this
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