BTY means WE are Better Than You!

[Boris Magnum]

BTY is in their locker room having a small party with some ladies. Boris is sitting on the couch sipping on some Crown Royal and two ladies at his sides. He talks first.

"Well guys we showed Softcore Uproar that we are Better Than Them, its only of time until CRF knows that we own this place, as soon as that plan comes into play we will become the Kings of the CRF."

Boris takes a sip of drink and flirts with the girls for a little before continuing.

"We beat the crap out of Nails failed group, I mean none of us were eliminated, they went down like domino's, I gotta say that Scot girl is pretty tough for a girl, and not bad looking. As soon as Softcore Uproar is gone she could come work for us and be our little Scottish maid. HAHA"

BTY and the girls laugh, and the girls make a few stupid remarks as groupies are never smart.

"AHA ok, thats good to know sweetie. Now I know that turtles can swim. *Boris shakes his head and sighs* Stan you did pretty good, but we gotta stop knocking out and trying to pin the ref, its only funny the first several times, haha. Heartbreaker you really hit the spot with that chair, when you hit me. I have to admit I was getting a little bored just beating on that Scot."

Boris continues to woo the ladies as someone else speaks...

TBC BTY

[Stan "The Man" Hensen]

(Stan laughs with Boris and then comments.)

Does Nail really think that an old fart and some bizarro barbie doll is going to help him win against us? Softcore Porno... I mean Uproar... has no chance in this business. It is obvious that we are the best and most dominant group in the CRF.

(Stan looks at his watch a moment and then grins.)

We won't have to put up with this nonsense much longer Boris. Kings of the CRF? I think that is only fitting since we are way beyond perfection and we are better than the rest.

(Stan looks over at one of the groupies and asks her to bring him a drink.)

TBC BTY

[Heartbreaker]

*Heartbreaker is preoccupied with the pretty ladies and hasn't been paying too much attention. He takes some of the Crown Royal and drinks it.*

"Wait, did you say that one of them was a girl? You're putting me on Boris, right? Which one was it?"

*Heartbreaker pauses to let Boris explain but then stops him.*

"No, let me guess. The one with the CRF shirt and all the scars on his face? If that was not the girl then he certainly fought like one."

*BTY starts laughing at heartbreakers comments about Nail.*

"Oh wait guys, we almost forgot one major important thing that happened at Mayhem. One of the all time CRF greats is back in action. What was his name again? The Mad Hatter? The Bland Blender? The Lad Banger? Oh heck you know, the guy that was pretending to be a soldier."

*Boris and Stan give Heartbreaker a funny look as if he has lost his mind. Heartbreaker laughs and adds.*

"You know, the guy who got beat by Booger."

TBC BTY

[Boris Magnum]

Boris gets a puzzled look on his face.

"Wait you mean Jake Jones?"