Draven
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Post by Draven on Feb 23, 2009 16:28:29 GMT -5
The scene opens with Draven once again standing in the ring preparing to address the CRF. As usual the crowd is booing him and chanting "Draven sucks". Draven seems a little annoyed by their chanting as he shouts out.
You people should be thanking me for all I have done. You are witnessing the dawn of the new era in the CRF. Someday you will be telling your children and your grandchildren that YOU were here at the time when the CRF became great. You can tell them that you no longer had to watch title belts being handed out like candy at Halloween. You can tell them how Draven required people to actually compete for something. You can tell them you witnessed the end of such ridiculous superstars like Nail, Minarin, Magician, Gary Phoenix, and Livewire. Don't you just love it?
The fans continue to boo Draven.
Well, it is a good thing that I know more about what you really want than you all do. The ratings here back me up on this. So you can boo all you like but I know that deep down you are really cheering me on. Speaking of ratings I thought this would be a good time to discuss some of the results from Mayhem. I think I will begin by discussing my match with the so called Judgement Champion, Gary Phoenix.
The fans cheer as Draven mentions Gary.
I really enjoyed proving to all these fans that you were nothing more than a fraud that was perpetrated by Fighter-X. You were nothing but hype and all these fans bought into it. They somehow thought that you would be more than just ordinary. They thought that Gary Phoenix was immortal and maybe even unstoppable. At Mayhem everyone saw the real Gary Phoenix....or should I say Gary Howe.
Draven pauses and grins amidst a loud chorus of boos.
Now while my victory over Gary was great, the highlight of Mayhem was watching the CRF True Champion destroy yet another member of eXtinction and a so called champion. For the second week in a row Darkness made a champion tap out and give up. This may surprise a lot of folks but it does not surprise me. Darkness is the real deal and the only world champion I will recognize. He is single handedly destroying eXtinction one member at a time. Heed my words right now.
Draven points to the fans at ringside.
eXtinction will finally face Judgement as the last member of that pathetic group falls to the one true champion. With the end of Gary Phoenix at Judgement there will be no more eXtinction members left. The group will finally live up to its name and become extinct. The new era of the CRF will move forward without them and it will be a much better place for it.
Draven smiles as the fans boo some more. He stands in the ring waiting to see if anyone will come out and reply.
TBC anyone
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Jake Jones
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Post by Jake Jones on Feb 23, 2009 18:30:33 GMT -5
(Jake Jones Music Hits The Pa Systems as Fans Start Booing him. Theres a few laughs in the crowd thanks to last night losing to a girl. They Show a replay of The Baby Dogg, Jake Jones match where Baby Dogg pins Jake After her Finisher. Finally Jake Jones comes out from the curtain quite embarrassed and furious after last night. He Has The Judgment World Title Wrapped Around his waist still even thoe he is not the current Judgment World Champion. Jake Jones Slowly Walks down the ramp ignoring the taunts from the fans. Jake Jones Looks around the arena and can see Signs, disrespecting him. Jake Jones slides into the ring and Looks over at draven and shakes his head in disbeliefment as his music dies down. Some Member from the ring crew passes Jake Jones a microphone and He Grabs it from him and starts to get even more furious as his music dies down and chants begin to stir.)
Jake Jones: Just Like Gary Howes Judgment World Title Win against me, this Doesn't Count. Last Night Doesn't Count, I Don't belive women should face men. It unfair, I Went easy on her, I Didn't want to hurt the poor girl and she took advantage of that. I Don't know what rules in other countrys there are. But Where I Live, Violence against women, Australia Says No. She Took advantage of my good willed Nature and she stole the win. How was i supose to hurt a little defenceless girl. huh.
(Jake Jones stands in the middle of the ring and stops what he is saying as a "You got beat by a girl" chant starts. Jake Jones tries to cut it off a few times by saying random stuff into the microphone after awhile people get bored of saying it and the chant dies down.)
Jake Jones: But Im Here tonight to look beyond the big mistake which is last night, Im Here To annouce That Gary Howe is no longer The Judgment World Champion. No Offence to you draven, But He doesn't have the belt, how can he still be reconized to be a champion with no belt. I Took his belt away because I Made that belt and I ain't gonna let some kid like gary howe/phoenix/hitler destroy the title i made. I am Also Looking forward to The End Of Gary, Just like most of the people here but I Have One thing to say and your not gonna like it much draven.
