Stan's Plan

[Stan "The Man" Hensen]

(Stan Hensen is standing in the middle of the ring and is alone for a change. The crowd is booing him as usual.)

Now I know you fans are always thrilled when B.T.Y. makes an appearance. And you should be. You better get used to us because soon we are going to run this place.

(Stan laughs as the crowd continues to boo him.)

Well the reason I am out here is because I am sick and tired of what has become of the hardcore division lately. Lets face it, we have some Batman villain wanna be, a bizarro barbie doll, and an old fart. It is an absolute disgrace to the CRF and wrestling in general.

(Stan pauses as the crowd starts chanting "Stanley Sucks, Stanley Sucks.")

Now there is some good news though. Many people in this federation do not know this, but Stan Hensen at one time was one of the most feared hardcore wrestlers in this business. I always took things beyond hardcore.

So anyway, I have decided to come out here and issue a challenge to any, or ALL, of the superstars in the CRF who claim they are hardcore. Yes joker, this means you too.

(Stan looks at the entrance ramp and waits a moment.)

So come on out and face me, if you have the courage.

tbc any hardcore superstars.

[hardcore harry]

Hardcore Harry comes out carrying Helga, his barbed wire baseball bat. He has a lit cigarette in his mouth and he takes a few puffs and then talks to Stan.

"It is true I am old but I am not afraid to step in that ring with anybody. If I was you I would be careful what you say about Baby Dogg. She is one tough cookie."

Harry takes a few more puffs and then lifts up Helga on his shoulder. His cigarette is still in his mouth.

"You better watch yourself when you step in that ring with me. I'm not going to wrestle you. I will let the chairs, tables, and Helga handle that part of our fight."

Harry stands there smoking a bit more.