(Jake Jones Smiles cockily as he stares at draven.)
Jake Jones: I Know you got your money on Darkness to be The True CRF Champion when Judgment, Mayhem and Carnage belts all get destroyed and Retired. But draven, Im Jake Jones, Dominate one, The Executioner King. I Will not let no one other then me and vayne be the top dog in The Championship Rasslin Federation. I Do Perfer Darkness to Gary Thoe but Still. I Don't care Unless The Dominate Two Rack another title into there Achievement Box![/b]
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Draven
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Post by Draven on Feb 23, 2009 21:57:25 GMT -5
Draven stares at Jake Jones for a few seconds and it seems as if there is tension in the air. Draven breaks the silence with a grin and starts laughing as he speaks to Jake.
You're wrong Jake Jones. Yes I believe Darkness will win the new title belt but I would be a fool to count out any of the Dominate Two. Fighter-X may be that foolish but I am not. I am positive that one of you three will win the belt and make history in the CRF once more.
The only unfortunate thing is that Fighter-X had a contract stipulation concerning the Carnage, Mayhem, and Judgement champions. I found out that I must honor it even though I did not want to. So this means that Magician, Livewire, and Gary Phoenix will also be allowed to compete. As you have seen over the past few weeks they are of no consequence to anyone.
Draven grins and points to Jake's title belt.
You know I was going to have Darkness destroy that title belt too. However, I see that it means something to you so I am gonna let you keep it. You can take it home, melt it for cash, or do whatever you like. As far as I am concerned it is yours.
Draven starts laughing as the fans boo him some more.
TBC anyone
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Jake Jones
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Post by Jake Jones on Feb 24, 2009 1:39:35 GMT -5
(Jake Jones Starts Laughing as well Joining in with Draven as the fans boo.)
Jake Jones: So Let Me Get this straight, This is my title now. I Can do whatever i Want with it, Its about time, Draven. Its about time we had a leader, a boss like you running this place. I have had enough of Fighter X and his shannigans. If He was in charge he would probably suspend me and hand it back to a loser like gary. Who has no respect for this championship, I Don't care if its not a offical championship anymore. Its My championship now and It is better to be in my hands, then a underserving champion like garys.
(Jake Jones smiles and then points to Draven and nods his head.)
Jake Jones: theres Somthing you can do for me draven, I Know you've done alot already. But you do want the dominate two to help you get rid of these goody two shoot extinctionites and I have one more thing you can do, to help me on my quest. I want, I Want you to make me, The Current Judgment World champion, I mean. I want it to be offical, Strip Gary. Like you said it doesn't matter cause there will be a new CRF Ultimate champion. I Just want, To be the last Judgment world champion, EVER. you don't know how much that would mean to me, I have been the most dominate Judgment world champion since we came back and i Deserve to have that. Don't let Gary Phoniex Be the Last Champion, Just Don't, I'll do anything. I Need this, I Need this achievement.
(Jake Jones Looks down at the Judgment World championship.)
Jake Jones: This is Mine. Even when I Get the new Crf Championship, I'll keep this over my shoulder and you know why, This title Helped me to become a 2x Dual champion in crf and that makes me better then anyone.[/b]
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Post by Boris Magnum on Feb 24, 2009 1:54:28 GMT -5
Better Than You hits the PA as Boris comes out to the ring, the fans boo him and chant you suck. He shrugs them off and walks down and enters the ring.
"Shut up all you inbreed American pigs. You will show your respect to us, we are changing the CRF for the better, you will see. Draven, BTY and the Dominate Two will make the CRF good like it once was before, as a matter of fact it will be better. This is a new Era so get used to it."
Boris then turns to Draven and Jake.
"Draven, Jake my new friends, my new business associates. I agree with Jake here, last night didnt count. Thats why Im out here, now I know your smarter than Fighter Draven, hell you proved it time in and time out now. So I have one request as I havent asked for much but I want a rematch with Fido, so Im hoping you will give me one, but only this time I want it to be a submission match, I want to make him give up, and then in good time I will make him give up his title. So Draven what do you say?"
Boris waits for a reply.
TBC Draven or anyone
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Post by Monster on Feb 24, 2009 20:53:01 GMT -5
The titantron comes on revealing the mysterious person who controls Monster. As usual his face is hidden so that you can only see his mouth as he speaks.
CRF Chairman Draven. I have taken notice of your actions recently and it has been most impressive. My Monster was unable to compete on Mayhem because he was undergoing minor upgrades. I am pleased to report that he is now back and stronger than ever.
The figure laughs and turns his head a little.
I am here for one reason only. I care nothing for this drama between you and the others. Your predecessor granted the winner of the hardcore triple threat a title shot against the current hardcore champion. As you know my Monster was victorious in that contest, if you can call it that.
The figure laughs some more and tilts his head back so that his face is almost visible. He realizes the error and puts his head back down.
I am here to demand that you give my Monster what is rightfully his. As it turns out he current hardcore champion is also a member of extinction. So you should know that this will only help your endeavor. The choice is yours but remember one thing. All choices have consequences. Choose wisely.
The titantron cuts off to the sound of laughter.
TBC anyone
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Post by Baby Dogg on Feb 24, 2009 21:50:52 GMT -5
Some familiar music overtakes the laughter.
"I think it's time to discuss your, uh... philosophy of drug use as it relates to artistic endeavour..."
The fans cheer as Bug Powder Dust hits the speakers, and Baby Dogg swaggers out. She laughs at Draven and Boris, then even harder as she rests her eyes on Jake.
"Jake, Jake, Jake... that's two weeks in a row I've pinned you. Y'know I'd hoped that maybe ye'd learn how to suck things up... well... other than in the way you already know," she says with a wink in Boris' direction, to a round of laughter. "So you were goin' easy on me, huh? Well. Either you're a sexist pig, or you're makin' pathetic excuses. Either way, if I had a dollar fer every time I've heard it from a man who cannae process the idea that women are just as good fighters as men, well, I'd be able ta afford a better gig than the one Eric there is about ta run intae the ground. You ever wanna make it the hat-trick of gettin' yer behind handed ta ye by someone half yer height, Jake, y'only need ta ask."
She pauses for breath, then turns her attention towards Draven. "As fer you, Draven, ye got tatties in yer lugs, or are you just an idiot? Only, I don't recall at any point me sayin' that I thought Fighter-X was the be all an' end all. Was he a good Chairman? Sure. Was he the best Chairman ever? Probably no'. See Draven, I'm no' opposin' you because Nail told me to, or because I'm all in love with Fighter-X. No, I'm opposin' you because, basically, you're a retard, you keep runnin' things the way you have been Championship Rasslin' Federation will be bust within three months, and ah, these fans deserve ta see some people with actual talent fight, rather than just lies an' politics like Dorkness an' WTY. You can be as legit as you want, you can have all the authority you want. Except you may be missin' the part where I'm a goddamn lawbreaker by nature. You actually havin' legitimate authority to keep us out just makes it all the more fun to ignore you an' your wee corporate sycophants." This speech draws more cheers from the fans, although there are a handful of boos hidden away in the clamour.
TBC anyone
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Jake Jones
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Post by Jake Jones on Feb 25, 2009 1:29:56 GMT -5
(Jake Jones shakes his head and starts walking towards Baby Dogg slowly with the microphone.)
Jake Jones: You Pinned me twice and No One else can do it and you know why, because im a ladies man. I belive in peace and love and not war with the ladies. I've made girls into women and baby. I ain't Gonna hurt you because, I Might just make you into a women yet. You see i belive in if you do somthing good for someone the favour may come around and Baby, Dogg. I think the time for the favor is here. I need some chick to oil me up and eh, you may be Just the chick i need. Ey, what do you say, wanna oil up the rookie monster.
(Jake Jones smiles and pats boris on the back as he continues speaking to Baby.)
Jake Jones: I ain't sexiest, No No.. I ain't even making pathetic Excuses, Im Just working out my plans. You see everything turns into somthing. I Really don't see a point in beating you, your a chick. what do you have to offer besides sexual realations anyway. Im sorry, but you women are nothing in wrestling. You know what, Im going to stand here and look at you until you realise how much of a chance you really have of beating me. I Mean Crf Dual champion twice since the return and Longest Reigning Carnage world champion b4 the return. You see me and my bro have single handly brought back the tag division and your telling me, you have a chance of beating me, when im trying. Some chick like you with tattooes all over her body, really has a chance against me. you will say you pinned me twice but when you think of it a bit closer, did i just lay down for you or was i really trying, eh. you think about it.
(Jake Jones Pushes Baby Dogg.)
Jake Jones: One Push and you move so far away and you know why that is, Its because your a little bitty girl and girls play netball and dance. The Biggest paying sports in the world and you don't see a single women in them. Soccer, AFL, NFl, Basketball, RUGBY. There are womens versions of them but come on the men are ten times better. Girls are so weak they invented a sport called touch, which is like rugby but they touch each other instead of tackling, huh wussys.
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Post by Baby Dogg on Feb 25, 2009 10:19:51 GMT -5
She laughs, shaking her head. "I'm thinkin' about it... I think ye were really' tryin' Jake, an' you're just another one of those boorish imbeciles who can't deal with no' bein' the alpha male, an' has ta pick on what they perceive as an easier target. Just another big lug with no skill beyond muscles. Look at you. No balance, no endurance, no speed, no awareness... How much is yer strength worth when all your other fightin' faculties are as miserable as yours? Just another blusterin' man who's scared of the idea that women can fight, or work, or think for themselves an' has to perpetuate the myth about the weaker sex... or the fairer sex. Pah. Problem is, in nature, the alpha female is the toughest member of the pack. Lions, wolves, bears, dogs, sharks, hell, even spiders. Humans are just about the only species where the males have this blind spot. An' see, I'd already established myself as the alpha female of CRF even before all the women fled. I was the one who took that wee crown from Lady Mistress of Pain, an' nobody else took it back from me. Unless you wanna tuck yer willy between yer legs an' challenge me fer the position of alpha female, you're just gonna have to learn ta deal with the fact that in the CRF pack, as with any other pack, the alpha female is the baddest an' the toughest an' the meanest individual around... an' the alpha female is me."
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Jake Jones
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Post by Jake Jones on Feb 25, 2009 15:50:45 GMT -5
(Jake Jones laughs to himself.)
Jake Jones: Alpha Female, Come on, theres no such thing. Because Behind Every Female screwing up theres a man to save her out of debt. The only thing a female is good for is having babys and making dinner. But these days, guys are usually better at making dinner anyway; Your so stupid, Argh.
(Jake Jones shakes his head in annoyance.)
Jake Jones: Alpha male, theres really no such thing, cause no women could rule a man, men are far superior creatures in the animal kingdom. I've seen a man lion beeotch slap a women lion for not making his breakfast and when i think about it, I Can beeotch slap you right now and you wouldn't/couldn't do a thing and why because i am stronger then you. PERIOD. Take a look at this video, this should prove to you how better men really are.
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Post by Baby Dogg on Feb 25, 2009 18:34:55 GMT -5
Baby Dogg shakes her head in bemusement at the video. "I guess you must be the exception that proves the rule about men bein' cleverer, huh, if you took that seriously?"
She stares him down with a smug grin. "I put it to you, Mr. Jones, that in spite of what you may think I could beeotch slap you right now, and you neither would nor could do a thing about it, since, well, you're stronger than me... but I'm faster than you, tougher than you, more agile than you, smarter than you, more perceptive than you, more experienced than you, more focused than you, more ruthless than you, better trained than you an' just generally all-round better than you... you really think being able to bench your own weight is worth jack crap? Boy are you in fer a shock when you hit forty, yer muscles turn ta flab, an' you're left with literally nothin' in yer favour whatsoever."
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Post by Boris Magnum on Feb 26, 2009 15:59:04 GMT -5
OOC: HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH Jake that is sooo true haha. but what the hell was up with that one body builder dude. how the hell does he move with all that? haha
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Post by Gary Phoenix on Feb 26, 2009 16:37:43 GMT -5
("Immortal" by Adema hits the PA, as Gary Phoenix comes out of the entrance way. He immedietly begins speaking from the ramp, as he is carrying a mic with him)
Whoah, whoah, whoah, did I hear what I thought I heard? Draven, did you just say that your making Jake Jones the last Judgement champion? Haha funny joke. When I said it didnt bother me, I meant it was the fact that he stole the championship, and it was rightfully mine. But you know, ill hold another championship soon enough, so why even bother getting upset?
So many things being said out here piss me off, yet they are really funny. I mean, Draven, your bragging about you beating me? Is that another joke? If I remember correctly, Darkness grabbed my legs, and before I had time to do anything, I got my face grinded against the ropes, got elbowed twice in the head, and took a powerslam, next thing I know, I hear your name being called over the PA as the winner of the match. I wanted to just get up and pound the crap out of Darkness, sadly, my body didnt agree with my head, and I had to lay on the mat and watch Draven and Darkness walk away. Draven's victory will go down as a W in the record books, but all these people in the fans, and im pretty sure Baby Dogg will agree, that should not count on my near flawless record.
Jake, you on the other hand, you lost fair and square. Apparently you said that a wrestling ring is no place for women, and that you were afraid to hit her. So thats why she won eh? You wouldnt fight back? Well if that was the case, and we all know its not, you had a choice.
Boris Magnum, one day, ill have to beat some sense into you. We all know that your just sucking up to Draven to further advance your career. Well good luck with that. You see, unlike you, I can further advance my career no matter who is against me, and no matter who I face.
TBC: Anybody
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Post by Boris Magnum on Feb 26, 2009 20:49:32 GMT -5
Boris looks over to Gray Phoenix.
"Gary Howe, oh sorry I mean Phoenix you come out here and say that Im just doing this to further my career. Well I may but Im not sucking up to Draven, actually it was me and BTY that first started with this plan of a takeover and then Draven fell perfectly into frame. You see I will further my career and I will end your career. Because you and your little uproar of talentless washed up jobbers following a washed up chairman. You see you can fight against all you want but in the end we own you and your contracts so if you dont prove yourself bye bye Gary Howe. Just like your mother."
Boris laughs as he gets booed by the fans.
TBC anyone
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Jake Jones
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Post by Jake Jones on Feb 27, 2009 1:37:08 GMT -5
(The Fans Start Chanting Jake Jones sucks Just beause they can and Jake Jones starts getting angry with them for the random chanting. Jake Jones Hypes them up and then turns to gary and starts rubbing his world title with a grin on his face, He Unbuckles The Judgment World championship and holds it up in the air as fans boo. Jake Jones stares into Garys eyes as he Knows Deep Down he's furious but he's Hiding it.)
Jake Jones: Gary, You Know you don't deserve this championship, I Mean its just a championship to you. eh, Look how good it looks on me. The Last Ever Judgment World Champion in Crf History. It Like your title reign never existed, That short little title reign, you didn't win it fairly and you didn't lose it fairly. In My Books, You didn't even take this title off me, its like you never existed. Just like gary howe, His Existence doesn't matter to the world of wrestling, hes the past, just like your championship reign it was in the past. Gary, your nothing, your like a female. worth nothing and does nothing right, when i think about it more and cleary, Gary, you and baby dogg have alot in common, your both girls, you both have two diffrent personalitys, you both have no crap on me and last of all, you both have no testicals what so ever.
(Jake Jones laughs as he cracks a joke as the fans boo.)
Jake Jones: You Know what this is a rant, I Think Im gonna show some more Videos That Piss me off. Hey, I Know how you like my video, baby dogg, you won't admit it, you like to know the facts, just like these people like to know. That video proves alot of things, it proves once and for all that men are better then women, it proves theres no women presidents in the united states and even thoe I hate the United States compared to Australia. They do have one good thing they have no women presidents, but i don't think this black president was the way to go, look at this, this is your president, America. Ha, Thankgod we got kevin Rudd. I Know Im changing the subject from girls being bad at everything to presidents, but seriously can you respect this man?
(Jake Jones laughs as a few fans in the crowd laugh and the rest boo.)
Jake Jones: Thats your leader, America. The Dancing, Fool. If you voted for me and change is on the way we know, yes barack we know it, your digging a whole for yourself and america. Bush is out now, good luck with the depression stage. People will be losing job but don't worry, your job is safe and its in the white house.
(Jake Jones Looks at boris.)
Jake Jones: That Man, is Better then us Boris, oh no. what we gonna do, absoutely nothing.[/b]
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